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I smelled smoke right before hearing the "pop" like a firecracker had gone off. The ghouls body was a smoldering mess where his head had been. I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails as if his hands weren't still ablaze. "What the hell was that?!" I gasped. "Premature inflamulation," he replied. "Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing. I don't like to talk about it." (Vlad is an awesome character. LOL)
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Jeaniene Frost (This Side of the Grave (Night Huntress, #5))
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Kilian has invited you to a group: Everyone except Mikki. She snorted, clicking on it.
Kilian: Tell us.
Moses: Did he pop a stiffy?
Cian: Let’s not bring stiffies into the conversation.
Moses: Did YOU pop a stiffy?
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Jane Washington (Tourner (Ironside Academy, #2))
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I’ll be all hugs and kisses. Especially because he’s wound so tight that if I hug him hard enough, a diamond will probably pop out of his ass. Then I’ll be rich and we can pay for that lawyer."
"Your aunt Clara says she isn’t sure which is more disturbing: that image of diamonds popping out or of you collecting them despite knowing where they’ve been
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Kati Wilde (Jenny: The Hellfire Riders)
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Why did the snowman send his father to the South Pole? A: Because he wanted a frozen pop!
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Johnny B. Laughing (LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1))
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? A: Where’s pop corn?
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Johnny B. Laughing (LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1))