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ROWAN: Hey dickhead. My wife wants to know why you’re such a dickhead. ROWAN: Should I give her the long version or the short version? SLOANE: Do you honestly think I would tell you that? Seriously? GO FUCK YOURSELF. ROWAN: Secure your eyeballs. Repeat. Secure your eyeballs. SLOANE: If you’re having trouble with your “marriage” and talking to your “wife,” why don’t you crack a fucking book. A ROMANCE book, not more of your “history of leather” bullshit. It’s literally an instruction manual for dumbasses like you. SLOANE: And get fucked. SLOANE: METAPHORICALLY ROWAN: If you can find insurance for eyeball enucleation, now would be a good time …
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