Kung Fu Quotes

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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." [Kung Fu Monkey -- Ephemera, blog post, March 19, 2009]
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John Rogers
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The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen
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Stephen King (The Stand)
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Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift... that's why they call it present
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Kung Fu Panda
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He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
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Christopher Moore (Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal)
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Your story may not have such a happy beginning but that does not make you who you are, it is the rest of it- who you choose to be
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Soothsayer from Kung Fu Panda 2
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China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death. . .for you!
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Hidekaz Himaruya (Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1 (Hetalia: Axis Powers, #1))
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If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than who you are.
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Master Shifu
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Someone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung fu film.
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Werner Herzog
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... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?
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Christopher Moore (Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal)
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Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.
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Kung Fu Panda
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Oogway: There are no accidents. Shifu: [sighs] Yes, I know. You've already said that twice. Oogway: That was no accident either. Shifu: Thrice.
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Kung Fu Panda
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If you trust yourself, any choice you make will be correct. If you do not trust yourself, anything you do will be wrong. - Kung Fu, The Legend Continues -
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David Carradine
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But Asha Grant isn't a hacker wizard like her cousin. She's not a kung fu expert.She's not particularly brilliant at anything. She's a ***ing pharmacy intern,chum.Just a regular person like you.An ordinary person caught up in a really **** situation.So I think,out of every person in these files, that makes her the bravest.
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Amie Kaufman (Obsidio (The Illuminae Files, #3))
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There is no secret ingredient
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Mr Ping, Po's father
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He tried not to love that she could recite scenes from Ghostbusters, that she liked kung fu movies and could name all of the original X-Menβ€” because those seemed like reasons a guy would fall for a girl in a Kevin Smith movie.
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Rainbow Rowell (Attachments)
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Men don't ask other men if they're getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building kung fu master fearless of ever being mugged.
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Kate Griffin (The Midnight Mayor (Matthew Swift, #2))
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One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.” Kung Fu Panda
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Randall Duk Kim
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Some are born with knowledge, some derive it from study, and some acquire it only after a painful realization of their ignorance. But the knowledge being possessed, it comes to the same thing. Some study with a natural ease, some from a desire for advantages, and some by strenuous effort. But the achievement being made, it comes to the same thing.
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Confucius
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Her kung fu is that powerful.
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Maureen Johnson (13 Little Blue Envelopes (Little Blue Envelope, #1))
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There are no coincidences in this world.
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Turtle in Kung Fu Panda
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Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
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Kung Fu Panda
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Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him in before my inner Chinaman forces me to kung-fu your bitch ass.
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Christopher Moore (Bite Me (A Love Story, #3))
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I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
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Jill Shalvis (Instant Attraction (Wilder, #1))
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If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
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Kung Fu Panda
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You must let go of the illusion of control..
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The Turtle
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We do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears
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Shifu
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Never forget that, at the most, the teacher can give you fifteen percent of the art. The rest you have to get for yourself through practise and hard work. I can show you the path but I can not walk it for you.
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Master Tan Soh Tin
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You must believe!
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The Turtle
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A Kung Fu Master is a Practitioner of Martial Arts Who Keeps Practicing.
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Kailin Gow
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Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.
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Christopher Moore (The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror (Pine Cove, #3))
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When I was growing up, my mother enrolled me into the same classes as my brother so I learned karate, kung fu, and swimming. She also took us fishing, skateboarding, and to martial arts films. Needless to say, my mom was and still is cool. - Strong by Kailin Gow
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Kailin Gow
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I can show you the path but I can not walk it for you.
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Master Iain Armstrong (Get Your Health Back FAST With Chinese Chi Kung.)
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Yesterday is History, Tomorrow a Mistery. Today is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
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Simon Furman (Kung Fu Panda: Daze of Thunder)
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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
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Jesse Petersen (Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1))
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I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.
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Jesse Petersen (Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1))
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You’re lucky you have a gun or I would totally Kung Fu your ass and leave whether you liked it or not.
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Aurora Rose Reynolds (Until July (Until Her/Him, #1))
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The Chinese words β€˜kung fu’ translate more or less as β€˜a man hard at work over a long time’. If you want to unlock the full power of kung fu, it is not going to be easy: you are going to have to work, you are going to have to sacrifice and you are going to have to suffer – over a long time. There really is no such thing as a free lunch.
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Master Iain Armstrong
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I’m speaking of the pursuit of excellence in all things. All things! Presence of mind and devotion to craft. A great artist has these. A great chef. A great master of tea. There’s powerful kung fu in a well-built house or an eloquent letter, but the limit of your imagination is bones breaking and bullets flying.
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Scott Lynch (Tales of the Far West)
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How could everything go so wrong so fast? For goodness’ sake, she was only looking for a few plants. But instead, she’d found a whole village of mind-controlled slaves and a whole army of acrobatic kung fu vampires.
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Kerrelyn Sparks (Sexiest Vampire Alive (Love at Stake, #11))
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While combat efficiency is a primary function of Shaolin Kung Fu, a more immediate and useful benefit in our law-abiding society is attaining radiant health and vitality.
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Wong Kiew Kit (The Art of Shaolin Kung Fu: The Secrets of Kung Fu for Self-Defense, Health, and Enlightenment (Tuttle Martial Arts))
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I advise you not to mess with me. I know Karate, kung Fu, judo tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 100 other dangerous words.
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Skylar Blue
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I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen.
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Stephen King (The Stand)
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I am from the Kilburn branch of the Keepers of the Eternal and Victorious Islamic Nation," said Hifan proudly. Irie inhaled. Keepers of the Eternal and Victorious Islamic Nation," repeated Millat, impressed. "That's a wicked name. It's got a wicked kung-fu arse sound to it." Irie frowned. "KEVIN?" We are aware," said Hifan solemnly, pointing to the spot underneath the cupped flame where the initials were minutely embroidered, "that we have an acronym problem.
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Zadie Smith (White Teeth)
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Kung Fu, like any art, is a practical affair, not just a question of gathering knowledge. In other words, one becomes proficient through hard, regular practice, not by reading about it.
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Wong Kiew Kit (The Art of Shaolin Kung Fu: The Secrets of Kung Fu for Self-Defense, Health, and Enlightenment (Tuttle Martial Arts))
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Acceptance doesn't mean masochistic pessimism, but joyful support of and participation in the great cosmic drama.
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Nathan J. Johnson (Barefoot Zen: The Shaolin Roots of Kung Fu and Karate)
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To make something special you just have to believe it's special.
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- Mr. Ping
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One Monday, just for sport, Charlie grabbed an eggplant that a spectacularly wizened granny was going for, but instead of twisting it out of his hand with some mystic kung fu move as he expected, she looked him in the eye and shook her head - just a jog, barely perceptible really - it might have been a tic, but it was the most eloquent of gestures. Charlie read it as saying: O White Devil, you do not want to purloin that purple fruit, for I have four thousand years of ancestors and civilization on you; my grandparents built the railroads and dug the silver mines, and my parents survived the earthquake, the fire, and a society that outlawed even being Chinese; I am mother to a dozen, grandmother to a hundred, and great-grandmother to a legion; I have birthed babies and washed the dead; I am history and suffering and wisdom; I am a Buddha and a dragon; so get your fucking hand off my eggplant before you lose it.
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Christopher Moore (A Dirty Job (Grim Reaper, #1))
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This is Poyo. Poyo was exposed to a near-lethal amount of radiation as an egg, during the first stages of a government experiment to create mutant super soldiers--trained in exotic martial arts technique by Tibetan Kung Fu fightin' monks--and given strange bio-enhancements during a rash of farm animal abductions by extra-terrestrials. Nah, just kidding. None of that shit is true. Poyo is just really, really bad ass.
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John Layman (Chew, Vol. 4: FlambΓ©)
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We need to get out," I said. My voice sounded raw to me. "Trouble coming." "No," said a beautiful Sidhe baritone. "Trouble is here." They appeared from behind their veils, one by one, with so much melodrama that I was mildly surprised that they hadn't each struck some kind of kung fu pose.
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Jim Butcher (Cold Days (The Dresden Files, #14))
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I may seem smaller than I look, but what people don't know about me is that I once weight-lifted my own weight when I was in high school, ran more miles than anyone else in Physical Education in my class in high school, and was trained by a Shaolin Kung Fu monk while being the only girl in class. I am also trained in archery and firearms. So when it comes to being physically small or petite and even looking like a girly girl; it doesn't matter. I am strong. I am awared and disciplined. And I can leverage the playing field because I am trained. - Kailin Gow in Strong by Kailin Gow
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Kailin Gow
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If you take a bus, you should know when to get off!".
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Master Iain Armstrong (Get Your Health Back FAST With Chinese Chi Kung.)
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I'm sorry. My dad is dead too. Now climb, young grasshopper, so your kung fu won't be weak.
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Kate Daniels
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Any self-defense situation has the potential to quickly become A 'life and death' situation, therefore your practice of martial arts should be undertaken, as if your very life depends on it . . .
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Soke Behzad Ahmadi (Legacy of A Sensei)
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Call me paranoid, but the shape the human hand makes when extending out for a handshake looks suspiciously like a karate chop. Maybe diplomacy, especially in DC, could use a little kung fu mixed in.
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Jarod Kintz (A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom)
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Stephen spared her a look that was part patience and part condescension. β€œI’m a Chinese American, so of course I spend all my free time in a secret monastery learning kung fu and practicing spiritual cultivation. Because one day a demon king shall descend onto Houston and only my Ninth Level Thunder Fist Punch will stand in his way.
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Ilona Andrews (Emerald Blaze (Hidden Legacy, #5))
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The Lord is my shepherd,” he recited softly. β€œI shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen.
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Stephen King (The Stand)
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Faith is not a drive-through restaurant, Tanner. You don’t say a prayer and pick it up from the window.
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T.M. Gaouette (Freeing Tanner Rose (Faith & Kung Fu, #1))
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All American politicians are bought and paid for by American lobbyists. We no longer have representative government here. We breed monsters like Kissinger and Nixon and Ronnie Reagan. Our senate and congress are run by pay-offs and special interest money. And the fun part is that most Americans are asleep about it. Give 'em a new SUV and a good J-Lo or Tom Cruise kung-fu flick and a few jolly abortion clinic bombing news clips on the six o'clock news and everybody seems to stay content. Wasn't it Churchill that said any society gets exactly the government it deserves?
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Dan Fante
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THEY FOUND LEO AT THE TOP of the city fortifications. He was sitting at an open-air cafΓ©, overlooking the sea, drinking a cup of coffee and dressed in…wow. Time warp. Leo’s outfit was identical to the one he’d worn the day they first arrived at Camp Half-Bloodβ€”jeans, a white shirt, and an old army jacket. Except that jacket had burned up months ago. Piper nearly knocked him out of his chair with a hug. β€œLeo! Gods, where have you been?” β€œValdez!” Coach Hedge grinned. Then he seemed to remember he had a reputation to protect and he forced a scowl. β€œYou ever disappear like that again, you little punk, I’ll knock you into next month!” Frank patted Leo on the back so hard it made him wince. Even Nico shook his hand. Hazel kissed Leo on the cheek. β€œWe thought you were dead!” Leo mustered a faint smile. β€œHey, guys. Nah, nah, I’m good.” Jason could tell he wasn’t good. Leo wouldn’t meet their eyes. His hands were perfectly still on the table. Leo’s hands were never still. All the nervous energy had drained right out of him, replaced by a kind of wistful sadness. Jason wondered why his expression seemed familiar. Then he realized Nico di Angelo had looked the same way after facing Cupid in the ruins of Salona. Leo was heartsick. As the others grabbed chairs from the nearby tables, Jason leaned in and squeezed his friend’s shoulder. β€œHey, man,” he said, β€œwhat happened?” Leo’s eyes swept around the group. The message was clear: Not here. Not in front of everyone. β€œI got marooned,” Leo said. β€œLong story. How about you guys? What happened with Khione?” Coach Hedge snorted. β€œWhat happened? Piper happened! I’m telling you, this girl has skills!” β€œCoach…” Piper protested. Hedge began retelling the story, but in his version Piper was a kung fu assassin and there were a lot more Boreads. As the coach talked, Jason studied Leo with concern. This cafΓ© had a perfect view of the harbor. Leo must have seen the Argo II sail in. Yet he sat here drinking coffeeβ€”which he didn’t even likeβ€”waiting for them to find him. That wasn’t like Leo at all. The ship was the most important thing in his life. When he saw it coming to rescue him, Leo should have run down to the docks, whooping at the top of his lungs. Coach Hedge was just describing how Piper had defeated Khione with a roundhouse kick when Piper interrupted. β€œCoach!” she said. β€œIt didn’t happen like that at all. I couldn’t have done anything without Festus.” Leo raised his eyebrows. β€œBut Festus was deactivated.” β€œUm, about that,” Piper said. β€œI sort of woke him up.” Piper explained her version of eventsβ€”how she’d rebooted the metal dragon with charmspeak.
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Rick Riordan (The House of Hades (Heroes of Olympus, #4))
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We are social beings who make communities with an urgency, and it is a stern charge to make us take refuge in the lonely world of oneself. ...Racism attempts to occlude our cosmopolitanism (of the songs in and out of our bones), and it often appropriates our mild forms of xenophobia into its own virulent project. Difference among peoples is something that we negotiate in our everyday interactions, asking questions and being better informed of our mutual realities. To transform difference into the body is an act of bad faith, a denial of our shared nakedness.
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Vijay Prashad (Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting: Afro-Asian Connections and the Myth of Cultural Purity)
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A Black Belt should be... ...a REFLECTION of what IS inside ...NOT the PROOF of it!
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Robert W. Dallmann (The Definitive History of Bushido Kai)
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Zi, most people in the world have been tricked into believing they're not important.
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Hu Yuan Nabe (White Tiger Legend)
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But, as the turtle says in Kung Fu Panda: "Today is a gift, that is why it is called the present!
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Monica Vanleke (Pelgrimstocht op hoge hakken)
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The old Oriental shamans had a much different view when they recalled the movements of kung fu.
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Lujan Matus (The Art of Stalking Parallel Perception: The Living Tapestry of Lujan Matus)
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Holy crap, Kota knows Kung Fu.
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C.L. Stone (Ghost Bird I: The Academy Omnibus Part 1: Books One - Four Plus Bonus (The Ghost Bird Series Bundles))
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...all his life, all he's ever wanted was to be Kung Fu guy. But when he finally got it, he realizes what his mother meant. 'You can be more.
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Charles Yu (Interior Chinatown)
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Ever since you were a boy, you’ve dreamt of being Kung Fu Guy. You’re not Kung Fu Guy. But maybe, just maybe, tomorrow will be the day.
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Charles Yu (Interior Chinatown)
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Lying there in the silence, you try to imagine what she could possibly mean. Kung Fu Guy is the pinnacle. How could anyone be more?
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Charles Yu (Interior Chinatown)
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This is a great universal truth; we are by nature healthy; illness is an unnatural, temporary state when certain systems of the body are not functioning as they should. The harmonious flow of chi restores a person's natural functions. It is also excellent for overcoming emotional and mental problems and managing stress.
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Wong Kiew Kit (The Art of Shaolin Kung Fu: The Secrets of Kung Fu for Self-Defense, Health, and Enlightenment (Tuttle Martial Arts))
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This was the plan: we would take a holy and sacred picture of the King of Rock β€˜n’ Roll, Elvis Presley, to the very summit of the earth; once there, we would place it with sincere reverence amongst the chimerical shimmering palaces of ice and snow and then (accompanied by some weird Zen magic) we would light joss sticks, dance about making screechy kung-fu noises, get off our faces, and that would be it: Planet Earth saved. Simple.
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Mark Manning (Bad Wisdom)
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She’s had the moment. A moment isn’t a piece of time, it’s a question. A realization. A trauma. The moment comes when you look up and see your life stretching out for seventy more years….Is this life good enough for the next seventy years?
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Karen Brichoux (Coffee And Kung Fu)
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... there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor to his strange chamber, it appeared to be a mass of hard drives all fused together, but they looked too sophisticated to be merely hard drives. β€œWhat on earth is that?” β€œThat’s my Kung Fu,” he said proudly, patting the top of the futuristic-looking stack. β€œIs that what you wanted to show me?” β€œNo, but it’s impressive, isn’t it?” β€œIf you say so.” Steves sighed and shook his head, so few people could appreciate the intellectual complexity of an almost untraceable hacking device.
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E.A. Bucchianeri (Brushstrokes of a Gadfly (Gadfly Saga, #1))
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If you plant rice, you will grow rice. If you plant fear, you will grow fear.
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Kung Fu
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Et maleri er et dikt uten ord
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Confucius (Die Weisheit Des Konfuzius)
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Menns lærdom kommer av bøker, kvinners av naturen
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Confucius
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Anything is possible when you have inner peace.
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Kung Fu Panda
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Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be. -Soothsayer
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KungFuPandaMakers
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A mangled corpse in the middle of a blood-drenched floor. Berserk FBI field agents drawing guns and shooting to kill. A little kung fu, a little John Wayne, and a few casual threats. So far, I thought, my nerves jangling, just one more night on the job.
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Jim Butcher (Fool Moon (The Dresden Files, #2))
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The moment isn't a piece of time; it's a question. The moment comes when you look up and see your life stretching out for seventy more years. And there, in front of you, like a giant roadblock, is the question: Is this life good enough for the next seventy years? But maybe that's the easy question. The next logical question--Can I live like this?--is the killer. Because it isn't a yes or no kind of question. It's a do or die kind of question. I avoid moments.
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Karen Brichoux (Coffee And Kung Fu)
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. . in Old Karate, you learned you Art through pain. You learned quickly that your techniques had to be fast or powerful or both. If you did not embrace pain and it's lessons adequately, you simply did not survive
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Soke Behzad Ahmadi (Ryukyu Kobujutsu : Bo - Tanbo - Toifa)
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Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind.
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Master Shifu
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Patience, Grasshopper.
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Master Po - Kung Fu
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today the menu is Kung Fu Chicken. And it’s ALL YOU CAN EAT, BABY.
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David Wong (John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End #1))
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Not the kung fu nigga.
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Tina J. (I Gave My Heart To A Jersey Killa 2)
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You can choose to fight your journey every step of the way or you can embrace it, recognizing each stumble or setback as a opportunity to strengthen your character, finesse your craft, and deepen your passion. Oh this journey can be beautiful if you allow yourself to enjoy the rain!
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Kierra C.T. Banks
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Okay. I’m not a white male. At least, not predominantly so. And as I mentioned before, I’m in an environment right now where race is really important. See, Chinese men are not that physically intimidating. We’re not that tall. We’re not that built. We have exactly one thing going for us in a fight β€” that our opponent recognizes that there’s a possibility, no matter how remote, that we might know kung-fu.
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Phillip Andrew Bennett Low (Indecision Now! A Libertarian Rage)
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her wet hair turbanned in a bulky soft towel, her breasts showing cleavage but the nipples just off the screen, if only the screen were a little wider, if he could only slow the action down like in a kung-fu movie, for a thirtieth of a second there might have been a nipple,
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John Updike (Rabbit at Rest (Rabbit Angstrom #4))
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According to tradition, the originator of Taoism, Lao-tzu, was an older contemporary of Kung Fu-tzu, or Confucius, who died in 479 B.C.1 Lao-tzu is said to have been the author of the Tao Te Ching, a short book of aphorisms, setting forth the principles of the Tao and its power or virtue (Te e). But traditional Chinese philosophy ascribes both Taoism and Confucianism to a still earlier source, to a work which lies at the very foundation of Chinese thought and culture, dating anywhere from 3000 to 1200 B.C. This is the I Ching, or Book of Changes.
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Alan W. Watts (The Way of Zen)
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What you need is some time and effort to work on your remedies and the problems will be overcome as a matter of course. Our chi kung training gives us the mental clarity and a lot of energy to perform the remedies well. The same principles apply to countless people who remain miserable because of their problems. They remain miserable because of the following three reasons: 1. They do not have solutions to their problems. 2. They do not believe the solutions will solve their problems. 3. They do not have the abilities to carry out the solutions. If they can overcome the above three factors, they will find their problems are actually opportunities for improvement
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Wong Kiew Kit (The Shaolin Arts: Shaolin Kungfu, Tai Chi Chuan, Chi Kung, Zen (Master Answers Series))
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It's a spider!" Tyler yelling again. "What else can it do? Did you teach it kung fu?!" Phillip leaned to Garry and said, "Ooh, a spider that knows kung fu. That'd actually be quite cool, wouldn't it? I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of an eight-legged roundhouse kick." Gary said, "Nah, man. Aren't you listening? Spiders have two legs and six arms." Jimmy said, "That's octopuses." Gary rolled his eyes. "And octopuses are the spider of the sea. Come on, keep up, guys." Jimmy was about to respond when he, Gary, and Philip became aware that both Tyler and Todd were staring at them. "Sorry," Jimmy said. "We'll discuss this later. Please, continue bickering.
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Scott Meyer (An Unwelcome Quest (Magic 2.0, #3))
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Martial arts is not about fighting, it is about being fit and healthy, both physiologically and psychologically.
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Abhijit Naskar
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If you only do what you can do then you will be more than you are now.
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KungFu Panda
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Learn new things, you never know, when it may come in handy.
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Dr.Hoot
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Someone said to me the other day, 'you speak of peace because you are afraid to fight'. I smiled and replied, you are absolutely right, I am terrified of fighting, you know why, because if I raise my hands at someone, there'll be no trace of them left. It's ridiculously easily to take life, especially for a biologist with martial arts training, but what makes a human is the capacity to give life.
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Abhijit Naskar (Heart Force One: Need No Gun to Defend Society)
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Go ahead, you guys. I'm not done with Kim yet." Braden made annoying kissing noises while Michelle giggled. "Fine with me," Kim said. He pulled his shirt over his head and threw it to the ground. Sweat glistened on the tight muscles of his chest. Standing under the orange glow of the setting sun, he looked like a golden statue brought to life. "That's not fair." I struggled to swallow past the sudden dryness of my tongue. "That's distracting." He flashed me a grin that ignited a fire low inside me. "That would be the point. Call it a tactical move." Braden used the tree to pull himself up. "Well, boys and girls, I think it's time we moved along. This fight is about to lose its PG-13 rating." Michelle nudged him in the side. "I think it's cute." Something prickled on the back of my neck and I turned to find Quentin staring at me with a look between confusion and pain. As I tried to decipher its meaning, Kim used that moment to snatch my wrist and twist it behind my back. He pulled me in, pinning me against his chest, and lowered his head to place a kiss just below my ear. "I may need to take notes." Braden pretended to open an invisible notebook. "So, what do you call this martial arts style, Kim? Kung fu-ling around? How about jujits-you-some?
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Cole Gibsen (Senshi (Katana, #2))
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I'm so proud of myself for all the battles I've secretly overcome. I'm grateful for all the people that left to make room for genuine connections. I'm grateful for all the opportunities that ended so I could stretch into new roles. I'm grateful that I've learned to clap for my success without an audience. Most importantly I'm grateful for the opportunity to experience God as Love. I'm just grateful. #devinepressure
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Kierra C.T. Banks
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I'm sorry I looked. Or saw, I guess. I didn't go digging through your book. The pages fell out." "Yeah. I kinda figured that might have been what happened." He scuffed one heel against the cement. "The book fell out of my bag again...and,well..." And,well, there he was,forgiven. "Zippers," I said. "One of mankind's better inventions. Your bag has one; I've seen it." "You see much, Grasshopper." I blinked at him. "C'mon. Kung Fu?" He let go of his knees and sliced both hands through the air in a choppy spiral. "Shaolin monk fighting against injustice while searching for his long-lost brother in the Old West?" I shook my head. "Nope.Sorry."" "Sad. I bet you wouldn't recognize 'Live long and prosper,' either." "Nope." "How did I know? My dad got me into seventies TV.It's awfully brilliant. Or brilliantly awful, maybe." He had relaxed and was looking monumentally pleased with seventies television or himself or something. You're awfully beautiful, Alex Bainbridge. I managed to keep that one to myself,but... "You're really good." That one got away from me. "Your drawing, I mean.
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Melissa Jensen (The Fine Art of Truth or Dare)
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[...]Telecomputer Man is assigned to an apparatus, just as the apparatus is assigned to him, by virtue of an involution of each into the other, a refraction of each by the other. The machine does what the human wants it to do, but by the same token the human puts into execution only what the machine has been programmed to do. The operator is working with virtuality: only apparently is the aim to obtain information or to communicate; the real purpose is to explore all the possibilities of a program, rather as a gambler seeks to exhaust the permutations in a game of chance. Consider the way the camera is used now. Its possibilities are no longer those of a subject who ' 'reflects' the world according to his personal vision; rather, they are the possibilities of the lens, as exploited by the object. The camera is thus a machine that vitiates all will, erases all intentionality and leaves nothing but the pure reflex needed to take pictures. Looking itself disappears without trace, replaced by a lens now in collusion with the object - and hence with an inversion of vision. The magic lies precisely in the subject's retroversion to a camera obscura - the reduction of his vision to the impersonal vision of a mechanical device. In a mirror, it is the subject who gives free rein to the realm of the imaginary. In the camera lens, and on-screen in general, it is the object, potentially, that unburdens itself - to the benefit of all media and telecommunications techniques. This is why images of anything are now a possibility. This is why everything is translatable into computer terms, commutable into digital form, just as each individual is commutable into his own particular genetic code. (The whole object, in fact, is to exhaust all the virtualities of such analogues of the genetic code: this is one of artificial intelligence's most fundamental aspects.) What this means on a more concrete level is that there is no longer any such thing as an act or event which is not refracted into a technical image or onto a screen, any such thing as an action which does not in some sense want to be photographed, filmed or tape-recorded, does not desire to be stored in memory so as to become reproducible for all eternity. No such thing as an action which does not aspire to self-transcendence into a virtual eternity - not, now, the durable eternity that follows death, but rather the ephemeral eternity of ever-ramifying artificial memory. The compulsion of the virtual is the compulsion to exist in potentia on all screens, to be embedded in all programs, and it acquires a magical force: the Siren call of the black box.
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Jean Baudrillard (The Transparency of Evil: Essays in Extreme Phenomena)
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We see three men standing around a vat of vinegar. Each has dipped his finger into the vinegar and has tasted it. The expression on each man's face shows his individual reaction. Since the painting is allegorical, we are to understand that these are no ordinary vinegar tasters, but are instead representatives of the "Three Teachings" of China, and that the vinegar they are sampling represents the Essence of Life. The three masters are K'ung Fu-tse (Confucius), Buddha, and Lao-tse, author of the oldest existing book of Taoism. The first has a sour look on his face, the second wears a bitter expression, but the third man is smiling. To Kung Fu-tse (kung FOOdsuh), life seemed rather sour. He believed that the present was out step with the past, and that the government of man on earth was out of harmony with the Way of Heaven, the government of, the universe. Therefore, he emphasized reverence for the Ancestors, as well as for the ancient rituals and ceremonies in which the emperor, as the Son of Heaven, acted as intermediary between limitless heaven and limited earth. Under Confucianism, the use of precisely measured court music, prescribed steps, actions, and phrases all added up to an extremely complex system of rituals, each used for a particular purpose at a particular time. A saying was recorded about K'ung Fu-tse: "If the mat was not straight, the Master would not sit." This ought to give an indication of the extent to which things were carried out under Confucianism. To Buddha, the second figure in the painting, life on earth was bitter, filled with attachments and desires that led to suffering. The world was seen as a setter of traps, a generator of illusions, a revolving wheel of pain for all creatures. In order to find peace, the Buddhist considered it necessary to transcend "the world of dust" and reach Nirvana, literally a state of "no wind." Although the essentially optimistic attitude of the Chinese altered Buddhism considerably after it was brought in from its native India, the devout Buddhist often saw the way to Nirvana interrupted all the same by the bitter wind of everyday existence. To Lao-tse (LAOdsuh), the harmony that naturally existed between heaven and earth from the very beginning could be found by anyone at any time, but not by following the rules of the Confucianists. As he stated in his Tao To Ching (DAO DEH JEENG), the "Tao Virtue Book," earth was in essence a reflection of heaven, run by the same laws - not by the laws of men. These laws affected not only the spinning of distant planets, but the activities of the birds in the forest and the fish in the sea. According to Lao-tse, the more man interfered with the natural balance produced and governed by the universal laws, the further away the harmony retreated into the distance. The more forcing, the more trouble. Whether heavy or fight, wet or dry, fast or slow, everything had its own nature already within it, which could not be violated without causing difficulties. When abstract and arbitrary rules were imposed from the outside, struggle was inevitable. Only then did life become sour. To Lao-tse, the world was not a setter of traps but a teacher of valuable lessons. Its lessons needed to be learned, just as its laws needed to be followed; then all would go well. Rather than turn away from "the world of dust," Lao-tse advised others to "join the dust of the world." What he saw operating behind everything in heaven and earth he called Tao (DAO), "the Way." A basic principle of Lao-tse's teaching was that this Way of the Universe could not be adequately described in words, and that it would be insulting both to its unlimited power and to the intelligent human mind to attempt to do so. Still, its nature could be understood, and those who cared the most about it, and the life from which it was inseparable, understood it best.
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Benjamin Hoff (The Tao of Pooh)