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Alright everybody, stand back!” Steve said. “Zombie, take as much as you can… Empty the bottle if you have to.” So I grabbed the inhaler, put it to my mouth and… KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF…Kefff! “Alright, it’s empty. Cough, cough.” “Here it goes,” Steve said as he took out a match and lit it. “Do it, Zombie!” So I squeezed my butt cheeks together, and took all my feelings and buried them down deep. And then I put on my best constipation face and… “BRRRRT.” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!! I went flying in the air so fast I think I left my butt behind.
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