Kissing The Coronavirus Quotes

Disregard the coronavirus as you would a cannibal kissing your face.

One day the world stopped because of the thing. We knew it was there and knew it was dangerous because, you know, it left bodies in the dirt. We all stayed in – couldn’t touch, shouldn’t meet, mustn’t dance. God forbid we kiss. Eventually, the thing got tired. Besides, it knew it wasn’t welcome, even though, the grass grew better, and the birds worried less, and the air breathed deeper as the humans breathed less. We all stayed in – couldn’t touch, shouldn’t meet, mustn’t dance. God forbid we kiss. I hope we remember what we once did; blocking airways, blocking enemies, blocking friends. Let things mend. One day, the world stopped. Another day, it started again and acted like it had never stopped. It does things like that. I do hope we remember that life is not long and love is not free, unless it is.

Amyson paused Big Momma’s House 2 and climbed clumsily out of her seat, her enormous and perfect breasts brushing the face of the old lady in the seat next to her.

No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.

Dr Mistletoe was yet to have a feeling erupt inside of her reminiscent of two freight trains colliding inside a narrow tunnel (the tunnel in this instance being her vagina).