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Kenny, in his late fifties, noticed that senior citizens get free coffee at a local cafe. He asked, “How old do you have to be to be a senior citizen?” The waiter looked at him for a few seconds and without saying a word, poured him a cup of coffee.
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Ed Fischer (You're Never too Old to Laugh: A laugh-out-loud collection of cartoons, quotes, jokes, and trivia on growing older)