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What’s going on?” Griff asked. “Are you okay?”
“No! I’m not okay! Your meemaw is trying to feel my dad up with her foot!”
“What in tarnation?” Burt yelled. “Kelda, not even two hours have passed and you’re already cheating on me with a younger man?”
“Cheating? There’s no cheating! I’m not doing anything!” her dad yelled. “She’s the one who felt me up!”
“I just gotta keep it real, Burty,” Kelda said, sitting up in her seat. “I like ya and all, don’t get me wrong. But you’ve got one foot in the grave and me…well, I’m a playa. And playas gotta play.”
Kelda turned to Breckin’s dad. “Whaddya say, Donnie? Wanna play?”
“Oh, hell!” Griff yelled.
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