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I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.
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Kathy Lette (To Love, Honour and Betray (Till Divorce Us Do Part))
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When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie
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Kathy Lette (To Love, Honour and Betray (Till Divorce Us Do Part))
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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
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Kathy Lette
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Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.
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Kathy Lette (To Love, Honour and Betray (Till Divorce Us Do Part))
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living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
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Kathy Lette
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If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
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Kathy Lette
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Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off.
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Kathy Lette (To Love, Honour and Betray (Till Divorce Us Do Part))
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I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With
those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you
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Kathy Lette (Nip 'N' Tuck)
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Women are each other’s Wonderbras: uplifting, supportive, making each other look bigger and better.
(50 shades of feminism)
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Kathy Lette
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Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.
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Kathy Lette (Nip 'N' Tuck)
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Life is messy, and mess shows that you’re alive. What I’d learnt in the last year is that the right kind of mess can also spark joy.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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I couldn’t help thinking of David Bowie’s wise words: ‘Ageing is an extraordinary process whereby you become the person you always should have been
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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Clearly women our age are only allowed to feel comfortable in our skin for like, ten minutes every other Thursday.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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Как да убиеш съпруга си и други домакински съвети
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Kathy Lette
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Не можех да повярвам, че толкова дълго съм стояла на ръба на пропастта. Понякога се налага да докоснеш дъното, когато пропадаш в защеметяващата вълна, за да си спомниш пътя нагоре...
Англичаните си мислят, че оптимизмът е очна болест. Ами аз? Аз съм от онези, които винаги избират слънчевата страна на улицата. Открай време тая надежда, че будилникът на Жулиета ще звънне тъкмо навреме, за да я събуди, така че да спре Ромео и да не му позволи да изгълта отровата. Надявам се, Дездемона да каже на Отело да престане с параноята и да го прати на курс по овладяване на гнева. Хамлет ще отиде на психотерапевт, за да преодолее мъката и ще се ожени за Офелия...
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Kathy Lette (How to Kill Your Husband {and Other Handy Household Hints})
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Buvimas pavyzdžiu savo paaugliams atima bet kokį džiaugsmą iš vidutinio amžiaus žmonių.
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Kathy Lette (How to Kill Your Husband {and Other Handy Household Hints})
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Patarimas yra lyg sifilis. Jį geriau duoti negu gauti.
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Kathy Lette (How to Kill Your Husband {and Other Handy Household Hints})
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The misogyny’s not so noticeable individually, is it?’ I surmised. ‘But the drip, drip, drip of anti-female stories adds up to a sexist tsunami.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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So, just remind me again how blokes got to conquer the world?’ ‘By never admittin’ they were lost. They just kept goin’. That’s the real reason for colonisation – a bunch of lost white dudes.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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Quick! Contact David Attenborough… Dinosaurs clearly still roam the Earth,’ I groaned.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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Giles is no Adonis. Naked, he looks like a fur ball that’s been vomited up by a cat.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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All four of us had crosses to bear and I’d be hard pushed to judge which of us had the most nails.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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Of course Quentin would be driving your classic midlife-crisis-mobile – a menoporsche.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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Women are too nice. Lemme tell ya, as a man, I’m not expected to prioritise being nice… and it’s so goddamn liberatin’.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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Tell me where it hurts
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Kathy Lette (Nip 'N' Tuck)
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It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death
- Victoria
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Kathy Lette (Nip 'N' Tuck)
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Mae West wrote her novels to disprove the accepted notion that, as a woman, it was considered stupid to be too clever. In a man's world, she had what it took to take what they had.
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Kathy Lette
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The idea that there's someone for everyone is mathematically impossible. I found my Mr Right and he ended up being a Right Bastard. As did yours.
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Kathy Lette
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Come on. We can do this! Women survive childbirth, motherhood, kid-and-career juggling, not to forget teaching offspring to drive while menopausal… That just proves what a tenacious species we are!
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)
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women aren’t “moody”. We just have some days when we’re less likely to tolerate a man’s crap.
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Kathy Lette (The Revenge Club)