Jay's Gay Agenda Quotes

Albert baring his soul only made me fall for him further. I hadn’t known when I’d created the Gay Agenda that vulnerability and honesty were totally the qualities that would lead to number five, falling in love.

My whole body wanted him, my entire soul too, and it hit me that an item on the Gay Agenda always should have been to find Albert. To find the guy who could set my spirit and sexuality on fire all at the same time.

Sometimes the best solution for a tough situation was just to name it, to say how much things sucked or were weird or difficult, and to figure out how to move forward together. Even if that meant the suckiness and weirdness and difficulty wouldn’t change.

When most of the football players had left the closet, it was safe enough to pick my material.

Why did the city's most notable attraction have to be so "bonery?

That had to be a sign from some deity (or Michelle Obama or whoever brings all of humanity together) and as good a lead-in as any to spill the rainbow-colored beans.

I was the Willy Wonka of slip-ups

that was fan-fucking-tastic!