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The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
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Oscar Wilde (The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything (Green Integer))
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The very essence of romance is uncertainty.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays)
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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
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Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan)
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To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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There is no sin except stupidity.
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Oscar Wilde (The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything (Green Integer))
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The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
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Oscar Wilde (The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything (Green Integer))
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I read somewhere... how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong... to measure yourself at least once.
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Jon Krakauer (Into the Wild)
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If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Some things are too important to be taken seriously.
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Oscar Wilde
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In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
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Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
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I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I never change, except in my affections.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who canβt get into it do that.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I canβt make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless."
"Well, I canβt eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."
"I say itβs perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I could deny it if I liked. I could deny anything if I liked.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister.
Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Well, good-bye for now," he said, rolling his neck as if we hadn't been talking about anything important at all. He bowed at the waist, those wings vanishing entirely, and had begun to fade into the nearest shadow when he went rigid.
His eyes locked on mine wide and wild, and his nostrils flared. Shockβpure shock flashed across his features at whatever he saw on my face, and he stumbled back a step. Actually stumbled.
"What isβ" I began.
He disappearedβsimply disappeared, not a shadow in sightβinto the crisp air.
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Sarah J. Maas (A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1))
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Oh! I don't think I would like to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Actions are the first tragedy in life, words are the second. Words are perhaps the worst. Words are merciless. . .
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Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan / A Woman of No Importance / An Ideal Husband / The Importance of Being Earnest / SalomΓ©)
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Indeed, no woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I don't like novels that end happily. They depress me so much
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I hope, Cecily, I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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My dear fellow, the truth isnβt quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl. What extraordinary ideas you have about the way to behave to a woman!
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me?
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things.
That is exactly what things were originally made for.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden."
"But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!"
"I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing."
"That may be, but the muffins are the same!
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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Oscar Wilde
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ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will look just like every one else.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays)
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I know. In fact, I am never wrong.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind. -Algernon
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays)
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Jack: βGwendolen, wait here for me.β
Gwendolen: βIf you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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If one plays good music, people don't listen, and if one plays bad music people don't talk.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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The sea's only gifts are harsh blows, and occasionally the chance to feel strong. Now I don't know much about the sea, but I do know that that's the way it is here. And I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong. To measure yourself at least once. To find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions. Facing the blind death stone alone, with nothing to help you but your hands and your own head.
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Jon Krakauer (Into the Wild)
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We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.
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Oscar Wilde (The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything (Green Integer))
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Now produce your explanation and pray make it improbable.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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The way to maintain one's connection to the wild is to ask yourself what it is that you want. This is the sorting of the seed from the dirt. One of the most important discriminations we can make in this matter is the difference between things that beckon to us and things that call from our souls.
Nowhere can this be seen more clearly than in the choice of mates and lovers. A lover cannot be chosen a la smorgasbord. A lover has to be chosen from soul-craving. To choose just because something mouthwatering stands before you will never satisfy the hunger of the soul-self. And that is what the intuition is for; it is the direct messenger of the soul.
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Clarissa Pinkola EstΓ©s (Women Who Run With the Wolves)
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To be born, or at any rate bred, in a hand-bag, whether it had handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decencies of family life that reminds one of the worst excesses of the French Revolution.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Do you smoke?
Well, yes, I must admit I smoke.
I'm glad to hear of it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Every woman becomes their mother. That's their tragedy. And no man becomes his. That's his tragedy.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Cheap editions of great books may be delightful, but cheap editions of great men are absolutely detestable
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Oscar Wilde (The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything (Green Integer))
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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Even before I met you I was far from indifferent to you.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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But she is happiest alone. She is happiest alone.
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I don't play accurately--any one can play accurately--but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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Hesitation of any kind is a sign of mental decay in the young, of physical weakness in the old.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious."
"Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense."
"Nobody ever does.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays)
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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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When a man is old enough to do wrong he should be old enough to do right also.
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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To get into the best society, nowadays, one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people - that is all!
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.
MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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Like winds and sunsets, wild things were taken for granted until progress began to do away with them. Now we face the question whether a still higher 'standard of living' is worth its cost in things natural, wild and free. For us of the minority, the opportunity to see geese is more important than television.
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Aldo Leopold
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Nothing should be out of the reach of hope. Life is a hope.
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is usually Judas who writes the biography.
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Oscar Wilde (The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything (Green Integer))
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And, after all, what is a fashion? From the artistic point of view, it is usually a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I hope you hair curls naturally, does it?
Yes, darling, with a little help from others.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You canβt go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left.
ALGERNON: We have.
JACK: I should extremely like to meet them. What do they talk about?
ALGERNON: The fools? Oh! about the clever people of course.
JACK: What fools.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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This ghastly state of things is what you call Bunburying, I suppose?
Algernon. Yes, and a perfectly wonderful Bunbury it is. The most wonderful Bunbury I have ever had in my life.
Jack. Well, you've no right whatsoever to Bunbury here.
Algernon. That is absurd. One has a right to Bunbury anywhere one chooses. Every serious Bunburyist knows that.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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Dean's California--wild, sweaty, important, the land of lonely and exiled and eccentric lovers come to forgather like birds, and the land where everybody somehow looked like broken-down, handsome, decadent movie actors.
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Jack Kerouac (On the Road)
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It is because Humanity has never known where it was going that it has been able to find its way.
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Oscar Wilde (The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything (Green Integer))
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Are wild strawberries really wild?
Will they scratch an adult, will they snap at a child?
Should you pet them, or let them run free where they roam?
Could they ever relax in a steam-heated home?
Can they be trained to not growl at the guests?
Will a litterbox work or would they make a mess?
Can we make them a Cowberry, herding the cows,
or maybe a Muleberry pulling the plows,
or maybe a Huntberry chasing the grouse,
or maybe a Watchberry guarding the house,
and though they may curl up at your feet oh so sweetly
can you ever feel that you trust them completely?
Or should we make a pet out of something less scary,
like the Domestic Prune or the Imported Cherry,
Anyhow, you've been warned and I will not be blamed
if your Wild Strawberries cannot be tamed.
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Shel Silverstein (Where the Sidewalk Ends)
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I don't know how to talk.
Oh! talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact.
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Oscar Wilde (A Woman of No Importance)
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You know, I do believe in magic. I was born and raised in a magic time, in a magic town, among magicians. Oh, most everybody else didnβt realize we lived in that web of magic, connected by silver filaments of chance and circumstance. But I knew it all along. When I was twelve years old, the world was my magic lantern, and by its green spirit glow I saw the past, the present and into the future. You probably did too; you just donβt recall it. See, this is my opinion: we all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets inside us. We are born able to sing to birds and read the clouds and see our destiny in grains of sand. But then we get the magic educated right out of our souls. We get it churched out, spanked out, washed out, and combed out. We get put on the straight and narrow and told to be responsible. Told to act our age. Told to grow up, for Godβs sake. And you know why we were told that? Because the people doing the telling were afraid of our wildness and youth, and because the magic we knew made them ashamed and sad of what theyβd allowed to wither in themselves.
After you go so far away from it, though, you canβt really get it back. You can have seconds of it. Just seconds of knowing and remembering. When people get weepy at movies, itβs because in that dark theater the golden pool of magic is touched, just briefly. Then they come out into the hard sun of logic and reason again and it dries up, and theyβre left feeling a little heartsad and not knowing why. When a song stirs a memory, when motes of dust turning in a shaft of light takes your attention from the world, when you listen to a train passing on a track at night in the distance and wonder where it might be going, you step beyond who you are and where you are. For the briefest of instants, you have stepped into the magic realm.
Thatβs what I believe.
The truth of life is that every year we get farther away from the essence that is born within us. We get shouldered with burdens, some of them good, some of them not so good. Things happen to us. Loved ones die. People get in wrecks and get crippled. People lose their way, for one reason or another. Itβs not hard to do, in this world of crazy mazes. Life itself does its best to take that memory of magic away from us. You donβt know itβs happening until one day you feel youβve lost something but youβre not sure what it is. Itβs like smiling at a pretty girl and she calls you βsir.β It just happens.
These memories of who I was and where I lived are important to me. They make up a large part of who Iβm going to be when my journey winds down. I need the memory of magic if I am ever going to conjure magic again. I need to know and remember, and I want to tell you.
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Robert McCammon (Boy's Life)
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The Marquis De Sade said that the most important experiences a man can have are those that take him to the very limit; that is the only way we learn, because it requires all our courage. When a boss humiliates an employee, or a man humiliates his wife, he is merely being cowardly or taking his revenge on life, they are people who have never dared to look into the depths of their soul, never attempted to know the origin of that desire to unleash the wild beast, or to understand that sex, pain and love are all extreme experiences. Only those who know those frontiers know life; everything else is just passing the time, repeating the same tasks, growing old and dying without ever having discovered what we are doing here.
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Paulo Coelho (Eleven Minutes)
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When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch-Hiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
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Douglas Adams (The Hitchhikerβs Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1))
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Well, good-bye for now," he said, rolling his neck as if we hadn't been talking about anything important at all. He bowed at the waist, those wings vanishing entirely, and had begun to fade into the nearest shadow when he went rigid.
His eyes locked on mine, wide and wild, and his nostrils flared. Shock - pure shock flashed across his features at whatever he saw on my face, and he stumbled back a step. Actually stumbled.
"What is -" I began.
He disappeared - simply disappeared, not a shadow in sight - into the crisp air.
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Sarah J. Maas (A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1))
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...Whilst on board the Beagle I was quite orthodox, and I remember being heartily laughed at by several of the officers... for quoting the Bible as an unanswerable authority on some point of morality... But I had gradually come by this time, i.e., 1836 to 1839, to see that the Old Testament from its manifestly false history of the world, with the Tower of Babel, the rainbow at sign, &c., &c., and from its attributing to God the feelings of a revengeful tyrant, was no more to be trusted than the sacred books of the Hindoos, or the beliefs of any barbarian.
...By further reflecting that the clearest evidence would be requisite to make any sane man believe in the miracles by which Christianity is supported, (and that the more we know of the fixed laws of nature the more incredible do miracles become), that the men at that time were ignorant and credulous to a degree almost uncomprehensible by us, that the Gospels cannot be proved to have been written simultaneously with the events, that they differ in many important details, far too important, as it seemed to me, to be admitted as the usual inaccuracies of eyewitnesses; by such reflections as these, which I give not as having the least novelty or value, but as they influenced me, I gradually came to disbelieve in Christianity as a divine revelation. The fact that many false religions have spread over large portions of the earth like wild-fire had some weight with me. Beautiful as is the morality of the New Testament, it can be hardly denied that its perfection depends in part on the interpretation which we now put on metaphors and allegories.
But I was very unwilling to give up my belief... Thus disbelief crept over me at a very slow rate, but was at last complete. The rate was so slow that I felt no distress, and have never since doubted even for a single second that my conclusion was correct. I can indeed hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my Father, Brother and almost all of my friends, will be everlastingly punished.
And this is a damnable doctrine.
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Charles Darwin (The Autobiography of Charles Darwin, 1809β82)
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Though men in their hundreds of thousands had tried their hardest to disfigure that little corner of the earth where they had crowded themselves together, paving the ground with stones so that nothing could grow, weeding out every blade of vegetation, filling the air with the fumes of coal and gas, cutting down trees and driving away every beast and every bird -- spring, however, was still spring, even in the town. The sun shone warm, the grass, wherever it had not been scraped away, revived and showed green not only on the narrow strips of lawn on the boulevards but between the paving-stones as well, and the birches, the poplars and the wild cherry-trees were unfolding their sticky, fragrant leaves, and the swelling buds were bursting on the lime trees; the jackdaws, the sparrows and the pigeons were cheerfully getting their nests ready for the spring, and the flies, warmed by the sunshine, buzzed gaily along the walls. All were happy -- plants, birds, insects and children. But grown-up people -- adult men and women -- never left off cheating and tormenting themselves and one another. It was not this spring morning which they considered sacred and important, not the beauty of God's world, given to all creatures to enjoy -- a beauty which inclines the heart to peace, to harmony and to love. No, what they considered sacred and important were their own devices for wielding power over each other.
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Leo Tolstoy (Resurrection)
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LADY BRACKNELL. May I ask if it is in this house that your invalid friend Mr. Bunbury resides?
ALGERNON. [Stammering.] Oh! No! Bunbury doesn't live here. Bunbury is somewhere else at present. In fact, Bunbury is dead,
LADY BRACKNELL. Dead! When did Mr. Bunbury die? His death must have been extremely sudden.
ALGERNON. [Airily.] Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon. I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon.
LADY BRACKNELL. What did he die of?
ALGERNON. Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded.
LADY BRACKNELL. Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity.
ALGERNON. My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I mean - so Bunbury died.
LADY BRACKNELL. He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians. I am glad, however, that he made up his mind at the last to some definite course of action, and acted under proper medical advice. And now that we have finally got rid of this Mr. Bunbury, may I ask, Mr. Worthing, who is that young person whose hand my nephew Algernon is now holding in what seems to me a peculiarly unnecessary manner?
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Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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What is to be done with the millions of facts that bear witness that men, consciously, that is fully understanding their real interests, have left them in the background and have rushed headlong on another path, to meet peril and danger, compelled to this course by nobody and by nothing, but, as it were, simply disliking the beaten track, and have obstinately, wilfully, struck out another difficult, absurd way, seeking it almost in the darkness. So, I suppose, this obstinacy and perversity were pleasanter to them than any advantage...
The fact is, gentlemen, it seems there must really exist something that is dearer to almost every man than his greatest advantages, or (not to be illogical) there is a most advantageous advantage (the very one omitted of which we spoke just now) which is more important and more advantageous than all other advantages, for the sake of which a man if necessary is ready to act in opposition to all laws; that is, in opposition to reason, honour, peace, prosperity -- in fact, in opposition to all those excellent and useful things if only he can attain that fundamental, most advantageous advantage which is dearer to him than all. "Yes, but it's advantage all the same," you will retort. But excuse me, I'll make the point clear, and it is not a case of playing upon words. What matters is, that this advantage is remarkable from the very fact that it breaks down all our classifications, and continually shatters every system constructed by lovers of mankind for the benefit of mankind. In fact, it upsets everything...
One's own free unfettered choice, one's own caprice, however wild it may be, one's own fancy worked up at times to frenzy -- is that very "most advantageous advantage" which we have overlooked, which comes under no classification and against which all systems and theories are continually being shattered to atoms. And how do these wiseacres know that man wants a normal, a virtuous choice? What has made them conceive that man must want a rationally advantageous choice? What man wants is simply independent choice, whatever that independence may cost and wherever it may lead. And choice, of course, the devil only knows what choice.
Of course, this very stupid thing, this caprice of ours, may be in reality, gentlemen, more advantageous for us than anything else on earth, especially in certain cases⦠for in any circumstances it preserves for us what is most precious and most important -- that is, our personality, our individuality. Some, you see, maintain that this really is the most precious thing for mankind; choice can, of course, if it chooses, be in agreement with reason⦠It is profitable and sometimes even praiseworthy. But very often, and even most often, choice is utterly and stubbornly opposed to reason ... and ... and ... do you know that that, too, is profitable, sometimes even praiseworthy?
I believe in it, I answer for it, for the whole work of man really seems to consist in nothing but proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not a piano-key! β¦And this being so, can one help being tempted to rejoice that it has not yet come off, and that desire still depends on something we don't know?
You will scream at me (that is, if you condescend to do so) that no one is touching my free will, that all they are concerned with is that my will should of itself, of its own free will, coincide with my own normal interests, with the laws of nature and arithmetic. Good heavens, gentlemen, what sort of free will is left when we come to tabulation and arithmetic, when it will all be a case of twice two make four? Twice two makes four without my will. As if free will meant that!
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Fyodor Dostoevsky (Notes from Underground, White Nights, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man, and Selections from The House of the Dead)