Ice T Quotes

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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.
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George R.R. Martin (A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5))
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... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Bran thought about it. 'Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?' 'That is the only time a man can be brave,' his father told him.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.
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Robert Frost
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Fear cuts deeper than swords.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.
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Leigh Bardugo (Six of Crows (Six of Crows, #1))
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Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.
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Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)
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Winter is coming.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness.
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George R.R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire, 5-Book Boxed Set: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons (Song of Ice & Fire 1-5))
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When you play a game of thrones you win or you die.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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People often claim to hunger for truth, but seldom like the taste when it's served up.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.
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Mercedes Lackey
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I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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behind the mask of ice that people wear, there beats a heart of fire.
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Paulo Coelho (Warrior of the Light)
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If you take a book with you on a journey," Mo had said when he put the first one in her box, "an odd thing happens: The book begins collecting your memories. And forever after you have only to open that book to be back where you first read it. It will all come into your mind with the very first words: the sights you saw in that place, what it smelled like, the ice cream you ate while you were reading it... yes, books are like flypaperβ€”memories cling to the printed page better than anything else.
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Cornelia Funke (Inkheart (Inkworld, #1))
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If I look back I am lost.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms . . . or the memory of a brother's smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.
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Ray Bradbury (Dandelion Wine)
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Nothing burns like the cold.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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Is there anything better than iced coffee and a bookstore on a sunny day? I mean, aside from hot coffee and a bookstore on a rainy day.
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Emily Henry (Book Lovers)
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Every man must die, Jon Snow. But first he must live.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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Laughter is poison to fear.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Its so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself. That's above and beyond everything else, and it's not a mental complaint-it's a physical thing, like it's physically hard to open your mouth and make the words come out. They don't come out smooth and in conjunction with your brain the way normal people's words do; they come out in chunks as if from a crushed-ice dispenser; you stumble on them as they gather behind your lower lip. So you just keep quiet.
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Ned Vizzini (It's Kind of a Funny Story)
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The last laugh, the last cup of coffee, the last sunset, the last time you jump through a sprinkler, or eat an ice-cream cone, or stick your tongue out to catch a snowflake. You just don't know.
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Lauren Oliver (Before I Fall)
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Power resides only where men believe it resides. [...] A shadow on the wall, yet shadows can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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What do we say to the Lord of Death?' 'Not today.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
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Dr. Seuss (How the Grinch Stole Christmas!)
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Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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The brightest flame casts the darkest shadow.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
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George R.R. Martin (A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5))
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Every flight begins with a fall.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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If I could believe in myself, why not give other improbabilities the benefit of the doubt?
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David Sedaris (Holidays on Ice)
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Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?
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Erin Hunter
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Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)
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Ally Carter
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He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful. - Tim Latimer
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Paul Cornell
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His breath hitched, and he regarded me hungrily. β€œYou’re playing with fire, you know that?” β€œThat’s weird, considering you’re an ice prin—” I didn’t get any further, as Ash leaned in and kissed me.
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Julie Kagawa (Winter's Passage (Iron Fey, #1.5))
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My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.
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George R.R. Martin (A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4))
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Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
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Voltaire
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Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano BuendΓ­a was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice...
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Gabriel GarcΓ­a MΓ‘rquez (One Hundred Years of Solitude)
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Life is not a song, sweetling. Someday you may learn that, to your sorrow.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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I am angry that I starved my brain and that I sat shivering in my bed at night instead of dancing or reading poetry or eating ice cream or kissing a boy...
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Laurie Halse Anderson (Wintergirls)
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Oh, my sweet summer child," Old Nan said quietly, "what do you know of fear? Fear is for the winter, my little lord, when the snows fall a hundred feet deep and the ice wind comes howling out of the north. Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides its face for years at a time, and little children are born and live and die all in darkness while the direwolves grow gaunt and hungry, and the white walkers move through the woods
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Old stories are like old friends, she used to say. You have to visit them from time to time.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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People disappear when they die. Their voice, their laughter, the warmth of their breath. Their flesh. Eventually their bones. All living memory of them ceases. This is both dreadful and natural. Yet for some there is an exception to this annihilation. For in the books they write they continue to exist. We can rediscover them. Their humor, their tone of voice, their moods. Through the written word they can anger you or make you happy. They can comfort you. They can perplex you. They can alter you. All this, even though they are dead. Like flies in amber, like corpses frozen in the ice, that which according to the laws of nature should pass away is, by the miracle of ink on paper, preserved. It is a kind of magic.
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Diane Setterfield (The Thirteenth Tale)
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Her coming was my hope each day, Her parting was my pain; The chance that did her steps delay Was ice in every vein.
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Charlotte BrontΓ« (Jane Eyre)
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There's no shame in fear, my father told me, what matters is how we face it.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Patch stood over me, and a drop of rain slid from his hair, landing like ice on my collarbone. I felt it slide along my skin, disappearing beneath the neckline of my shirt. His eyes followed the raindrop, and I began to quiver on the inside.
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Becca Fitzpatrick (Crescendo (Hush, Hush, #2))
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The man who fears losing has already lost.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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The things I do for love.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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You're mine," she whispered. "Mine, as I'm yours. And if we die, we die. All men must die, Jon Snow. But first, we'll live.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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Valar Morghulis.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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He who hurries through life hurries to his grave.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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We look up at the same stars and see such different things.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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I rose too high, loved too hard, dared too much. I tried to grasp a star, overreached, and fell.
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George R.R. Martin (A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5))
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Matthias was dreaming again. Dreaming of her. The storm raged around him, drowning out Nina’s voice. And yet his heart was easy. Somehow he knew that she would be safe, she would find shelter from the cold. He was on the ice once more, and somewhere he could hear the wolves howling. But this time, he knew they were welcoming him home.
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Leigh Bardugo (Crooked Kingdom (Six of Crows, #2))
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Woman?” She chuckled. β€œIs that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.” Dany met his stare. β€œI am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you...
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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All that Syrio Forel had taught her went racing through her head. Swift as a deer. Quiet as shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Strong as a bear. Fierce as a wolverine. Fear cuts deeper than swords. The man who fears losing has already lost. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born.
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George R.R. Martin (A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5))
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I crossed a thousand leagues to come to you, and lost the best part of me along the way. Don't tell me to leave.
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George R.R. Martin (A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3))
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So many vows... they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep his secrets. Do his bidding. Your life for his. But obey your father. Love your sister. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. It’s too much. No matter what you do, you’re forsaking one vow or the other.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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Needle was Robb and Bran and Rickon, her mother and her father, even Sansa. Needle was Winterfell's grey walls, and the laughter of its people. Needle was the summer snows, Old Nan's stories, the heart tree with its red leaves and scary face, the warm earthy smell of the glass gardens, the sound of the north wind rattling the shutters of her room. Needle was Jon Snow's smile. He used to mess my hair and call me "little sister," she remembered, and suddenly there were tears in her eyes.
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George R.R. Martin (A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4))
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You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister." "Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure." "I don't even know who my mother was," Jon said. "Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends," Ser Jorah told her. "It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace." He gave a shrug. "They never are.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Good idea,” Puck echoed from the back of the cave. β€œWhy don’t you take first watch, prince? You could actually be doing something that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.” Ash’s lips curled in a smirk. β€œI would think you’re better suited to the task, Goodfellow,” he said without turning around. β€œAfter all, that’s what you’re best at isn’t it? Watching?” β€œOh, keep it up, ice-boy. You’re gonna have to sleep sometime.
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Julie Kagawa (The Iron Queen (The Iron Fey, #3))
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Don’t ever leave me again,” I said in a tiny voice. I won’t,” he promised into my hair, sounding most un-Fang-like. β€œI won’t. Not ever.” And just like that, a cold shard of ice that had been inside my chest ever since we’d split up-well, it just disappeared. I felt myself relax for the first time in I don’t known how long. The wind was chilly, but the sun was bright, and my whole flock was together. Fang and I were together. Excuse me? I’m alive too.” Iggy’s plaintive voice made me pull back.
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James Patterson
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Don’t call me Lord Snow.” The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. β€œWould you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore.
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George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1))
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Despite the heat in her face, it felt as if cold needles of ice were running up and down her veins. "What are you doing here?" He drew back slightly, looking disappointed. "That isn't really an answer to my question, you know. I was expecting more of a "Hallelujah Chorus.' I mean, it's not every day your boyfriend comes back from the dead." "I already knew you weren't dead." She spoke through numb lips. "I saw you in the library. With--" "Colonel Mustard?" "Sebastian.
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Cassandra Clare (City of Lost Souls (The Mortal Instruments, #5))
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Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
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George R.R. Martin
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If I had my life to live over... Someone asked me the other day if I had my life to live over would I change anything. My answer was no, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. If I had my life to live over again I would have waxed less and listened more. Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy and complaining about the shadow over my feet, I'd have cherished every minute of it and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was to be my only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. I would have eaten popcorn in the "good" living room and worried less about the dirt when you lit the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would have burnt the pink candle that was sculptured like a rose before it melted while being stored. I would have sat cross-legged on the lawn with my children and never worried about grass stains. I would have cried and laughed less while watching television ... and more while watching real life. I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband which I took for granted. I would have eaten less cottage cheese and more ice cream. I would have gone to bed when I was sick, instead of pretending the Earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for a day. I would never have bought ANYTHING just because it was practical/wouldn't show soil/ guaranteed to last a lifetime. When my child kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now, go get washed up for dinner." There would have been more I love yous ... more I'm sorrys ... more I'm listenings ... but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute of it ... look at it and really see it ... try it on ... live it ... exhaust it ... and never give that minute back until there was nothing left of it.
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Erma Bombeck (Eat Less Cottage Cheese And More Ice Cream Thoughts On Life From Erma Bombeck)
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Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your Questions, Doctor?
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Alan Moore (Watchmen)
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I want to weep, she thought. I want to be comforted. I’m so tired of being strong. I want to be foolish and frightened for once. Just for a small while, that’s all …a day … an hour ... ...One day, she promised herself as she lay abed, one day she would allow herself to be less than strong. But not today. It could not be today.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))
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It is a curious thing, but as one travels the world getting older and older, it appears that happiness is easier to get used to than despair. The second time you have a root beer float, for instance, your happiness at sipping the delicious concoction may not be quite as enormous as when you first had a root beer float, and the twelfth time your happiness may be still less enormous, until root beer floats begin to offer you very little happiness at all, because you have become used to the taste of vanilla ice cream and root beer mixed together. However, the second time you find a thumbtack in your root beer float, your despair is much greater than the first time, when you dismissed the thumbtack as a freak accident rather than part of the scheme of a soda jerk, a phrase which here means "ice cream shop employee who is trying to injure your tongue," and by the twelfth time you find a thumbtack, your despair is even greater still, until you can hardly utter the phrase "root beer float" without bursting into tears. It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.
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Lemony Snicket (The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13))
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Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the rΓ©sumΓ© of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.
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George Carlin
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Maybe happiness didn't have to be about the big, sweeping circumstances, about having everything in your life in place. Maybe it was about stringing together a bunch of small pleasures. Wearing slippers and watching the Miss Universe contest. Eating a brownie with vanilla ice cream. Getting to level seven in Dragon Master and knowing there were twenty more levels to go. Maybe happiness was just a matter of the little upticks- the traffic signal that said "Walk" the second you go there- and downticks- the itch tag at the back of your collar- that happened to every person in the course of the day. Maybe everybody had the same allotted measure of happiness within each day. maybe it didn't matter if you were a world-famous heartthrob or a painful geek. Maybe it didn't matter if your friend was possibly dying. Maybe you just got through it. Maybe that was all you could ask for.
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Ann Brashares (The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Sisterhood, #1))
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We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. β€œSave the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me. The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles … hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … And we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE are! We’re going away. Pack your shit, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Maybe a little Styrofoam … The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed. And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, β€œWhy are we here?” Plastic… asshole.
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George Carlin
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Oh, I think not,” Varys said, swirling the wine in his cup. β€œPower is a curious thing, my lord. Perchance you have considered the riddle I posed you that day in the inn?” β€œIt has crossed my mind a time or two,” Tyrion admitted. β€œThe king, the priest, the rich manβ€”who lives and who dies? Who will the swordsman obey? It’s a riddle without an answer, or rather, too many answers. All depends on the man with the sword.” β€œAnd yet he is no one,” Varys said. β€œHe has neither crown nor gold nor favor of the gods, only a piece of pointed steel.” β€œThat piece of steel is the power of life and death.” β€œJust so… yet if it is the swordsmen who rule us in truth, why do we pretend our kings hold the power? Why should a strong man with a sword ever obey a child king like Joffrey, or a wine-sodden oaf like his father?” β€œBecause these child kings and drunken oafs can call other strong men, with other swords.” β€œThen these other swordsmen have the true power. Or do they?” Varys smiled. β€œSome say knowledge is power. Some tell us that all power comes from the gods. Others say it derives from law. Yet that day on the steps of Baelor’s Sept, our godly High Septon and the lawful Queen Regent and your ever-so-knowledgeable servant were as powerless as any cobbler or cooper in the crowd. Who truly killed Eddard Stark, do you think? Joffrey, who gave the command? Ser Ilyn Payne, who swung the sword? Or… another?” Tyrion cocked his head sideways. β€œDid you mean to answer your damned riddle, or only to make my head ache worse?” Varys smiled. β€œHere, then. Power resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less.” β€œSo power is a mummer’s trick?” β€œA shadow on the wall,” Varys murmured, β€œyet shadows can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.” Tyrion smiled. β€œLord Varys, I am growing strangely fond of you. I may kill you yet, but I think I’d feel sad about it.” β€œI will take that as high praise.
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George R.R. Martin (A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2))