Humer Quotes

Miss Vida" Liam said "has anyone never told you that you are positively the whipped cream on the sundae of life?" She glared at him."Anyone ever told you your head is shaped like a pencil?" "That is physically impossible," Chubs groused."He'd be__" "Actually Liam began, "Cole once did try to__ What?" "Oh,I'm sorry," Chubs said, "apparently the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours. Do continue.

Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?' 'I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?' 'Elvish.

LAYLA: "You boinked Lilith." ROTH: "Boinked?" Roth chuckled under his breath and then said, "God, I love you.

Please follow these instructions: 1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder. 3. Smack yourself over the head with it. 4. Repeat. You complete ass.

Okay, I'll take the pink one with the torn ear.' The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. 'Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.

It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.

Holy granola!

It is only in our beautiful France that wholesale slaughter is done lawfully, in the name of liberty and of brotherly love

I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of... crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of the thick, nondescript volume to myself and felt myself redden. Noah turned over on to his side and said with mock seriousness, 'I have never read 'The Joy Of Crap'. Sounds disgusting.' I blushed deeper. 'I have, however, read 'The Joy Of Sex.' ' He continued, a smile transforming his face. 'Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.

Why are you putting on lip gloss, my daughter?" Dad asked ." Trip to the library? Trip to the nunnery? I hear the nunneries are nice this time of year." "Not a date; I still remember Claud," Rusty said, and grabbed her ankle. " I forbid it." "You introduced me to Claud," Kami pointed out. "I'm a bad person," Rusty mumbled. "I do bad things." "Is this true, Kami? Are you going out on a date?" Dad asked tragically. "wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan honey.

The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.

If she watched me any closer, she'd turn into the Eye of Sauron

Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.

Owl love you forever

Aw, come on, it's just hot as hell there and my AC doesn't even make a dent. Let's try for something cooler." ~ Loki ~

و انسان عجيب موجودي است كه در دايره اي زندگي بدنبال گوشه مي گردد!ا

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Who's chasing you? Genghises. Large, angry Genghises.

We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?

حماتك في بيتك : أول يوم قمر منور ثاني يوم طبق مدور ثالث يوم عفريت مصور !

You're not going to turn into a wanker, are you?" says Tone, opening a can of larger. "What do you mean?" "He means you're not going to get all studenty on us," says Spencer. "Well, I am a student. I mean, I will be, so,..." "No, but I mean you're not gong to get all twatty and up-your-own-arse and come home at Christmas in a gown, talking Latin and saying "one does" and "one thinks" and all that..." "Yeah, Tone, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do.

Medicine’s suppose to taste bad. If it’s bad enough, you get well just so you don’t have to drink any more of it.

we're teenagers," Sylvia said. "we're all depressed.

Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just wear you out, let me tell you.

A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.

Yes, because when you are, girls can't see you, because you're invisible." Simon shook his head. "You're a public menace. You shouldn't be allowed out on your own.

Alle donne non si devono mai regalare fotografie, ne fanno sempre cattivo uso.

Genghises. Large, angry Genghises.

Truth like beauty seems to be in the eye and mind of the beholder.

Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet! I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the porch and not out in the park somewhere behind the bushes, you'll keep the stupid porch light off when I come home with a boy.

N’est-ce pas agréable de se promener à cette heure de la nuit ? J’aime humer les choses, regarder les choses, et il m’arrive de rester toute la nuit debout, à marcher, et de regarder le soleil se lever. (Clarisse McClellan)

You raise them half-decent, and they grow up and leave. They move to Miami or California-- someplace with gourmet groceries and nude beaches because you've reared them to cook good and be liberal minded. It's just the opposite with your failures-- them kids stick to your tail like a cocklebur. You'd think it would be the other way around, but it's not. No matter how old I get, this will always amaze me.

In life...better that your computer mouse die...than your rabbit.

Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go.

Where's your crown, Short Stuff?" "Stuffed in a planter back there with my shoes.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Pinky promise, because afterall, pinkys never break." She laughed and took his extended pinky in her own. "I pinky promise.

To qualify as a Seeker, it was necessary to show a high serendipity factor. In my experimental behaviour pool as a child, I had exhibited such a factor, and had been selected for special training forthwith. I had taken additional courses in Philosophical, Alpha-humerals, Incidental Tetrachotomy, Apunctual Synchronicity, Homoontogenesis, and other subjects, ultimately qualifying as a Prime Esemplastic Seeker. In other words, I put two and two together in situations where other people were not thinking about addition. I connected. I made wholes greater than parts. Mine was an invaluable profession in a cosmos increasingly full of parts.

Dans la cour attenant au triclinium, des musiciens assemblés accordaient des lyres et des flûtes pour accompagner en sourdine les conversations. Des parfums intenses, nés de la nuit chaude, arrivaient par bouffées. Brigitte, assise au pied du lit de l’impératrice Eutropie, s’étonna : — Quel est cet arôme étrange, à la fois si lourd et si doux ? Les narines de Niké palpitèrent pour mieux humer l’air parvenant du jardin : — Je sais ! Il provient d’une fleur en forme d’étoile et que l’on dirait sculptée dans la cire. C’est la fleur d’un arbre fruitier. Elle fleurit sans cesse, d’une lune à l’autre. Sévérien aime beaucoup cet arbre, qu’il a rapporté d’Afrique. Il l’appelle oranger. — La nuit est tout embaumée de son parfum. Il est…, il est inoubliable !

scary mommy confession #80920 " I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack.

That's a charming story," Alaric said, glancing at Ayda. "What's the moral? Never marry an elf?" "Never anger an elf," she corrected him. "Probably good advice," Alaric said.

LI-14 Chinese Point name: Bi Nao;14 English translation: “Upper Arm;” Special Attributes: It is the intersection point of the Large Intestine Meridian, the Stomach Meridian, and the Yang Linking Vessel. This point is bilateral; Location: On the upper arm near the insertion of the deltoid muscle; Western Anatomy: Branches of the posterior circumflex humeral artery and vein, the deep brachial artery and vein, the posterior brachial cutaneous nerve, and the radial nerve are present; Comments: Strikes to this point can cause damage to the shoulder joint. They are best if the wrist of the attacked arm is acquired. Energetically, it is a good target due to the three intersecting meridians. TW-13 Chinese Point name: Nao Hui;15 English translation: “Upper Arm Convergence;” Special Attributes: It is an intersection point of the Triple Warmer Meridian and the Yang Linking Vessel. This point is bilateral; Location: On the posterior border of the deltoid muscle about three inches from the tip of the shoulder; Western Anatomy: The medial collateral artery and vein, the posterior brachial cutaneous nerve, and the radial nerve are present; Comments: Strike in same manner as LI-14. SI-10 Chinese Point name: Nao Shu;16 English translation: “Upper Arm Point;” Special Attributes: This is an intersection point for the Small Intestine Meridian, the Yang Linking Vessel and the Yang Heel Vessel. This point is bilateral and extremely difficult to strike in a combative situation. This point is bilateral; Location: In the depression of the inferior of the scapula when the arm is raised; Western Anatomy: The posterior circumflex humeral artery and vein, the suprascapular artery and vein, the posterior cutaneous nerve of the arm, the axillary nerve, and the suprascapular nerve are present; Comments: A strike, if possible, should be directed towards the center of the body on a 90-degree angle. This is an important point because of the major energetic intersection, but is extremely difficult to strike.

These are my car wineglasses. I always carry a pair

Please find enclosed pictures of my room and my freinds in the Watch, Nobby is the one making the Humerous Gesture but he is a Rough Diamond and a good soul deep down.

Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.

توی مدرسه ما هیچ وقت فاجعه ای رخ نداد، نابسامان وحشتناکی هم نداشتیم.اما وضعیت تدریس بد بود. بعدها توی دانشگاه هم وضع شبیه همین بود. فرقش فقط این بود که استادای دانشگاه اغلب با این که باد نبودن درس بدن، لااقل خودشون باسواد بودن.

Because of Face book, Twitter, MySpace and Stumble Upon, the Home Shopping Network is probably losing millions of dollars.

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.

Lekin, KK upsss Kishan kanaiyaji....oaoff bb bankebihariji...aa pelu sthitpragna naathi rahevatu aatlu baadhu. ane kyarek gussoy aave chhe. satat mithu mithu malki nathi sakatu.

We read in the paper about a fifty-five-year-old woman-you read right, that's fifty five- who had quadruplets! Since the pregnancy was in vitro, it was clearly on purpose. I've got to tell you, we were all pretty happy that we hadn't done this and also none of us had ever considered it. Nor had we considered pulling out all our teeth with pliers or slamming our fingers in the car door repeatedly just to see what it feels like.

Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.

Stiles opens with, “Were all the other good lurking spots in town taken?” “Just passing through.” “Uh-huh. It’s like a glacial passage, though, right? Because you’ve been doing it for about three hours now.

Raymond Tullock is like most men. His balls tell hiim he should be in charge, but his brain's just not big enough to steer the load.

Les secrets du bonheur sont souvent la ou on ne les voit pas: a notre portee. Le vrai luxe se cache au coeur d'un equilibre delicat entre une vie simple et frugale et une vie aussi gaie et legere que des bulles de champagne. Le juste milieu, c'est l'equilibre atteint entre satisfaire ses envies - etre en vie - et ne pas ceder aux exces. Notre attirance envers certaines marques. Lorsque nous nous sommes emotionnellement connectes a une marque, celle-ci devient pour nous unique. Le choix de nos objets, de nos meubles, de nos possessions en general est tres important pour notre equilibre et notre bonheur: ce que nous possedons doit refleter exactement ce que nous sommes et representer les valeurs que nous portons en nous. La beaute est la promesse du bonheur. Stendhal Avoir une bonne image de soi-meme rend la vie infiniment plus simple. Si vous vous aimez, cela se refletera sur votre physionomie. Celles qui sont depourvues d'identite tentent souvent, par le biais de la mode, d'en acquerir une. Celles, au contraire, qui savent qu'elles ont un charme naturel, parlent, marchent avec une certaine aisance. Vivre dans le luxe, c'est surtout vivre libre de tout souci et de toute angoisse pour le futur, etre capable d'apprecier chaque moment de l'existence et avoir assez de sagesse, de connaisance et bon sens pour vivre en paix avec soi. L'education de nos sens et de nos emotions est plus importante que celle de nos idees. Bien vivre, ce n'est pas vivre dans l'abondance materielle mais developper sa creativite, cultiver sa capacite a porter attention a ce qui nous entoure. Vivre avec attention repose sur la sante mentale et la sante mentale repose sur le fait de preter attention. Pour apprecier quelque chose, il faut pouvoir en prendre conscience. Et c'est en cela que la culture et les voyages aident a vivre mieux et plus luxueusement. La pauvrete, c'est le maximum d'effort pour le minimum de resultat. La richesse, c'est le minimum d'effort pour le maximum de resultat. Abraham Lincoln Parvenir a vivre a son propre rythme est le luxe de ceux qui savent veritablement jouir de l'existence. Aimer vivre et decouvrir est un luxe. Lorsque nous sommes en vacances, nous nous autorisons a etre heureux. Il y a dix ans, le luxe c'etait de posseder un portable; aujourd'hui, c'est de pouvoir l'eteindre. Ce n'est qu'en se fondant a la beaute de la nature qu'on peut retrouver la capacite de s'emerveiller devant la vie. Seule la nature peut aider notre mental a ralentir sa course folle et redonner de la vie a nos sens. regarder, observer, sentir, humer - la nature a le pouvoir magique de calmer l'esprit. Mange sans parler. Pas besoin de mots, la vie se vit sans qu'on ait besoin de la dire. La dire, c'est souvent ne pas la vivre. La dire abondamment, c'est souvent la vivre petitement.

Moms on facebook be like ' If your kid has a black hoodie and is about 12 months old, he just ran through my yard' While on fackebook I'm like ' Will anybody be my friend

How do you feel' Georgie?" whispered Mrs Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saint-like," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saint-like," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "you see ... I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?" Miss Weasley sobbed harder than ever. Colour flooded Fred's pale face. "Pathetic," he told George. "pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holey?" "Ah well," said George, grinning at his tear-socked mother. "You'll be able to tell us apart now, anyway mum.

They’re macarons, not macaroons, you imbecile! One ‘o’, not two.

Gaps. I loathe gaps. Gaps in doors, gaps in windows, gaps in bathroom tiles, long gaps between sequels to books. But you know which gaps I hate the most?

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a homunculus.