Hot Chocolate Bombs Quotes

Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no whipped cream, and Barlow got a venti latte with an extra shot. As they took a corner table, Virgil said, “Remind me not to stand next to you if you’re handling a bomb. That much caffeine, you gotta be shakin’ like a hundred-dollar belly dancer.” “At least I’m not drinking like a little girl,” Barlow said.

As they stared at me with their beady little eyes from their shrink-wrapped packaging which barely contained their edible, neon glitter-bomb bodies, I could feel their evil presence. I could taste the sickly-sweet cream within, which no hot chocolate could disguise.