Holmes And Watson Funny Quotes

The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes.

We weren't Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. I was ok with that, I thought. We had things they didn't, too. Like electricity, and refrigerators. And Mario Kart.

You can call him," I said, watching his brows knit, his eyes shutter. "Talk through it all. At which point, you can forgive him, or you can tell him to go to hell." "Pass." "Or you could never call him again." Watson snorted. "There. A workable plan. Anyway, I thought you were the one asking for advice on Milo." "Fine. Enumerate my options, please." "You can call him. At which point, you can forgive him, or you can tell him to go to hell." "You're funny," I told him. "Hilarious." "Or you can never call him ever again. Or -" "Precisely. Fuck him.

Feely, it seemed, was, as Sherlock Holmes once called Dr. Watson, "the one fixed point in a changing world." Throughout the events of the past few days, Feely had somehow managed to remain her same unpleasant self. Could it be that goodness wanes and waxes like the moon, and that only evil is constant?