Hindi Funny Quotes

I don’t want to freeze my eggs. I don’t want to visit a sperm bank. I don’t want to be a single parent, if I have any choice in the matter. I want a nuclear family. I want to put down roots, to let my seeds germinate, to watch them bloom and flourish. Not one day, if and when I ever fall in love again, but now. While I still have my youth, damn it.

अच्छा! ठीक तो फिर मैं एक कविता सुनाता हूँ। अगर तुम कविता सुनते हुए हँस दिए तो सात दिन लगातार नहाना पड़ेगा। बोलो मंजूर”, मैंने शरारत से कहा। “कविता सुन के कौन हँसता है। बंडल-बोर होती है कविता”, वह बोला। “ठीक है फिर सुनो। बच्चू”, मैंने कहा। “हल्लम हल्लम हौदा, हाथी चल्लम चल्लम हम बैठे हाथी पर, हाथी हल्लम हल्लम लंबी लंबी सूँड़ फटाफट फट्‌टर फट्‌टर लंबे लंबे दाँत खटाखट खट्‌टर खट्‌टर भारी भारी मूँड़ मटकता झम्मम झम्मम हल्लम हल्लम हौदा, हाथी चल्लम चल्लम पर्वत जैसी देह थुलथुली थल्लल थल्लल हालर हालर देह हिले जब हाथी चल्लल।

This is an awesome(probably not very famous) one liner in hindi on engineers. I could not stop myself: Aamir Sarfraz (aamir rajput khan) "Chaar saal lagte hai insaan ko engineer banne mein phir chahe wo puri zindgi laga rahe dubara insaan nahi ban sakta" Translation in English: "It takes four years for a uman to become engineer after that even if he tries for whole life he can't become human again

What is funny though is how, with time, people seem to have forgotten that it was this period that really made Rahman what he is. The man is Tamil and Tamil music was how he started out, and some of his best songs are in Tamil. On 8 July 2017, AR performed at Wembley Stadium in London, a concert titled Netru, Indru, Naalai (Tamil for ‘yesterday, today, tomorrow’). Soon after the concert, Twitter went berserk with a number of fans who’d attended the concert taking to social media to attack the composer, accusing him of playing ‘too many Tamil songs’. Some claimed that they’d walked out of the show in protest. AR addressed the issue politely and diplomatically. He reasoned that he had ‘tried his best’, was grateful to his fans and loved them for all they’d given him. As for the walking out bit, he said that some people always tend to leave the venue before he finishes a concert. He said there would always be pockets in the seats, here and there, by the time he got to the end of a show. His actual response though was quite brilliant. For his next set of concerts in Canada, AR cleverly released two posters for two different shows—one of which would be Tamil songs only and the other Hindi songs only. That one move said more than all his statements to the media.

Oh, do say something in a different language!" I cast about for something -anything- to save me. Christine rolled her eyes, which was not at all helpful. Desperate, I blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "How romantic!" Amerlia gushed. Considering I had just called her grandfather a donkey in Hindi, I merely nodded like an idiot and hoped no one asked for a translation.

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