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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
Chuck Palahniuk
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
Hunter S. Thompson
I imagined the lies the valedictorian was telling them right now. About the exciting future that lies ahead. I wish she'd tell them the truth: Half of you have gone as far in life as you're ever going to. Look around. It's all downhill from here. The rest of us will go a bit further, a steady job, a trip to Hawaii, or a move to Phoenix, Arizona, but out of fifteen hundred how many will do anything truly worthwhile, write a play, paint a painting that will hang in a gallery, find a cure for herpes? Two of us, maybe three? And how many will find true love? About the same. And enlightenment? Maybe one. The rest of us will make compromises, find excuses, someone or something to blame, and hold that over our hearts like a pendant on a chain.
Janet Fitch (White Oleander)
You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarassing, no real threat, and you simply will not go away.
Jim Butcher (Turn Coat (The Dresden Files, #11))
Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.
Isaac Marion (Warm Bodies (Warm Bodies, #1))
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Demetri Martin
It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She asked out of nowhere. "By 'it' do you mean herpes?" "You are too much," Mom said, "The book, Hazel. I mean the book.
John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
A simple hello could lead to a million things. “Yeah,” Gus said. “Like herpes or getting fisted.
T.J. Klune (How to Be a Normal Person (How to Be, #1))
I lean forward and grab the bowl of ice cream she didn't finish and pull it to my, then take a bite. She watches me as I close my lips around the spoon and pull it out of my mouth. She scrunches up her nose staring at the spoon. "I could have herpes, you know," she says. I grin at her and wink. "You somehow just made herpes sound appealing.
Colleen Hoover (Finding Cinderella (Hopeless, #2.5))
Can you ever "solve" poverty? Can you ever "solve" crime? Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no.
Max Brooks (World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War)
Why does everybody say ‘feminist’ that way?” “What way?” “The way Dooney kept saying ‘herpes’ after health class last year. Like it’s this terrible, unspeakable thing.
Aaron Hartzler (What We Saw)
Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. All you can hope for is to make them manageable enough to allow people to get on with their lives. That's not cynicism, that's maturity.
Max Brooks (World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War)
I don’t believe war ever does. It’s a madness that’s in our nature. Sometimes it recurs; sometimes it subsides.” “Sounds like a disease.” “The herpes simplex of the species?
James S.A. Corey (Leviathan Wakes (The Expanse, #1))
I could have herpes, you know,” she says. I grin at her and wink. “You somehow just made herpes sound appealing.
Colleen Hoover (Finding Cinderella (Hopeless, #2.5))
Pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren't mutually exclusive, you know. I've tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try, it's always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes. I assume...
Jenny Lawson (Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir)
Even though I grew up two hours south, I had rarely ventured to Los Angeles. I soon learned that my dad wasn't totally off base when he said, "Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes." . . . "Remember. Family," he said. "Also, how do I get back to I-5? I hate this fucking city.
Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)
If you love something... Set it free." Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes
Chuck Palahniuk (Haunted)
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
Sacha Baron Cohen
All I could think about was throwing something at her— something made of glass. Or spikes. Or a viral disease. They really should invent Herpes In A Jar for moments like these
Robin Mellom (Ditched: A Love Story)
According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class. If you have it, then you never talk about it." "Oh". Johnny nodded slowly. "Just like herpes.
Kristin Walker (A Match Made in High School)
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.
Jen Lancaster (Here I Go Again)
That fucking guy. He’s like a bad case of herpes.
V. Theia (It Was Love (Taboo Love Duet #1))
Yes, he’s like a rash for which there’s no cure. It only goes away for a bit before returning unexpectedly to ruin every pleasurable experience. He should have been named Herpes rather than ZT. Or maybe just Herpes Z, since he’s a very special irritant. (Arik)
Sherrilyn Kenyon (The Dream-Hunter (Dark-Hunter, #10; Dream-Hunter, #1))
When the apocalypse comes, it won’t just be cockroaches that survive. It will also be herpes and that random bottle of crème de menthe you bought years ago.
Mamrie Hart (You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery)
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.
Caprice Crane (Stupid and Contagious)
…it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.
Jeremy Clarkson (The World According to Clarkson (World According to Clarkson, #1))
Los Angeles is like San Diego’s older, uglier sister that has herpes.
Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)
it turns out, teachers think of glitter as the herpes of craft world- impossible to contain or exterminate. (Beer Buckets and Baby Jesus)
Myra McEntire (My True Love Gave to Me: Twelve Holiday Stories)
Alcoholism is a disease,” she said. “Like athlete’s foot. Or herpes. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Luker and I have lots of friends who are alcoholics. And speed freaks too.” “Well,
Michael McDowell (The Elementals)
Do you have a boyfriend?" he asked. "Huh?" Why would he ask her that? "A big, mean-as-fuck, jealous guy who will break my neck with his bare hands if he knew I touched you?" Toni shook her head. "A raging case of herpes?" "Of course not!" "You're not making this any easier on me.
Olivia Cunning (Insider (Exodus End, #1))
It was a newsflash to me that dating as a pre-thirty divorcette was as bad as having herpes.
Stephanie Klein (Straight Up and Dirty)
Who knew the cure for herpes would turn all those sexual deviants into people-eating, brain-dead, infection-giving assholes? Not me. The whole phenomenon gave a girl a serious complex about safe sex. Not that I was having sex. Or would be any time soon.
Rachel Higginson (Love and Decay, Volume One (Love and Decay #1-6))
All That You Can Be’?” I said. “I don’t know. That was the slogan for me, growing up. And then it was ‘Army of One,’ which I never understood, and then it was ‘Army Strong,’ which is about as good a slogan as ‘Fire Hot’ or ‘Snickers Tasty’ or ‘Herpes Bad.’ A better slogan would be, ‘You Can’t Afford College Without Us.
Phil Klay (Redeployment)
You know the Norwegian police? They're a bunch of pussies. They don't carry guns, just like the English. But they stay after things for years and years, nagging and nagging. They're like herpes. You think you're rid of them, and then, when you're a little stressed out, boom! In the end they catch all the killers. They exhaust their prey into submission.
Derek B. Miller (Norwegian by Night (Sheldon Horowitz #2))
Coronavirus needs a better name. Something bad ass, like the Black Plague. I'm thinking Airborne Aids. Or Flying Herpes.
Oliver Markus Malloy (American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America)
I have glitter in my hair.” Tina grimaced. “Uh, yes. Would you like me to...” “Help me remove the herpes of crafts from my hair?
Alisha Rai (The Right Swipe (Modern Love, #1))
A herp is simply the kind of animal studied by a herpetologist, and that is a pretty lame way to define an animal. The only other name that comes close is the biblical 'creeping thing
Richard Dawkins (The Ancestor's Tale: A Pilgrimage to the Dawn of Evolution)
Oh C'mon. Can you ever "solve" poverty? Can you ever "solve" crime? Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war or any other societal herpes? Hell no. All you can hope for is to make them manageable enough to allow people to get on with their lives. That's not cynicism, that's maturity. You can't stop the rain. All you can do is just build a roof that you hope won't leak, or at least leak on the people who are gonna vote for you.
Max Brooks (World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War)
One of the multitudes of exboyfriends had been a country music fan and left Gemma with an unfortunate passion for Tammy Wynette. It was like, Cat thought, he’d given her herpes.
Liane Moriarty (Three Wishes)
that’s a crock of shit. If you love someone and you set her free, she might come back with herpes.
Vi Keeland (We Shouldn't)
She's out of my league, but if she has herpes... That puts us in the same league! The herpes league!
Rick Remender (Deadly Class, Volume 3: The Snake Pit)
Your like herpes you show up when shit gets tense, and never fully go away! - (Cooper to Violet)
Ann Charles (Better Off Dead in Deadwood (Deadwood, #4))
He’s like a bad case of herpes. You think he’s gone and then he shows up again.
Missy Johnson (Wildcard: Volume Two (Wildcard, #2))
No matter how much soap she used to wash her hands, she couldn’t seem to get sparkle free. Glitter was the herpes of crafting.
Helena Hunting (Felony Ever After)
The virus of irony is as widespread in California as herpes, and once you're infected with it, it lives in your brain forever.
Neal Stephenson (Cryptonomicon)
She ends the call with "Be a smart kwe. Lust doesn't last, but herpes is forever.
Angeline Boulley (Firekeeper’s Daughter)
Oh c'mon. Can you ever "solve" poverty? Can you ever "solve" crime? Can you ever ""solve" disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. All you can hope for is to make them manageable enough to allow people to get on with their lives. All you can do is just build a roof that you hope won't leak, or at least won't leak on the people who are gonna vote for you.
Max Brooks (World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War)
Here’s what college will get you: a sad, lonely, competitive longing for unattainable goals and a deep anxiety about impending failure and finally death. Studies show you will also get herpes.
Ron Burgundy (Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings)
Mental imbalance is about as acceptable as herpes. It’s never going to be accepted. But really, it’s a disease just like cancer. It just happens, and eats away all the good parts of your brain, like judgment and happiness and perception and memory and life. And you can die from depression just like any other disease. And it’s not as if people choose it. So why is it still a joke of medicine? “She died of cancer.” is a lot more socially acceptable to people than “She committed suicide.
Sarahbeth Purcell (Love Is the Drug)
Well, listen, sweetheart. Boys only want one thing, of course, and guess what that means for you? Heartbreak. Pregnancy. Chlamydia, herpes, syphilis, crabs. That’s beautiful, Dad. You should set it to music.
Kristan Higgins (Until There Was You)
Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. All you can hope for is to make them manageable enough to allow people to get on with their lives.
Max Brooks (World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War)
So you never really tried to solve the problem. Oh, c’mon. Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. All you can hope for is to make them manageable enough to allow people to get on with their lives. That’s not cynicism, that’s maturity. You can’t stop the rain. All you can do is just build a roof that you hope won’t leak, or at least won’t leak on the people who are gonna vote for you. What does that mean? C’mon… Seriously. What does that mean? Fine, whatever, “Mister Smith goes to motherfuckin’ Washington,” it means that, in politics, you focus on the needs of your power base. Keep them happy, and they keep you in office.
Max Brooks (World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War)
Her cells were part of research into the genes that cause cancer and those that suppress it; they helped develop drugs for treating herpes, leukemia, influenza, hemophilia, and Parkinson’s disease; and they’ve been used to study lactose digestion, sexually transmitted diseases, appendicitis, human longevity, mosquito mating, and the negative cellular effects of working in sewers.
Rebecca Skloot (The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks)
Just looking for a piece of adventure, my ass. You already have an adventure. Who is he?” An enigma. “Just a guy I met the other night,” I answered. “And why the hell would you not want to see him? Did he have herpes or something? Because that’s a damn shame. Like paint splattered all over a Van Gogh. Or a naked Ryan Gosling.
Cora Carmack (Finding It (Losing It, #3))
His name's Kichibei, but I call him 'Herpes' after how closely he sticks to me
David Mitchell (The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet)
teachers think of glitter as the herpes of the craft world—impossible to contain or exterminate.
Stephanie Perkins (My True Love Gave to Me)
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.” Hunter S. Thompson
Sammy Hagar (I Killed Pink Floyd's Pig: Inside Stories of Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll)
Em 2005 pela primeira vez na vida pipocou herpes nos meus lábios em razão de estresse e agora em 2012 as mesmas decidiram me revisitar e ficaram pro chá.
Filipe Russo (Caro Jovem Adulto)
It turns out, teachers think of glitter as the herpes of the craft world—impossible to contain or exterminate.
Stephanie Perkins (My True Love Gave to Me: Twelve Holiday Stories)
If you love something, set it free. Just don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes
Chuck Palahniuk (Haunted)
Lust doesn't last, but herpes is forever.
Angeline Boulley (Firekeeper’s Daughter)
Glitter is like herpes, once it's on you, it's almost impossible to get rid of.
Abigail Drake (Rebel Without a Claus (The Tink Holly Chronicles, #1))
It was possible, I told her, that so much of her immune system was fighting stress that there was nothing left to fight the herpes virus.
Catherine Gildiner (Good Morning, Monster: A Therapist Shares Five Heroic Stories of Emotional Recovery)
Catholic guilt never leaves you and follows you everywhere; it’s the herpes of your conscience.
Michael Arceneaux (I Can't Date Jesus: Love, Sex, Family, Race, and Other Reasons I've Put My Faith in Beyoncé)
Probably tastes like a pocket calculator garnished with dried herpes juice flakes.
Douglas Coupland (Worst. Person. Ever.)
Why is it that nobody can ever say that nicely? It's never 'Shadowborn' like 'cookies', it's always 'Shadowborn', like 'Herpes
H.D.A. Roberts (The Sorcerer's Loss (The Magician's Brother, #2))
You're about as charming as herpes.
J.T. Geissinger (Carnal Urges (Queens & Monsters, #2))
That many biologists were bound to get themselves into trouble sooner or later. If you've ever been to an Ichs and Herps meeting, you know it was going to be the herpetologists who got there first.
Joe Roman (Listed: Dispatches from America’s Endangered Species Act)
Removing pubic hair does not improve cleanliness, and there is emerging data that it is associated with an increased risk of infections like HPV and herpes, although the exact mechanism is not known.
Jennifer Gunter (The Vagina Bible: The Vulva and the Vagina: Separating the Myth from the Medicine)
you are an exit wound the extra shot of tequila the tangled knot of hair that has to be cut out you are the cell phone ringing in a hushed theatre pebble wedged in the sole of a boot the bloody hangnail you are, just this once you are flip flops in a thunderstorm the boy’s lost erection a pen gone dry you are my father’s nightmare my mother’s mirage you are a manic high which is to say: you are a bad idea you are herpes despite the condom you are, I know better you are pieces of cork floating in the wine glass you are the morning after whose name I can’t remember still in my bed the hole in my rain boots vibrator with no batteries you are, shut up and kiss me you are naked wearing socks mascara bleeding down laughing cheeks you are the wrong guy buying me a drink you are the typo in an otherwise brilliant novel sweetalk into unprotected sex the married coworker my stubbed toe you are not new or uncommon not brilliant or beautiful you are a bad idea rock star in the back seat of a taxi burned popcorn top shelf, at half price you are everything I want you are a poem I cannot write a word I cannot translate you are an exit wound a name I cannot bring myself to say aloud
Jeanann Verlee
Indiscriminate sex is like indiscriminate pie eating. I might enjoy the pie, but then I find out it was baked in a dirty kitchen, drooled and sneezed on by nut jobs, baked by a nut job who wants me to eat her dirty pie every day. Next thing you know I have a stalker, dysentery, and herpes just from one ignorant bite of pie. I keep my kitchen clean and discriminate and so should my partner. Plus, I don’t want someone telling me Pop-Tarts are pie. Pop-Tarts aren’t pie. I can tell the difference.
Penny Reid (Grin and Beard It (Winston Brothers, #2))
Mom hooked me up to a portable tank and then reminded me I had class. "Did that boy give it to you?" she asked out of nowhere. "By it, do you mean herpes?" "You are too much," Mom said. "The book, Hazel. I mean the book." "Yeah, he gave me the book.
John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
In addition to these physical problems, sexually transmitted diseases are rampant among the homosexual population. 75% of homosexual men carry one or more sexually transmitted diseases, wholly apart from AIDS. These include all sorts of non-viral infections like gonorrhea, syphilis, bacterial infections, and parasites. Also common among homosexuals are viral infections like herpes and hepatitis B (which afflicts 65% of homosexual men), both of which are incurable, as well as hepatitis A and anal warts, which afflict 40% of homosexual men. And I haven’t even included AIDS. Perhaps the most shocking and frightening statistic is that, leaving aside those who die from AIDS, the life expectancy for a homosexual male is about 45 years of age. That compares to a life expectancy of around 70 for men in general. If you include those who die of AIDS, which now infects 30% of homosexual men, the life expectancy drops to 39 years of age. So I think a very good case can be made out on the basis of generally accepted moral principles that homosexual behavior is wrong. It is horribly self-destructive and injurious to another person. Thus, wholly apart from the Bible’s prohibition, there are sound, sensible reasons to regard homosexual activity as wrong.
William Lane Craig
Leo turned to me, his upper lip curved in that way it does when he's confused. "What exactly is your problem? You broke it off with me, remember?" The bitch wasn't backing down. Now she had control of my hands. She wagged a finger at Leo. "And you just couldn't wait to climb aboard that silicone-stuffed herpes ride, could you?
Barbra Annino (Bloodstone (A Stacy Justice Mystery, #3))
Forget bringing the troops home from Iraq. We need to get the troops home from World War II. Can anybody tell me why, in 2009, we still have more than sixty thousand troops in Germany and thirty thousand in Japan? At some point, these people are going to have to learn to rape themselves. Our soldiers have been in Germany so long they now wear shorts with black socks. You know that crazy soldier hiding in the cave on Iwo Jima who doesn’t know the war is over? That’s us. Bush and Cheney used to love to keep Americans all sphinctered-up on the notion that terrorists might follow us home. But actually, we’re the people who go to your home and then never leave. Here’s the facts: The Republic of America has more than five hundred thousand military personnel deployed on more than seven hundred bases, with troops in one hundred fifty countries—we’re like McDonald’s with tanks—including thirty-seven European countries—because you never know when Portugal might invade Euro Disney. And this doesn’t even count our secret torture prisons, which are all over the place, but you never really see them until someone brings you there—kinda like IHOP. Of course, Americans would never stand for this in reverse—we can barely stand letting Mexicans in to do the landscaping. Can you imagine if there were twenty thousand armed Guatemalans on a base in San Ber-nardino right now? Lou Dobbs would become a suicide bomber. And why? How did this country get stuck with an empire? I’m not saying we’re Rome. Rome had good infrastructure. But we are an empire, and the reason is because once America lands in a country, there is no exit strategy. We’re like cellulite, herpes, and Irish relatives: We are not going anywhere. We love you long time!
Bill Maher (The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass)
Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces.
Ron Brackin
Do people talk about the war?” Miller asked. “Often,” the missionary said. “Anyone make sense of it?” “No. I don’t believe war ever does. It’s a madness that’s in our nature. Sometimes it recurs; sometimes it subsides.” “Sounds like a disease.” “The herpes simplex of the species?” the missionary said with a laugh. “I suppose there are worse ways to think of it. I’m afraid that as long as we’re human, it will be with us.
James S.A. Corey (Leviathan Wakes (Expanse, #1))
Viruses are a little weird, not quite living but by no means dead. Outside living cells, they are just inert things. They don’t eat or breathe or do much of anything. They have no means of locomotion. We must go out and collect them—off door handles or handshakes or drawn in with the air we breathe. They do not propel themselves; they hitchhike. Most of the time, they are as lifeless as a mote of dust, but put them into a living cell, and they will burst into animate existence and reproduce as furiously as any living thing. Like bacteria, they are incredibly successful. The herpes virus has endured for hundreds of millions of years and infects all kinds of animals—even oysters. They are also terribly small—much smaller than bacteria and too small to be seen under conventional microscopes. If you blew one up to the size of a tennis ball, a human would be five hundred miles high. A bacterium on the same scale would be about the size of a beach ball.
Bill Bryson (The Body: A Guide for Occupants)
With reference to viral infections,” the Librarian says, “if I may make a fairly blunt, spontaneous cross-reference—something I am coded to do at opportune moments—you may wish to examine herpes simplex, a virus that takes up residence in the nervous system and never leaves. It is capable of carrying new genes into existing neurons and genetically reengineering them. Modern gene therapists use it for this purpose. Lagos thought that herpes simplex might be a modern, benign descendant of Asherah.
Neal Stephenson (Snow Crash)
Viruses like symmetrical shapes because symmetry provides a very simple means for them to multiply, and that is what makes viral diseases so infectious—in fact, that’s what ‘virulent’ means. Traditionally, symmetry has been something people have found aesthetically appealing, whether it is seen in a diamond, a flower or the face of a supermodel. But symmetry isn’t always so desirable. Some of the most deadly viruses on the biological books, from influenza to herpes, from polio to the AIDS virus, are constructed using the shape of an icosahedron. Is
Marcus du Sautoy (The Number Mysteries)
was reminded, too, of Dr. Albert Kligman’s experiments on imprisoned men in Philadelphia from the 1950s to the 1970s. Kligman biopsied, burned, and deformed the bodies of prison inmates to study the effects of hundreds of experimental drugs. Men were subjected to such atrocities as inoculation with herpes, gonorrhea, and various carcinogens. Kligman went on to become a millionaire after co-developing the popular acne medication Retin-A via his studies on inmates, while many of his victims were left with chronic medical conditions that irrevocably damaged their organ systems.
Michele Harper (The Beauty in Breaking)
I'm going to throw some suggestions at you now in rapid succession, assuming you are a father of one or more boys. Here we go: If you speak disparagingly of the opposite sex, or if you refer to females as sex objects, those attitudes will translate directly into dating and marital relationships later on. Remember that your goal is to prepare a boy to lead a family when he's grown and to show him how to earn the respect of those he serves. Tell him it is great to laugh and have fun with his friends, but advise him not to be "goofy." Guys who are goofy are not respected, and people, especially girls and women, do not follow boys and men whom they disrespect. Also, tell your son that he is never to hit a girl under any circumstances. Remind him that she is not as strong as he is and that she is deserving of his respect. Not only should he not hurt her, but he should protect her if she is threatened. When he is strolling along with a girl on the street, he should walk on the outside, nearer the cars. That is symbolic of his responsibility to take care of her. When he is on a date, he should pay for her food and entertainment. Also (and this is simply my opinion), girls should not call boys on the telephone-at least not until a committed relationship has developed. Guys must be the initiators, planning the dates and asking for the girl's company. Teach your son to open doors for girls and to help them with their coats or their chairs in a restaurant. When a guy goes to her house to pick up his date, tell him to get out of the car and knock on the door. Never honk. Teach him to stand, in formal situations, when a woman leaves the room or a table or when she returns. This is a way of showing respect for her. If he treats her like a lady, she will treat him like a man. It's a great plan. Make a concerted effort to teach sexual abstinence to your teenagers, just as you teach them to abstain from drug and alcohol usage and other harmful behavior. Of course you can do it! Young people are fully capable of understanding that irresponsible sex is not in their best interest and that it leads to disease, unwanted pregnancy, rejection, etc. In many cases today, no one is sharing this truth with teenagers. Parents are embarrassed to talk about sex, and, it disturbs me to say, churches are often unwilling to address the issue. That creates a vacuum into which liberal sex counselors have intruded to say, "We know you're going to have sex anyway, so why not do it right?" What a damning message that is. It is why herpes and other sexually transmitted diseases are spreading exponentially through the population and why unwanted pregnancies stalk school campuses. Despite these terrible social consequences, very little support is provided even for young people who are desperately looking for a valid reason to say no. They're told that "safe sex" is fine if they just use the right equipment. You as a father must counterbalance those messages at home. Tell your sons that there is no safety-no place to hide-when one lives in contradiction to the laws of God! Remind them repeatedly and emphatically of the biblical teaching about sexual immorality-and why someone who violates those laws not only hurts himself, but also wounds the girl and cheats the man she will eventually marry. Tell them not to take anything that doesn't belong to them-especially the moral purity of a woman.
James C. Dobson (Bringing Up Boys: Practical Advice and Encouragement for Those Shaping the Next Generation of Men)
She had lunch with Betty yesterday," said Mark, "and Betty told her you said she had herpes." "I never said herpes," I said. "You must have said something," said Mark. "I said she had an infection," I said. "Well, she's furious at you," said Mark. "She's furious at me," I said. "That's rich." All my life I had wanted to say, "That's rich." Now I finally had gotten my chance. "That's really rich," I said. "Listen, you bastard. You tell Thelma that if she keeps calling here, I'll tell Betty she has the clap." "Clap hands," said Sam, and clapped his hands together. "I'll get it into the Ear, too," I said. "What hopelessly tall and ungainly Washington hostess has a social disease, and we don't mean her usual climbing?
Nora Ephron (Heartburn)
Of the Poet’s Youth" When the man behind the counter said, “You pay by the orifice,” what could we do but purchase them all? Ah, Sandy, vou were clearly the deluxe doll, modish and pert in your plastic nurse whites, official hostess to our halcyon days, where you bobbed in the doorway of our dishabille apartment, a block downwind from the stockyards. Holding court on the corroded balcony, K. and I passed hash brownies, collecting change for the building’s monthly pool to predict which balcony would fall off next. That’s when K. was fucking M. and M. was fucking J., and even B. and I threw down once on the glass-speckled lawn, adrift in the headlights of his El Camino. Those were immortal times, Sandy! Coke wasn’t addictive yet, condoms prevented herpes and men were only a form of practice for the Russian novel we foolishly hoped our lives would become. Now it’s a Friday night, sixteen years from there. Don’t the best characters know better than to live too long? My estranged husband house-sits for a spoiled cockatoo while saving to buy his own place. My lover’s gone back to his gin and the farm-team fiancée he keeps in New York. What else to do but read Frank O’Hara to my tired three-year-old? When I put him to bed, he mutters “more sorry” as he turns into sleep. Tonight, I find you in a box I once marked “The Past.” Well, therapy’s good for some things, Sandy, but who’d want to forgive a girl like that? Frank says Destroy yourself if you don’t know! Deflated, you’re simply the smile that surrounds a hole. I don’t know anything.
Erin Belieu
The United States of America has now reached a whole new level of patriarchal absurdity. You mean they massacred the Indians, enslaved the Africans, cut down all the trees, poisoned all the rivers, and extinguished or imprisoned all the animals for THIS, this hellhole of bombast and hamburgers and opioid addictions and cardboard-box houses and pretend ideas? You mean they used up all the oxygen on 4th of July firecrackers and forcing kids to pledge allegiance to the flag every goddam day, drank Coke till they choked, spat tobaccy till they puked, fought cancer (but only for people with lots of money), nestled in Nestlés, slurped slurpees, burped burpees, handed on herpes, Tasered the wayward, jailed the frail and tortured about a million billion chickens (then fried and ate them), just so people can drive around and shoot each other and create GoFundMe sites to pay the hospital bills?
Lucy Ellmann (Things Are Against Us)
Sex in Alternating Supply, American Style In the United States, when feminists in the late 1960s believed women’s economic freedom would lead to women’s economic abundance, they advocated sexual freedom. When it was discovered that divorces led to economic obligation, feminists, fundamentalists, and women’s magazines all moved toward closing off sexual freedom. Headlines in Cosmopolitan read “Sex: Make Him Earn It”52 even before the herpes scare. A careful analysis of the sexual revolution’s decline helps us see why, if it hadn’t been herpes and AIDS, it would have been something else.53 This need for economic security preceding female sexual openness is probably unconsciously reinforced by our tradition of a man taking a woman out for dinner and drinks first. The more traditional the woman, the more dinners, the more drinks, and the less she feels sexually open until she receives a commitment—in essence, a commitment from him providing for life.
Warren Farrell (The Myth of Male Power)
As their white blood cell counts collapsed, infection crawled across the skin of the young operators and firemen: Thick black blisters of herpes simplex encrusted their lips and the inside of their mouths. Candida rendered their gums red and lacy, and the skin peeled back, leaving them the color of raw meat. Painful ulcers developed on their arms, legs, and torsos, where they had been burned by beta particles. Unlike thermal burns caused by heat alone, which heal slowly over time, radiation burns grow gradually worse—so their external beta burns expanded outward in waves from wherever radioactive material had touched them and ate into the tissue below. The men’s body hair and eyebrows fell out, and their skin darkened—first red, then purple, before finally it became a papery brown-black and curled away in sheets. Inside their bodies, the gamma radiation ate away the lining of their intestines and corroded their lungs. Anatoly Kurguz, who had fought to close the airlock door to the reactor hall in the moments after the explosion and was enveloped in steam and dust, had so much cesium inside his body that he became a dangerous source of radiation. He
Adam Higginbotham (Midnight in Chernobyl: The Untold Story of the World's Greatest Nuclear Disaster)
Charlie Hall!” José called. “Long time. You don’t like us anymore?” He was standing in a little knot with Katelynn and Suzie Lambton, who had made that comment to Doreen about Charlie being like the devil. “Have you heard from him?” José demanded as she approached. He worked at a tiny gay bar called Malebox, where he’d met his ex, the one who’d moved to Los Angeles for a guy and stuck Charlie with double shifts. Charlie shook her head. “But Odette might have an address to send his last check on file, if you want to send him a haunted object or something. Or there’s a service that ships packages filled with glitter to your enemies. They don’t call it the herpes of crafting for nothing.” He gave her a wan smile but was clearly sunk in misery. “He’s probably basking in the sun, happy, eating avacodos off the trees in his backyard, having sex with a hot surfer every night. Meanwhile I will never find love.” “I told you,” Katelynn said, “I’ll fix you up with my cousin.” “Isn’t he the one who ate a dead moth off the bathroom floor?” José raised his eyebrows. “As a child! You can’t hold that against him,” Katelynn protested. “I should just get a gloom to cut my feelings right out of me,” José declared dramatically. “Maybe then I’d be happy.” “You can’t be happy without feelings,” Katelynn said, pedantic to the end.
Holly Black (Book of Night (Book of Night, #1))
Ladies and gentlemen!” A loud, brash male voice rose above the din in the bar; it was bellowing and unmistakable. “May I have your attention, please!” Abe’s stomach tightened into a ball. After more than twenty years of listening to absurd nonsequiturs being bandied about during lulls in the office by the same voice, Abe knew who was speaking in an instant. His longtime business partner, CS Duffy, clad in his standard black Carhartt hooded sweatshirt and faded blue jeans, a Milwaukee Brewers cap on his head, was standing on a chair holding up his private investigator’s license folio as if it was some sort of officious piece of federal ID. “My name is Dr. Herbert Manfred Marx. I am with the CDC. We have an emergency situation.” The bar quieted nearly to silence. Abe started to move toward his partner. He had no idea what Duff was planning to say or do, but he knew it wouldn’t be good. Duff looked around the room, taking the time to make eye contact with the dozens of concerned speed daters. “The CDC has isolated a new form of sexually transmitted disease. We are calling it Mega-Herpes Complex IX. It is highly contagious and may result in your genitals exploding off your bodies in much the same way some lizards eject their own tails to confuse pursuing predators.” There were a few gasps from some of the women in the room and a round of confused murmurs. Duff continued unfazed. He unfurled a large, unflattering photocopy of an old photograph of Abe’s face. “We believe we have tracked Patient Zero to this location. If you see this man, for the love of God, do not sleep with him!” Abe walked up to Duff, grabbed his sleeve, and yanked him off the chair. Duff landed heavily. “Hey, Patient Zero! Good to see you.
Sean Patrick Little (Where Art Thou? (Abe and Duff Mystery Series Book 3))
la práctica de medicar vigorosamente la fiebre es generalizada entre los médicos e incluso demandada por los pacientes debido al alivio sintomático que provee dicha supresión farmacológica. Esta aversión profesional a permitir que las fiebres sigan su curso se debe a la posibilidad (pero muy baja probabilidad) de dañar el sistema nervioso central (SNC) en caso de convulsiones incontroladas inducidas por fiebre. Sin embargo, estadísticamente, la susceptibilidad a las convulsiones febriles entre los adultos no epilépticos es extremadamente rara. Estudios epidemiológicos exhaustivos y bastante sólidos sitúan el riesgo de convulsiones febriles en la población infantil en torno al 0,6%, con una incidencia que fluctúa entre  3,5/1000 en los países árabes y 17,4 / 1000 en las zonas rurales de Estados Unidos (14-16). El riesgo de episodios convulsivos gravita hacia niños de 6 meses a 5 años y se desencadena por temperaturas que superan el umbral de 38,3ºC, todo lo cual hace que el riesgo en la población adulta sea extremadamente bajo (17).
Ernesto Prieto Gratacós (Victoria de la Inmunidad Humana: Nutrientes inmunoesenciales contra Influenza H1N1, H3N2, herpes, RSV, Coronavirus SARS COV-2 y todos los próximos (Spanish Edition))
Herpes simplex encephalitis used to be a prominent cause of such a disabling loss, but Alzheimer’s disease has now become the most frequent culprit. Specific cells within the hippocampal circuitry and its gateway, the entorhinal cortex, are compromised by Alzheimer’s disease. The gradual disruption no longer permits effective learning or recall of integrated events. The result is a progressive loss of spatial and temporal orientation. Unique people, events, and objects can no longer be recalled or recognized. No new ones can be learned. It is now clear that the hippocampus is an important site for neurogenesis, the process of generating new neurons that become incorporated in the local circuitry. New memory formation partly depends on neurogenesis. Interestingly, it is known that stress, which impairs memory, reduces neurogenesis.
António Damásio (The Strange Order of Things: Life, Feeling, and the Making of the Cultural Mind)
Obat Herpes Penyebab Gejala dan Pengobatan Penyakit Herpes Jika virus herpes genitalis sedang aktif, pada kulit kelamin wanita maupun pria akan muncul benjolan yang tampak seperti jerawat atau bisul. Saat tidak aktif, umumnya penderita tidak menampakkan gejala apapun, ia terlihat seperti orang sehat. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 Pengobatan Penyakit Herpes secara alami yang murah, aman, serta tanpa efek samping yaitu dengan menggunakan obat herpes alami dari klinik de nature yang insyaalah dapat menyembuhkan herpes yang sudah menahun tanpa takut akan kambuh lagi. Herpes termasuk dalam salah satu jenis penyakit menular yang menyerang permukaan kulit seseorang. Penyakit ini disebabkan karena adanya infeksi virus pada kulit baik yang diperoleh secara eksogen maupun endogen. Penyakit herpes kulit sendiri dapat diartikan sebagai radang kulit yang ditandai dengan terbentuknya gelembung-gelembung secara berkelompok. Gelembung-gelembung tersebut biasanya berisi air dan dapat menular jika terjadi persentuhan dengan objek lain. Sehingga penyakit herpes termasuk dalam salah satu kategori penyakit menular. Ada dua jenis penyakit herpes yakni herpes zoster yakni penyakit yang menyerang pada kulit dan herpes genitalis yakni penyakit herpes sebagai salah satu penyakit kelamin. Sedangkan yang akan kita bahan kali ini adalah penyakit herpes pada kulit dan penyebab penyakit herpes tersebut. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 Penyebab penyakit herpes kulit ini adalah virus yang ditularkan oleh virus varicella-zoster berawal dari penyakit cacar air, ketika seseorang terserang penyakit cacar air maka virus varicella-zoster akan menetap dalam kondisi tidak aktif atau laten pada salah satu atau lebih pusat saraf posterior. Bagi Anda yang memiliki lebih dari satu pasangan, mustinya waspada dengan penyakit ini. Semakin sering berganti pasangan, resiko tertularnya semakin tinggi, terlebih bagi wanita. Faktanya, wanita memiliki resiko terinfeksi herpes dua kali lipat lebih besar dibanding pria. Hal ini dikarenakan permukaan organ genital wanita lebih lebar dari pria. obat herpes | obat herpes alami | obat herpes ampuh | obat herpes manjur | obat herpes di apotik | obat herpes herbal | obat herpes tradisional | obat herpes salep | salep herpes
Obat Herpes
Cara Mengobati Herpes Penyakit herpes kulit sendiri dapat diartikan sebagai radang kulit yang ditandai dengan terbentuknya gelembung-gelembung secara berkelompok. Gelembung-gelembung tersebut biasanya berisi air dan dapat menular jika terjadi persentuhan dengan objek lain. Sehingga penyakit herpes termasuk dalam salah satu kategori penyakit menular. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 Cara Mengobati Herpes Secara Alami Ada dua jenis penyakit herpes yakni herpes zoster yakni penyakit yang menyerang pada kulit dan herpes genitalis yakni penyakit herpes sebagai salah satu penyakit kelamin. Sedangkan yang akan kita bahan kali ini adalah penyakit herpes pada kulit dan penyebab penyakit herpes tersebut. Penyebab penyakit herpes kulit ini adalah virus yang ditularkan oleh virus varicella-zoster berawal dari penyakit cacar air, ketika seseorang terserang penyakit cacar air maka virus varicella-zoster akan menetap dalam kondisi tidak aktif atau laten pada salah satu atau lebih pusat saraf posterior. Cara Mengobati Herpes yang sudah parah Bagi Anda yang memiliki lebih dari satu pasangan, mustinya waspada dengan penyakit ini. Semakin sering berganti pasangan, resiko tertularnya semakin tinggi, terlebih bagi wanita. Faktanya, wanita memiliki resiko terinfeksi herpes dua kali lipat lebih besar dibanding pria. Hal ini dikarenakan permukaan organ genital wanita lebih lebar dari pria. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 obat dompo | penyakit kururawit | obat karurawit | obat alami dompo pada kulit | virugon vs acyclovir | herves | obat dampak | penyakit kerapah | cara mengobati dompo | obat karurawit | obat dampak | cara mengobati bintik berair pada bibir | penyakit kerapah | penyakit kururawit | kirarawit | obat alami dompo pada kulit Cara Mengobati Herpes zoster Ketika daya imnunitas seseorang sedang menurun maka virus tersebut akan aktif kembali dan menyebar melalui saraf tepi menuju kulit sehingga menimbulkan penyakit herpes. Virus akan memperbanyak diri dan membentuk bintik-bintik kecil berwarna merah dan menggelembung berisi cairan pada daerah kulit yang dilalui oleh virus tersebut.
Cara Mengobati Herpes
Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes Ada dua jenis penyakit herpes yakni herpes zoster yakni penyakit yang menyerang pada kulit dan herpes genitalis yakni penyakit herpes sebagai salah satu penyakit kelamin. Sedangkan yang akan kita bahan kali ini adalah penyakit herpes pada kulit dan penyebab penyakit herpes tersebut. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 Penyebab penyakit herpes kulit ini adalah virus yang ditularkan oleh virus varicella-zoster berawal dari penyakit cacar air, ketika seseorang terserang penyakit cacar air maka virus varicella-zoster akan menetap dalam kondisi tidak aktif atau laten pada salah satu atau lebih pusat saraf posterior. Bagi Anda yang memiliki lebih dari satu pasangan, mustinya waspada dengan penyakit ini. Semakin sering berganti pasangan, resiko tertularnya semakin tinggi, terlebih bagi wanita. Faktanya, wanita memiliki resiko terinfeksi herpes dua kali lipat lebih besar dibanding pria. Hal ini dikarenakan permukaan organ genital wanita lebih lebar dari pria. Ketika daya imnunitas seseorang sedang menurun maka virus tersebut akan aktif kembali dan menyebar melalui saraf tepi menuju kulit sehingga menimbulkan penyakit herpes. Virus akan memperbanyak diri dan membentuk bintik-bintik kecil berwarna merah dan menggelembung berisi cairan pada daerah kulit yang dilalui oleh virus tersebut. Penyakit kulit ini biasanya sering terjadi pada orang lanjut usia dan penderita imunosupresif atau seseorang dengan sistem imun lemah sehingga dapat dikatakan bahwa salah satu penyebab penyakit herpes pada kulit adalah kurangnya asupan nutrisi untuk meningkatkan daya imunitas tubuh. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 Gejala awal yang biasa ditunjukkan oleh penderita penyakit herpes antara lain adalah diawali dengan demam tinggi yang kemudian akan menunjukkan gejala lainnya setelah 8 hari. Selain resiko tertular yang lebih tinggi, penyakit herpes genitalis pada wanita juga menimbulkan masalah yang jauh lebih banyak. Pasalnya, penyakit herpes pada ibu hamil bisa menyebabkan keguguran, gangguan syaraf otak janin, hingga kebutaan. Itulah mengapa wanita harus pandai-pandai menjaga diri agar tidak tertular berbagai penyakit menular seksual. Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes genital | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes di wajar | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes di mata | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes zoster | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes di leher | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes dengan cepat | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes dengan bawang putih | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes pada bibir | Cara Menyembuhkan Herpes pada anak | Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999
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Cara Mengatasi Herpes Penyakit kulit ini biasanya sering terjadi pada orang lanjut usia dan penderita imunosupresif atau seseorang dengan sistem imun lemah sehingga dapat dikatakan bahwa salah satu penyebab penyakit herpes pada kulit adalah kurangnya asupan nutrisi untuk meningkatkan daya imunitas tubuh. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 Gejala awal yang biasa ditunjukkan oleh penderita penyakit herpes antara lain adalah diawali dengan demam tinggi yang kemudian akan menunjukkan gejala lainnya setelah 8 hari. Selain resiko tertular yang lebih tinggi, penyakit herpes genitalis pada wanita juga menimbulkan masalah yang jauh lebih banyak. Pasalnya, penyakit herpes pada ibu hamil bisa menyebabkan keguguran, gangguan syaraf otak janin, hingga kebutaan. Itulah mengapa wanita harus pandai-pandai menjaga diri agar tidak tertular berbagai penyakit menular seksual. Gejala yang ditunjukkan berikutnya adalah kulit terasa terbakar dan menjadi lebih sensitive selama kurang lebih beberapa minggu, rasa sakit pada bagian tubuh yang terkena virus herpes, munculnya bintik kemerahan pada kulit yang sakit tersebut hingga akhirnya menjadi gelembung-gelembung berisi air dan berkelompok, sesak nafas dan gatal-gatal. Jika anda mengalami gejala seperti yang disebutkan diatas, maka segera lakukan pengobatan untuk mencegah penyakit tersebut menyebar ke seluruh bagian tubuh. Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999 Penyakit herpes termasuk dalam penyakit menular dengan cara penularan yang sangat mudah dan cepat. Penyakit ini dapat menular melalui berbagai media seperti semua barang yang sudah tersentuh oleh cairan gelembung penderita herpes, kontak langsung atau bersentuhan dengan kulit penderita herpes serta penggunaan pakaian yang sama dengan penderita herpes yang sudah terkena pecahan cairan gelembung. Sehingga melihat dari cara penularan yang sangat mudah tersebut maka sudah barang tentu harus segera dilakukan pengobatan. Cara Mengatasi Herpes | Cara Mengatasi Herpes genital | Cara Mengatasi Herpes di wajar | Cara Mengatasi Herpes di mata | Cara Mengatasi Herpes zoster | Cara Mengatasi Herpes di leher | Cara Mengatasi Herpes dengan cepat | Cara Mengatasi Herpes dengan bawang putih | Cara Mengatasi Herpes pada bibir | Cara Mengatasi Herpes pada anak | Cara Mengatasi Herpes di bibir | Cara Mengatasi Herpes dengan Kunyit | Untuk Info Segera Hubungi Kami HP/WA 081 329 878 999
Cara Mengatasi Herpes
If you have ulcers (or fever blisters), you probably have the herpes simplex virus (it is usually HVS type 1 but it can also be HVS type 2). Here are some more important herpes outbreak triggers that encourage the outbreak of this virus.
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Se Scott mi avesse annunciato di essere un demone del pianeta Herpes giunto sulla Terra per rapirmi, la cosa mi avrebbe sorpreso poco più di quella improvvisa presa di coscienza. Un momento. I demoni arrivano dai pianeti o dall’inferno? E l’aver chiamato il mio demone immaginario come una malattia sessualmente trasmissibile mi avrebbe fatto avere dei crediti extra al mio corso di educazione sanitaria?
Cardeno C. (More Than Everything (Family, #3))
For them, it’s not about the riding; it’s about the bike, and the riding part is simply their way of fondling their possession. They keep their bicycles clean all the time, they fear scratches like they’re herpes, and they don’t ever ride in the rain (or as they call it, “water herpes”) so their bikes won’t get dirty or rusty. They’re like the people who collect toys but don’t remove them from the package so as not to diminish their value, or who swish wine around in their mouths without swallowing it, or who never get around to having actual sex because they’re too into sniffing high-heeled shoes while dressed as Darth Vader. These are not cyclists, they’re bicycle fetishists. In
BikeSnobNYC (Bike Snob: Systematically & Mercilessly Realigning the World of Cycling)
Stigma works like this: Comic makes people with herpes the butt of his joke. Audience laughs. People with herpes see their worst fears affirmed - they are disgusting, broken, unlovable. People without herpes see their worst instincts validated - they are clean, virtuous, better. Everyone agrees that no one wants to fuck someone with herpes. If people with herpes want to object, they have to 1) publicize the fact that they have herpes, and 2) be accused of oversensitivity, of ruining the fun. Instead, they stay quiet and laugh along. The joke does well. So well that maybe the comedian writes another one.
Lindy West (Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman)
The common symptoms of genital herpes that usually arise are small groupings of blisters and wounds; Itching and discomfort; burning when urinating, in cases where the blisters are very close to the urethra and swollen lymph nodes in the crotch.
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