Helium Stock Quotes

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Today’s stock market report: helium was up, feathers were down and paper was stationary.

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Graham Cann (1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of the Funniest, Laugh-Out-Loud Rib-Ticklers (1001 Jokes and Puns))