Hardy Har Har Quotes

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Hardy har har; dickhead. If you would have listened more closely you would have heard that was in fact, your precious commander doing all the screaming.
Kristy Marie (Commander in Briefs (Commander in Briefs, #1))
My phone buzzes, and I shut off YouTube so I can access my messages. Logan: Just found the perfect xmas present for you in Boston. A photo promptly appears, summoning a loud groan from my throat. The asshole sent me a pic of a novelty My Little Pony dildo. Damn thing is bright pink, with rainbow sparkles on the handle. Logan: And it’s rechargeable! U don’t have to buy batteries. THAT’S handy! Me: Hardy-har-har. You = comedian. Then I message Grace: Tell your BF to stop being mean to me. She texts back a smiley face. Traitor.
Elle Kennedy (The Score (Off-Campus, #3))
Tell me this isn't permanent" "No, you have to give me my weapon back at the end." Har-har, hardy-har-har. "I'm talking to Jim." "No, it's not," the angel answered from out of Veck's mouth. "I can get free as easily as I got in." "You sure about that?" "Nope." "Fabulous.
J.R. Ward (Envy (Fallen Angels, #3))
The agricultural and pastoral character of the people upon whom the town depended for its existence was shown by the class of objects displayed in the shop windows. Scythes, reap-hooks, sheep-shears, bill-hooks, spades, mattocks, and hoes at the iron-monger’s; bee-hives, butter-firkins, churns, milking stools and pails, hay-rakes, field-flagons, and seed-lips at the cooper’s; cart-ropes and plough-harness at the saddler’s; carts, wheel-barrows, and mill-gear at the wheelwright’s and machinist’s, horse-embrocations at the chemist’s; at the glover’s and leather-cutter’s, hedging-gloves, thatchers’ knee-caps, ploughmen’s leggings, villagers’ pattens and clogs.
Thomas Hardy (Thomas Hardy: The Complete Novels [Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Jude the Obscure, The Mayor of Casterbridge, Two on a Tower, etc] (Book House))
Dr. Anderson returned with Sam’s discharge paperwork. “I had this made for you,” he said, handing her a card that had a hole punched in it. Nick busted up laughing when he saw what it said. GW E.R. Frequent Flier. “Hardy har har,” Sam said. “Have your laughs, Doc. I help keep you in business.” “That you do, my friend. That you do.
Marie Force (Fatal Invasion (Fatal #13))
Frank said politely, “We came to ask about your car.” “Don’t drive those machines myself,” Mr. Nichols piped up. “I drove a team of horses and did some harness racing.” Mrs. Nichols interrupted proudly, “Boys, I drive the car.” “How do you like your Meteor Special?” Joe asked her. “Rides nice. And it’s fast. I love a speedy car!” Frank and Joe were amused by the couple, but did not smile. “Do a lot of driving?” Frank asked. “Well, shopping downtown, and to church.
Franklin W. Dixon (While the Clock Ticked (Hardy Boys, #11))
Oh, so you like potatoes?” She rolls her eyes again. “Hardy har, farm boy.
Piper Rayne (Countdown to a Kiss (Hockey Hotties, #0.5))