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They laugh. What’s so fucking funny? I want to say. But I don’t. I laugh with them. Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
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Mona Awad (Bunny)
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Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.
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Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1))
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Hua Cheng said woefully, “Gege, although I’m happy you’re so happy, but, is it really that funny?”
Xie Lian hugged his belly. “Of course! Only after having met you did I rediscover that it’s such a simple thing to be happy, hahaha…
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Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù (天官赐福 [Tiān Guān Cì Fú])
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Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.
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Michael Bassey Johnson
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I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?
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Jessica Park (Flat-Out Matt (Flat-Out Love, #1.5))
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This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
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Cole Gibsen (Katana (Katana, #1))
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Gone are those days when love bites were given by partners to express excitement / pleasure. Now love bites are Strategically Planted so that they get noticed by the one with whom your Woman/Man is making out while cheating on you hahaha
Used as “Beware” already sleeping with someone, recently fucked passionately hahaha
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honeya
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Me: I dоn't knоw how to make уоu fоrgіvе mе. Mе: I ароlоgіzеd a thоuѕаnd times. Whаt mоrе dо you wаnt? Ellіе: Actions speak louder than wоmbаtѕ. Ellіе: HAHAHA Wоrdѕ. That wаѕ funny. But I'm ѕtіll rеаllу mad аt уоu.
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BOB JOKER (TEXT FAILS : Super Funny Text Fails, Autocorrect Fails Mishaps on Smartphone! (Vol.2))
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VIP?” Ellie asked. “Ha-ha-ha! I said ‘pee’!
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Cindy Callaghan (Lost in London (mix))
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I’ll say I do! Can I have some of that funny-looking pie?” “Ssshh! Don’t let the Abbot hear you, that’s his new invention, wild cherry and glazed plum gateau with elderflower cream. He’s very proud of it.” “Mmmm, so he should be, tastes marvelous. D’you use paws or a spoon?” “Try using your mouth. Hahaha!
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Brian Jacques (Mattimeo: A Tale from Redwall)
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What could you do in your past life
to come back as a weevil in beans?
Just curious.
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Sahndra Fon Dufe