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Religious Jews believe that all things come from God, as God owns everything. The Tanakh says, “The Lord makes some poor and others rich; he brings some down and lifts others up” (NLT, 1 Samuel 2:7). “The blessing of the LORD brings wealth, and he adds no trouble to it” (NIV, Proverbs 10:22).
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H.W. Charles (The Money Code: Become a Millionaire With the Ancient Jewish Code)
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People are unrealistically optimistic even when the stakes are high. About 50 percent of marriages end in divorce, and this is a statistic most people have heard. But around the time of the ceremony, almost all couples believe that there is approximately a zero percent chance that their marriage will end in divorce—even those who have already been divorced!10 (Second marriage, Samuel Johnson once quipped, “is the triumph of hope over experience.”)
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Richard H. Thaler (Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth, and Happiness)
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The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. —Chinese Proverb
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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Life became art became life when Nick Fury, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., was recast in the image of Samuel L. Jackson, following a scene in The Ultimates in which the character of Fury himself had actually suggested Jackson as the ideal actor to play him, in a Möbius-loop of such self-referential, cross-dimensional complexity, my powers of description fail me.
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Anonymous
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[H]aving heard, or more probably read somewhere, in the days when I thought I would be well advised to educate myself, or amuse myself, or stupefy myself, or kill time, that when a man in a forest thinks he is going forward in a straight line, in reality he is going in a circle, I did my best to go in a circle, hoping in this way to go in a straight line.
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Samuel Beckett (Molloy)
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pay attention to the stories people tell about themselves, which will help you figure out what they stand for and their sense of identity.
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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Every man is in certain respects (a) like all other men, (b) like some other men, (c) like no other man. —Clyde Kluckhohn and Henry A. Murray
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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To be adult means, among other things, to see one’s own life in continuous perspective, both in retrospect and in prospect.
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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[T]hough I never arrived at the perfection I had been so ambitious of obtaining, but fell far short of it, yet I was, by the endeavor, a better and happier man than I otherwise should have been if I had not attempted it.
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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"To whom belongest thou?" 1 Samuel 30:13 No neutralities can exist in religion. We are either ranked under the banner of Prince Immanuel, to serve and fight his battles, or we are vassals of the black prince, Satan. "To whom belongest thou?
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon (Morning and Evening)
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Why, Sir,” reply’d Johnson, “I do not require to become familiar with a Man’s Writings in order to estimate the Superficiality of his Attainments, when he plainly shews it by his Eagerness to mention his own Productions in the first Question he puts to me.
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H.P. Lovecraft (A Reminiscence of Dr. Samuel Johnson)
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I wondered, you know . . . if you wanted to bring the old guy’s stuff in? We’re at the Western Infirmary. Oh, and his name’s Sami-Tom.” “What?” I said. “No, that can’t be right, Raymond. He’s a small, fat, elderly man from Glasgow. There is absolutely no possibility of him being christened Sami-Tom.” I was beginning to develop some serious concerns about Raymond’s mental capacities. “No, no, Eleanor—it’s Sammy as in . . . short for Samuel. Thom as in T-h-o-m.
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Gail Honeyman (Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine)
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He called the challenge of young adulthood “intimacy versus isolation,” which can be met by developing close friendships and an enduring romantic relationship. He called the challenge of middle adulthood “generativity versus self-absorption,” which can be met by parenting, mentorship, and altruistic contributions to the community. He called the challenge of late adulthood “integrity versus despair,” which can be met by finding a way to look back at one’s whole life story with understanding and satisfaction.
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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One Archeology and Decipherment
Two History: Heroes, Kings, and Ensi's
Three Society: The Sumerian City
Four Religion: Theology, Rite, and Myth
Five Literature: The Sumerian Belles-Lettres
Six Education: The Sumerian School
Seven Character: Drives, Motives, and Values
Eight The Legacy of Sumer
APPENDIXES
A. The Origin and Development of the Cuneiform System of Writing
B. The Sumerian Language
C. Votive Inscriptions
D. Sample Date-Formulas
E. Sumerian King List
F. Letters
G. Dit lla's (court decisions)
H. Lipit-Ishtar Law Code
1. Farmers' Almanac
SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY
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Samuel Noah Kramer (The Sumerians: Their History, Culture, and Character)
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February 9 MORNING “And David enquired of the Lord.” — 2 Samuel 5:23 WHEN David made this enquiry he had just fought the Philistines, and gained a signal victory. The Philistines came up in great hosts, but, by the help of God, David had easily put them to flight. Note, however, that when they came a second time, David did not go up to fight them without enquiring of the Lord. Once he had been victorious, and he might have said, as many have in other cases, “I shall be victorious again; I may rest quite sure that if I have conquered once I shall triumph yet again. Wherefore should I tarry to seek at the Lord’s hands?” Not so, David. He had gained one battle by the strength of the Lord; he would not venture upon another until he had ensured the same. He enquired, “Shall I go up against them?” He waited until God’s sign was given. Learn from David to take no step without God. Christian, if thou wouldst know the path of duty, take God for thy compass; if thou wouldst steer thy ship through the dark billows, put the tiller into the hand of the Almighty. Many a rock might be escaped, if we would let our Father take the helm; many a shoal or quicksand we might well avoid, if we would leave to His sovereign will to choose and to command. The Puritan said, “As sure as ever a Christian carves for himself, he’ll cut his own fingers;” this is a great truth. Said another old divine, “He that goes before the cloud of God’s providence goes on a fool’s errand;” and so he does. We must mark God’s providence leading us; and if providence tarries, tarry till providence comes. He who goes before providence, will be very glad to run back again. “I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go,” is God’s promise to His people. Let us, then, take all our perplexities to Him, and say, “Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?” Leave not thy chamber this morning without enquiring of the Lord.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon (Morning and Evening—Classic KJV Edition: A Devotional Classic for Daily Encouragement)
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Our usefulness and happiness depend upon us living near to God, for you well know that God alone can make us useful and happy. If we wish to grow in grace, we must read the Bible much and pray much; and not only read and pray, but act. - Samuel Pond (Sr.)
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Samuel William Pond Jr. (Two Volunteer Missionaries Among the Dakotas; Or, the Story of the Labors of Samuel W. and Gideon H. Pond)
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Olaudah Equiano, The interesting narrative of Olaudah Equiano : or Gustavus Vassa, the African / written by himself; Philip D. Curtin, “Ayuba Suleiman Diallo of Bondu,” in Africa Remembered: Narratives by West Africans From the Era of the Slave Trade, ed. Philip D. Curtin: 17–59; Ivor Wilks, “Salih Bilali of Massina,” ibid., 145–51; H. F. C. Smith et al., “Ali Eisami Gazirmabe of Bornu,” ibid.: 199–216; P. C. Lloyd, “Osifekunde of Ijebu,” ibid.: 217–88; Quobna Ottobah Cugoano, “Narrative of the Enslavement of Ottobah Cugoana, a Native of Africa; Published by Himself in the Year 1787, in Thomas Fisher, The Negro’s Memorial; or, Abolitionist’s Catechism; by an Abolitionist, 120–7; Samuel Moore, Biography of Mahommah G. Baquaqua, a Native of Zoogoo in the Interior of Africa; Nicholas Said, The Autobiography of Nicolas Said, a native of Bornu.
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Sylviane A. Diouf (Dreams of Africa in Alabama: The Slave Ship Clotilda and the Story of the Last Africans Brought to America)
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wish to express my sincerest and most heartfelt thanks to the Jayne Memorial Foundation and its board of trustees, which selected me as the annual lecturer for 1942 to speak on the subject of Sumerian mythology. I also acknowledge my gratitude to the board of managers of the University Museum; to Dr. George C. Vaillant, its director; to Mr. Horace H . F. Jayne, his predecessor; and to Professor Leon Legrain, the curator of its Babylonian section, for their scientific
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Samuel Noah Kramer (Sumerian Mythology)
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You and your contemporaries must never forget that liberty and justice for the individual and all the other democratic principles which have been incorporated into our national life are the fruits of a seven-hundred-year struggle by Western man. You must have the vision and the courage to protect that priceless heritage.
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Samuel H. Golter (The City of Hope (And They Callled it.))
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You of the younger generation, who take over the management of our world, must not hesitate to break with the past and embrace the trends of the future. The worship of tradition is detrimental to progress when it is carried to extremes. In this dynamic era, which marks the birth of a new cycle in our civilization, yesterday's guideposts are not always reliable precedents for tomorrow's action.
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Samuel H. Golter (The City of Hope (And They Callled it.))
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For after all, man is nearest to himself and more concerned with matters pertaining to relationships with his fellow man and the welfare of his immediate prosterity than he is with the ultimate destiny of the human race.
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Samuel H. Golter (The City of Hope (And They Callled it.))
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Lastly, Spurgeon reminds us that piety and devotion to Christ are not preferable alternatives to controversy, but rather that they should - when circumstances demand it - lead to the latter. He was careful to maintain that order. The minister who makes controversy his starting point will soon have a blighted ministry and spirituality will wither away. But controversy which is entered into out of love for God and reverence for His Name, will wrap a man's spirit in peace and joy even when he is fighting in the thickest of battle. The piety which Spurgeon admired was not that of a cloistered pacifism but the spirit of men like William Tyndale and Samuel Rutherford who, while contending for Christ, could rise heavenwards, jeopardizing 'their lives unto the death in the high places of the field'. At the height of his controversies Spurgeon preached some of the most fragrant of all his sermons.
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Iain H. Murray
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Recognizing that backsliding is natural, he committed himself to repeated practice. Recognizing that some virtues, such as humility and order, were particularly hard for him to achieve, he decided to lower his standards and cut himself some slack. The result was a program that was explicit, realistic, and, as he looked back on it, seemingly effective.
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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The timing of this effect of testosterone is crucial. If it comes too late in fetal development, the key neurons in the hypothalamus are already dead, and the brain is set on an irreversible female course. Other regulators of neuronal death may also have decisive behavioral effects, but none is as obvious as testosterone.
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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To be adult means, among other things, to see one’s own life in continuous perspective, both in retrospect and in prospect. By accepting some definition of who he is, usually on the basis of a function in an economy, a place in the sequence of generations, and a status in the structure of society, the adult is able to selectively reconstruct his past in such a way that, step by step, it seems to have planned him, or better, he seems to have planned it. In this sense, psychologically we do choose our parents, our family history, and the history of our kings, heroes, and gods. By making them our own, we maneuver ourselves into the inner position of proprietors, of creators.”12
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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I have known strong minds, with imposing, undoubting, Cobbett-like manners; but I have never met a great mind of this sort. The truth is, a great mind must be androgynous.” —SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
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Daniel H. Pink (A Whole New Mind: Why Right-Brainers Will Rule the Future)
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Originally, the term “prophet” was applied to individuals who provided significant military and judicial leadership—for example, Moses (Deuteronomy 18:15) and Deborah (Judges 4:4). It was also used of persons who had ecstatic experiences of contact with God (Numbers 11:24–29; 1 Samuel 19:20–24; 2 Kings 3:15) and of individuals who were protected by God in some special way (Abraham, Genesis 20:7; see also Psalm 105:15).
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Henry H. Halley (Halley's Bible Handbook with the New International Version)
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The two ways of thinking “I’m right” are also fairly easy to tell apart. Compulsives consider themselves competent and committed to excellence. They consider others to be self-indulgent slackers who should work harder and follow the rules. Paranoids may be even more self-righteous. But they also feel misunderstood, despite what they consider to be their noble intentions. Instead of dismissing others as irresponsible, they are wary of them as malicious antagonists. The three ways of thinking “I’m vulnerable” each include a particular version of the belief “I’m not good enough” and can also be distinguished by their very different views of others. Avoidants are particularly concerned that others see through them, recognize their ineptness, and are eager to put them down. To prevent embarrassment, they keep a low profile. Dependents also feel inept but are not ashamed to reach out to people who may take care of them. Borderlines, the most flagrantly troublesome, have an unstable view both of themselves and of others. They are acutely aware of their limitations but also cling to the belief that they are adored. They swing between a positive view of people they become attached to, whom they consider loving and perfect, and the negative view that they are in constant danger of being betrayed and abandoned by them.
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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(Second marriage, Samuel Johnson once quipped, “is the triumph of hope over experience.”)
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Richard H. Thaler (Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth, and Happiness)
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So he is. So that faint uneasiness lost. That faint hope. To one with so few occasions to feel. So inapt to feel. Asking nothing better in so far as he can ask anything than to feel nothing. Is it desirable? No. Would he gain thereby in companionability? No. Then let him not be named H. Let him be again as he was. The hearer. Unnamable. You.
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Samuel Beckett (Nohow On: Company, Ill Seen Ill Said, and Worstward Ho)
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And let it be when thou hearest the sound of a going in the tops of the mulberry trees, that then thou shalt bestir thyself: for then shall the LORD go out before thee, to smite the host of the Philistines.” 2 Samuel 5:24 THERE are signs of the Lord’s moving which should move us. The Spirit of God blows where he listeth, and we hear the sound thereof. Then is the time for us to be more than ever astir. We must seize the golden opportunity, and make the most we can of it. It is ours to fight the Philistines at all times; but when the Lord himself goes out before us, then we should be specially valiant in the war. The breeze stirred the tops of the trees, and David and his men took this for the signal for an onslaught, and at their advance the Lord, himself, smote the Philistines. Oh, that this day the Lord may give us an opening to speak for him with many of our friends! Let us be on the watch to avail ourselves of the hopeful opening when it comes. Who knows but this may be a day of good tidings; a season of soul-winning. Let us keep our ear open to hear the rustle of the wind, and our minds ready to obey the signal. Is not this promise “then shall the Lord go out before thee,” a sufficient encouragement to play the man? Since the Lord goes before us, we dare not hold back.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon (The Chequebook of the Bank of Faith: Precious Promises Arranged for Daily Use with Brief Comments)
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Can we learn a technique to make our own descriptions of people more incisive and complete?
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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To whom belongest thou? - 1Samuel 30:13 No neutralities can exist in religion. We are either ranked under the banner of Prince Immanuel, to serve and fight His battles, or we are vassals of the black prince, Satan. "To whom belongest thou?
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon (Morning and Evening Daily Devotions with Charles Spurgeon Book (Annotated))
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March 2 MORNING “But all the Israelites went down to the Philistines, to sharpen every man his share, and his coulter, and his ax, and his mattock.” — 1 Samuel 13:20 WE are engaged in a great war with the Philistines of evil. Every weapon within our reach must be used. Preaching, teaching, praying, giving, all must be brought into action, and talents which have been thought too mean for service, must now be employed. Coulter, and axe, and mattock, may all be useful in slaying Philistines; rough tools may deal hard blows, and killing need not be elegantly done, so long as it is done effectually. Each moment of time, in season or out of season; each fragment of ability, educated or untutored; each opportunity, favourable or unfavourable, must be used, for our foes are many and our force but slender. Most of our tools want sharpening; we need quickness of perception, tact, energy, promptness, in a word, complete adaptation for the Lord’s work. Practical common sense is a very scarce thing among the conductors of Christian enterprises. We might learn from our enemies if we would, and so make the Philistines sharpen our weapons. This morning let us note enough to sharpen our zeal during this day by the aid of the Holy Spirit. See the energy of the Papists, how they compass sea and land to make one proselyte, are they to monopolize all the earnestness? Mark the heathen devotees, what tortures they endure in the service of their idols! are they alone to exhibit patience and self-sacrifice? Observe the prince of darkness, how persevering in his endeavours, how unabashed in his attempts, how daring in his plans, how thoughtful in his plots, how energetic in all! The devils are united as one man in their infamous rebellion, while we believers in Jesus are divided in our service of God, and scarcely ever work with unanimity. O that from Satan’s infernal industry we may learn to go about like good Samaritans, seeking whom we may bless!
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon (Morning and Evening—Classic KJV Edition: A Devotional Classic for Daily Encouragement)
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You have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something—your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever.” The
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life .... And, most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.” These
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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we are becoming more, not less, alike ....
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Samuel H. Barondes (Making Sense of People: Decoding the Mysteries of Personality (FT Press Science))
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Nuremberg war crimes trials of the surviving leaders of the National Socialist regime. During the trial, one defense that many of the accused articulated was that everything done on their orders had been directly or indirectly sanctioned by the German state. The law was the law, and the moral rightness or wrongness of the law was consequently not relevant. The prosecution responded by maintaining that while this may have been the case, such actions were not only rendered illegal by international law, but were called into question by strong Western legal philosophical traditions which emphasized that there are indeed universal laws which no positive law (no matter how firmly sanctioned by the state) can annul. The chief Nuremberg prosecutor, Justice Robert H. Jackson (a Justice of the United States Supreme Court and a firm believer in natural law), contended that the International Military Tribunal sought to “[rise] above the provincial and transient and [sought] guidance not only from international law but also from the basic principles of jurisprudence which are assumptions of civilization and which long have found embodiment in the codes of all nations” (Jackson, 1947: part 2, 29).
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Samuel Gregg (The Essential Natural Law (Essential Scholars))
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Diu æstuanti commodum succurrebat, quod olim ab erudito apud nostrates viro audiveram, T e u t o n i c o s h o m i n e s i n s a t i a b i l e s c r i b e n d i c a c oe t h es t e n e r e : verum paucissimis datum aliquid producere , quod inventionis acumine , aut genii lepore politi applausum seculi possit provocare. Ne tamen perituræ parcatur chartæ, pleramque turbam petitas passim particulas in unam compingere massam , vix uspiam adspersa judicii mica.
Nec plagii apud ipsos habere crimen , aliorum opera paucis interpolata locis pro novis venditare. Aliquos denique sibi locum inter autores deberi credere, quod diffusius aliquod scriptum in compendium, aut, si Diis placet , in tabellas, memoriæ , an stupiditati juvandæ ? redegerint.
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Samuel von Pufendorf (Severini De Monzambano Veronensis De Statu Imperii Germanici Ad Laelium Fratrem Dominum Trezolani: Liber Unus)
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The worse thing that can happen to any of us is to have a path that’s made too smooth. One of the greatest blessings the Lord ever gave us was a cross. —Charles H. Spurgeon
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Samuel R. Chand (Leadership Pain: The Classroom for Growth)
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old saying “if you bring me a problem – bring me a fix.
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Samuel Goodman (Safety Sucks!: The Bull $H!# in the Safety Profession They Don’t Tell You About.)
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Change came on May 24, 1844, when Samuel Morse sent four words down a wire: “What hath God wrought?
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Peter H. Diamandis (The Future Is Faster Than You Think: How Converging Technologies Are Transforming Business, Industries, and Our Lives (Exponential Technology Series))
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Few records exist to establish a definitive date as to when the first ships were built in the Piscataqua region. Fishing vessels were probably constructed as early as 1623, when the first fishermen settled in the area. Many undoubtedly boasted a skilled shipwright who taught the fishermen how to build “great shallops”as well as lesser craft. In 1631 a man named Edward Godfrie directed the fisheries at Pannaway. His operation included six large shallops, five fishing boats, and thirteen skiffs, the shallops essentially open boats that included several pairs of oars, a mast, and lug sail, and which later sported enclosed decks.5 Records do survive of the very first ship built by English settlers in the New World. In 1607, at the mouth of the Kennebec River in Maine, the Plymouth Company erected a short-lived fishing settlement. A London shipwright named Digby organized some settlers to construct a small vessel with which to return them home to England, as they were homesick and disenchanted with the New England winters. The small craft was named, characteristically, the Virginia. She was evidently a two-master and weighed about thirty tons, and she transported furs, salted cod, and tobacco for twenty years between various ports along the Maine coast, Plymouth, Jamestown, and England. She is believed to have wrecked somewhere along the coast of Ireland.6 By the middle of the seventeenth century, shipbuilding was firmly established as an independent industry in New England. Maine, with its long coastline and abundant forests, eventually overtook even Massachusetts as the shipbuilding capital of North America. Its most western town, Kittery, hovered above the Piscataqua. For many years the towns of Kittery and Portsmouth, and upriver enclaves like Exeter, Newmarket, Durham, Dover, and South Berwick, rivaled Bath and Brunswick, Maine, as shipbuilding centers, with numerous shipyards, blacksmith shops, sawmills, and wharves. Portsmouth's deep harbor, proximity to upriver lumber, scarcity of fog, and seven feet of tide made it an ideal location for building large vessels. During colonial times, the master carpenters of England were so concerned about competition they eventually petitioned Parliament to discourage shipbuilding in Portsmouth.7 One of the early Piscataqua shipwrights was Robert Cutts, who used African American slaves to build fishing smacks at Crooked Lane in Kittery in the 1650s. Another was William Pepperell, who moved from the Isle of Shoals to Kittery in 1680, where he amassed a fortune in the shipbuilding, fishing, and lumber trades. John Bray built ships in front of the Pepperell mansion as early as 1660, and Samuel Winkley owned a yard that lasted for three generations.8 In 1690, the first warship in America was launched from a small island in the Piscataqua River, situated halfway between Kittery and Portsmouth. The island's name was Rising Castle, and it was the launching pad for a 637-ton frigate called the Falkland. The Falkland bore fifty-four guns, and she sailed until 1768 as a regular line-of-battle ship. The selection of Piscataqua as the site of English naval ship construction may have been instigated by the Earl of Bellomont, who wrote that the harbor would grow wealthy if it supplemented its export of ship masts with “the building of great ships for H.M. Navy.”9 The earl's words underscore the fact that, prior to the American Revolution, Piscataqua's largest source of maritime revenue came from the masts and spars it supplied to Her Majesty's ships. The white oak and white pine used for these building blocks grew to heights of two hundred feet and weighed upward of twenty tons. England depended on this lumber during the Dutch Wars of the
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Peter Kurtz (Bluejackets in the Blubber Room: A Biography of the William Badger, 1828-1865)
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But really, there are only two kinds of people in this world, Samuel Teague. And it's not rich and poor, black and white, Jew and Muslim. It's the Kind and the Unkind. The Unkind are resentful at the contentment of the Kind, and there's a constant state of war between the two, a war of persuasion. And when the Kind become Unkind, they lose their divinity and their humanity, they lose their identity, their Christ, and they become the Unkind, and the Unkind win." A cardinal
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C.H. Lawler (The Saints of Lost Things)
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I neither wish to split hairs nor nits pick.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Gay jockeys are fruit of the loom.
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Martin H. Samuel
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In my day, a social networking tool was a tennis racquet.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Icarus first said, “Flying is for the birds.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Stress brings on distress so, to avoid the latter, dispense with the former.
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Martin H. Samuel
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You're never too old to be young.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Was Freud Jung at heart?
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Martin H. Samuel
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All the hot air expended by politicians discussing global warming only exacerbates the problem.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Should you wish to self-defenestrate ASAP, take the first window of opportunity.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Childbirth is a labor of love.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Child discipline is heir conditioning.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Sir Walter Raleigh introduced potatoes to England.
His was the face that launched 1,000 chips.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Carrots are good for the eyes, it only hurts when you put them in.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Would a broke cowboy be saddled with a nag?
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Martin H. Samuel
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White man speak with forked tongue as, all the better to speak out of both sides of his mouth.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Well-heeled women wear Louis Vuitton.
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Martin H. Samuel
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As 'the pen is mightier than the sword', would an unsuccessful Japanese author commit seppuku with his pen?
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Martin H. Samuel
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, the correct aphorism should be, 'Live by the sword, die by the pen’.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Shakespeare was well-versed in poetry.
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Martin H. Samuel
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I do so enjoy eating outdoors dining al fresco but it's no picnic with all these mosquitoes.
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Martin H. Samuel
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I erred, therefore I am… to paraphrase Alexander Pope and René Descartes.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Comparing his early and later work, Michael Jackson certainly put a different complexion on things.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Some say, "Imitation is the best form of flattery" and I say, "Nay, it's the worst form of stealing.
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Martin H. Samuel
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My dog has fleas and it ticks me off.
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Martin H. Samuel
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In the U.S., a woman is known as a 'broad' and, when there, I'm more broad-minded.
In the U.K., a woman is known as a 'bird' and, when there, I'm an eagle-eyed if not avid avian attendee, in fact, quite the ornithologist.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Frank Sinatra proved he was an ornithologist when he sang, "Egrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Whomever coined the phrase, 'A penny for your thoughts', also phrased a coin.
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Martin H. Samuel
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It's appalling but, working in a mortuary is a grave undertaking.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Do jugglers ever tire of throwing up?
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Martin H. Samuel
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Do radio broadcasters work in the transmissionary position?
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Martin H. Samuel
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Whomever invented the light bulb had a bright idea.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Technically speaking, an electrician should know watts what as well as what's watt.
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Martin H. Samuel
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What is the yardstick of your success?
I measure mine in happiness.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Christmas comes but once a year... and you can thank Christ for that!
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Martin H. Samuel
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Does the Pope have an altar ego?
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Martin H. Samuel
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Does the Pope have mass appeal?
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Martin H. Samuel
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Complacency breeds contempt, it also breeds tragedy.
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Martin H. Samuel
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The main cause of divorce is marriage.
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Martin H. Samuel
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I do like the sound of the name, 'Big Ben'... it has a certain ring to it.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Some say, "Never say 'never'" however, they just said it twice.
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Martin H. Samuel
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I really don’t render a rodent's rectum that you couldn't give a rat's ass!
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Martin H. Samuel
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
That's one small step for a Rhode Island Red, one giant leap for poultry.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Your cat did not say, “Meow! Meow!”, it actually said, “Me now! Me now!
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Martin H. Samuel
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Can an emu emulate?
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Martin H. Samuel
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Not laughing but, some funny-looking hyenas were spotted on the Serengeti.
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Martin H. Samuel
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My brain has a mind of its own.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Passion creates art from the heart, precision makes fakes.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Yet another opportunity for me to put a bullet in my foot.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Pre-marriage, she was on her back... post-marriage, she was on his.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Pehaps 'The Friendly Skies' are on a parallel plane.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Do jailbirds have the courage of their convictions?
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Martin H. Samuel
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In Cyrano de Bergerac’s quest for Roxane, he was beaten by a nose.
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Martin H. Samuel
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While seated, I single-handedly, but with the sound of two hands clapping, gave him a standing ovation.
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Martin H. Samuel
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Excuse me for speaking while you're interrupting.
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Martin H. Samuel
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No longer water under the bridge, it's now water over the weir.
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Martin H. Samuel
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No gnus is good gnus, unless you are agnother gnu.
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Martin H. Samuel