Greyhound Funny Quotes

Don't get me wrong. Sacramento is a lovely place, particularly for those with a fondness for methamphetamines. For the meth-addled, Sacramento had conveniently placed a Greyhound bus station just yards from the statehouse where Austria's finest was sworn in as governor of the great state of California.

Reginald gave a delicate shiver, such as an Italian greyhound might give in contemplating the approach of an ice age of which he personally disapproved, and resigned himself to the inevitable political discussion.

When you’ve been taught by herbivore! How do you take a picture of someone’s shoes? Select foot or-toe-focus! Why did the girl visit the fancy dress shop? Because she’d heard that’s where the bigwigs hang out! Why can’t greyhounds concentrate in meetings? By the time you ask them a question they’re miles away!