Gnome Holiday Quotes

noticed that he had small hands and, worse again, small feet. You could barely see his shoes under the cuffs of his trousers. I hated men with small hands and feet. It made them seem very unmanly, like imps or gnomes.

~*~*~ Summer Holidays: The Mystery of Smugglers Cove The Mystery of the Missing Money The Mystery of the Missing Gnomes The Mystery of Adventure Island The Mystery of the Mysterious Man The Mystery of the Strange Notebook The Mystery of Hidden Valley

Can Axeel convince her to let Daddy Gnome deck her halls with his balls?

I brought Gideon, the Christmas gnome that Jasper bought me at the tree farm craft market, as my emotional support gnome and sat him on the table beside me. When I sense people attempting to come up to talk to me, I start feeding Gideon cake and that seems to keep them from stopping.