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Interesting confusions: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don’t birds fall off trees when they sleep? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? Why does round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?” -- Unknown
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Saeed Sikiru (Funny Quotes: 560 Humorous Sayings that Will Keep You Laughing Even After Reading Them)
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Yesterday, a plumber's wife asked him to pass her lipstick but he passed her a glue stick instead by mistake. She still isn't talking to him.
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Chester Croker (Plumbers Jokes: Funny Plumbing Jokes, Puns and Stories)