Gage Humor Quotes

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I looked down at the brochure nearest me."We're going to Nigeria," I threatened. "I hope you like elephant polo." -Liberty Jones
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Lisa Kleypas (Sugar Daddy (Travises, #1))
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The more thou search, the more thou shall marvel.
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COMPTON GAGE
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Gage wants to know more about his neighbor, Miss Dupree the one who keeps getting undressed at night with the curtains open and the lights on.In mock horror,Parker swung in his chair. Hey! you and Ashley are Gage's neighbors!
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Richie Tankersley Cusick (Walk of the Spirits (Walk, #1))
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If one million of you give assent to the one thousand who participate in the murder of a child, then one million of you are a million times guilty.
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Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better.
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The harder you search the more troubled you become.
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No crime is a means to an end. No crime can be rationalized.
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Thy heart had gone too far in this world, and think thou to comprehend the way of the most High?
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Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.
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As for you, you're unwise: how may you then speak of these things whereof thou ask you?
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They that be born in the strength of youth are of one fashion, and they that are born in the time of age, when the womb fail, are otherwise.
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Faith is the substance of things hoped for, evidence of things not seen.
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Iniquity shall be increased above that which now thou see, or that thou hast heard long ago.
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The land, that thou see now to have root, shall thou see wasted suddenly.
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Go thy way, and tell my people, the people of thy Lord God what manner of things, and how great wonders of the Lord thy God, thou hast seen.
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From the beginning, look, what thou desires to see, it shall be shew thee.
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An extreme fearfulness moves through all your body, and your mind is troubled more.
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If one thousand of you participate in the murder of one child, then one thousand of you are a thousand times guilty.
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Weigh thou therefore their wickedness now in the balance, and theirs also that dwell the world; and so shall thy name no where be found anymore.
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Hear me, and I will instruct thee; hearken to the thing that I say, and I shall tell thee more.
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In the grave the chambers of souls are like the womb of a woman: For like as a woman that travails make haste to escape the necessity of the travail: even so do these places haste to deliver those things that are committed unto them.
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The greatest futility! says the congregator, "The greatest futility! Everything is futile!" What does a person gain from all his hard work- At which he toils under the sun? A generation goes and another cometh forth, but the earth remains the same.
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These be they that have put off the mortal clothing, and put on the immortal, and have confessed the name of God: now are they crowned, and receive palms.
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We pass away out of the world as grasshoppers, and our life is astonishment and fear, and we are not worthy to obtain mercy.
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Go thy way to a woman with child, and ask of her when she had fulfilled her nine months, if her womb may keep the birth any longer within her.
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As thou know not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou know not the works of what makes all.
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In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou know not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both shall be alike good.
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Go thy way, weigh me the weight of the fire, or measure me the blast of the wind, or call me again the day that is past.
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What man is able to do that, that thou should ask such things of me?
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Verily it is a foolish thought that they both have devised, for the ground is given unto the wood, and the sea also had its place to bear its floods.
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What will he then do unto his name whereby we are called? ...of these things have I asked.
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Thou hast given a right judgment, but why judge thou not thyself also?
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It were better that we were not at all, than that we should live still in wickedness, and to suffer, and not to know wherefore.
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Wherefore the present age is given up as a reproach to the heathen, and for what cause the people whom thou hast loved is given over unto ungodly nations?!
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As concerning the things whereof thou asked me, I will tell thee; for the evil is sown, but the destruction thereof is not yet come.
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If I have found favor in thy sight, and if it be possible, and if I be meet therefore, shew me then whether there be more to come than is past, or more past than is to come.
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If the most High grant thee to live, thou shall see after the third trumpet that the sun shall suddenly shine again in the night, and the moon thrice in the day:
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The Sodomy sea shall cast out fish, and make a noise in the night, which many have not known: but they shall all hear the voice thereof.
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One land also shall ask another, and say, β€˜Is righteousness that makes a man righteous gone through thee?’ And it shall say, β€˜No.
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Thou art sore troubled in mind for the people in the world’s sake: loves thou that people better than he that made them?
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You do not love me; you love my success!
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Do not thou hasten above the most Highest: for thy haste is in vain to be above him, for thou hast much exceeded.
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Salt waters shall be found in the sweet, and all friends shall destroy one another; then shall wit hide itself, and understanding withdraw itself into his secret chamber-
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At the same time shall men hope, but nothing obtain: they shall labor, but their ways shall not prosper.
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Why the law of our forefathers are brought to nought, and the written covenants come to none effect-
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The world hast fast to pass away- And cannot comprehend the things that are promised to the righteous in time to come: for this world is full of unrighteousness and infirmities.
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If therefore that which is sown be not turned upside down, and if the place where the evil is sown passes not away, then cannot it come that is sown with good?
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How, and when shall these things come to pass? wherefore are our years few and evil?
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He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
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After seven days of fasten so it was, that the thoughts of my heart were very grievous unto me- and my soul recovered the spirit of understanding.
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Seeing thou hast now given me the way, I will proceed to speak before thee: for our mother, of whom thou hast told me that she is young, draw now nigh unto age.
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I beseech thee, O Lord, let me have understanding: For it was not my mind to be curious of the high things, but of such as pass by us daily.
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To shew thee such tokens I have leave; and if thou wilt pray again, and weep as now, and fast even days, thou shall hear yet greater things.
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Like as thou canst do none of these things that I have spoken of, even so canst thou not find out my judgment, or in the end the love that I have promised unto my people.
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I will liken my judgment unto a ring: like as there is no slackness of the last, even so there is no swiftness of the first.
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Could thou not make those that have been made, and be now, and that are for to come, at once; that thou might shew thy judgement the sooner?
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Blood shall drop out of wood, and the stone shall give his voice, and the people shall be troubled:
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Behold, O Lord, yet art thou nigh unto them that be reserved till the end: and what shall they do that have been before me, or we that be now, or they that shall come after us?
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Like as a young child may not bring forth the things that belong to the aged, even so have I disposed the world which I created.
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O Lord that bear rule, who may know these things, but he that had not his dwelling with men?
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Hear about the hidden time. Some think the hidden time is yet to come. The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension.
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We have the power to move mountain, if we have faith that the mountain can be moved.
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The more thou search, the more thou shall marvel; for the world hast fast to pass away-
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Stand up upon the right side, and I shall expound the similitude unto thee.
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As for the tokens whereof thou ask me, I may tell thee of them in part: but as touching thy life, I am not sent to shew thee.
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The creature may not haste above the maker; neither may the world hold them at once that shall be created therein.
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Gage was crawling in the grass, examining bugs, perhaps even eating a few; Gage was not particular where his protein came from.
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Stephen King (Pet Sematary)
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Ask the womb of a woman, and say unto her, If thou bring forth children, why dost thou it not together, but one after another? pray her therefore to bring forth ten children at once.
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There shall be confusion also in many places, and the fire shall be oft sent out again, and the wild beasts shall change their places, and menstruate women shall bring forth monsters:
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Did not the souls also of the righteous ask question of these things in their chambers, saying, "How long shall I hope on this fashion?" when cometh the fruit of the floor of our reward?
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And yet their reward appear not, and their labor had no fruit: for I have gone here and there through the heathen, and I see that they flow in wealth, and think not upon thy commandments.
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Consider with thyself; as the rain is more than the drops, and as the fire is greater than the smoke; but the drops and the smoke remain behind: so the quantity which is past did more exceed.
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I meant the house behind him clutching his chest, Parker gasped. Gage! you pervert! That's Mrs. Falconi-she's ninety-six years old! Clearing her throat,Miss Dupree struggled to keep her own amusement in check. Thank you Roo,for that fascinating bit of information. And should any of us a pervert lurking outside our windows tonight, We can all rest easily now,Knowing it's only Gage.
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Richie Tankersley Cusick (Walk of the Spirits (Walk, #1))
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Ponder now by thyself, how great fruit of wickedness the grain of evil seed had brought forth. And when the ears shall be cut down, which are without number, how great a floor shall they fill?
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O Lord that bear rule, even we all are full of impiety. And for our sakes peradventure it is that the floors of the righteous are not filled, because of the sins of them that dwell upon the earth.
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When was it that they who dwell upon the earth have not sinned in thy sight? or what people have so kept thy commandments? Thou shall find that you all by name had kept thy precepts; but not the heathen.
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The grain of evil seed had been sown in the heart of Adam from the beginning, and how much ungodliness had it brought up unto this time? and how much shall it yet bring forth until the time of threshing come?
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Nevertheless now have I asked thee but only of the fire and wind, and of the day where-through thou hast passed, and of things from which thou canst not be separated, and yet canst thou give me no answer of them.
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Ellie began to arrive home laden with Halloween decorations she had made at school and entertained Gage with the story of the Headless Horseman. Gage spent that evening babbling happily about somebody named Itchybod Brain.
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Stephen King (Pet Sematary)
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As thou hast said unto thy servant, that thou, which gives life to all, hast given life at once to the creature that thou hast created, and the creature bare it: even so it might now also bear them that now be present at once.
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Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man live many years, and rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days of darkness; for they shall be many. And all that cometh is vanity.
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Thine own things, and such as are grown up with thee, canst thou not know; How should thy vessel then be able to comprehend the way of the Highest, and, the world being now outwardly corrupted to understand the corruption that is evident in my sight?
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I’m cheerful because the alternative is to see obstacles everywhere and expect people will hurt you. I choose to live in full color. I choose to say hey there to the hotties, fuck off to the haters, tell lovers how I want it, and people how it shall be.
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Kate Meader (Melting Point (Hot in Chicago, #1.5))
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For like as the ground is given unto the wood, and the sea to his floods: even so they that dwell upon the earth may understand nothing but that which is upon the earth: and he that dwell above the heavens may only understand the things that are above the height of the heavens.
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Number me the things that are not yet come- gather me together the dross that are scattered abroad- make me the flowers green again that are withered- Open me the places that are closed, and bring me forth the winds that in them are shut up- shew me the image of a voice: and then I will declare to thee the thing that thou labor to know.
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If I should ask thee how great dwellings are in the midst of the sea, or how many springs are in the beginning of the deep, or how many springs are above the firmament, or which are the outgoings of paradise: Peradventure thou would say unto me, β€˜I never went down into the deep, nor as yet into hell, neither did I ever climb up into heaven.
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There are seven occult kingdoms in the universe, which are the kingdoms of Satan and the fallen angels. There are various planes, zones, realms and centers as well as deities, gods and lords. The Five Cosmic Seals (occult levels) are the universal summary of the 400,000 categories of occult initiations, powers and demons (Astrometaphysical Operations). There are male and female, neuter and mermaid spirits (demons or Cosmic Forces).
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COMPTON GAGE (Devil's Inception)
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There are occult Esoteric Metaphysics (the secret and most confidential aspect of occult teachings) and Mystical Sciences practiced by mystical adepts, Living Grand Masters. This is the cosmological verdict of the Order of Astral and Terrestrial Hierarchy universal occult recognition. Exoteric is public occult teachings. An Adept uses the Technique of the Master. Hell is called After-Life-Hallucination. There are entities, spirits, demons, demi-gods, Archangels and other names for evil beings. A Guru is a spiritual Master.
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COMPTON GAGE (Devil's Inception)
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I went into a forest into a plain, and the trees took counsel- And said, Come, let us go and make war against the sea that it may depart away before us, and that we may make us more woods. The floods of the sea also in like manner took counsel, and said, Come, let us go up and subdue the woods of the plain, that there also we may make us another country. The thought of the wood was in vain, for the fire came and consumed it. The thought of the floods of the sea came likewise to nought, for the sand stood up and stopped them. If thou wart judge now betwixt these two, whom would thou begin to justify? or whom would thou condemn?
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So Travis must have been one of her informants, except he didn’t know it.” Miranda picked up the probably scenario. β€œAnd when he found out, he felt betrayed for himself and the Confederate army.” β€œAnd he wouldn’t have had a choice, really.” Gage’s expression was troubled. β€œHe knew he’d have to turn her in. He knew she’d have to be executed…” Nodding at Gage, Ashley lowered her voice. β€œSo he gave Ellena the choice.” β€œSome choice.” Parker grinned. β€œEither I kill you, or you kill you.” Despite Parker’s twisted attempt at humor, a heavy silence settled over the group. At last Etienne cleared his throat. β€œSo Travis, I guess he musta loved her, yeah? To give her a way out like that?” β€œI can’t even imagine.” Ashley fixed Etienne with a sorrowful gaze. β€œThe fear she would have felt…the shame and humiliation--” β€œBut he let her die with some dignity. You gotta give him that.” β€œAnd then he burned down the opera house,” Miranda whispered. β€œHe burned down the Rose.” Ashley’s gaze misted over. β€œBoth Roses. He destroyed both Roses.” For a long moment, they all seemed lost in their own thoughts. Then Parker spoke up. β€œYeah.” Tilting his chair back, he winked at Gage and Etienne. β€œThat’s the way to a girl’s heart, all right. Give her poison, then burn down her house.” Roo’s stare was openly curious. β€œTell us the truth, Parker. Are you really just a changeling in human form?
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Richie Tankersley Cusick (Walk of the Spirits (Walk, #1))
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Carrington was busy spreading a thick layer of glue on the last of three strips of wood that would be joined and fastened to the top edge of the skiff as a gunnel. I had to smile at the sight of Gage crouched beside her, murmuring instructions, holding back one of the braids that threatened to drag through the glue. β€œ. . . and then at recess,” the girl said, squeezing a huge bottle of wood glue with both hands, β€œCaleb wouldn’t let anyone else play with the basketball, so Katie and I went and told the teacher—” β€œGood for you,” Gage said. β€œHere, put more glue on the edge. Better to use too much than not enough.” β€œLike this?” β€œPerfect.” β€œAnd then,” Carrington continued, β€œthe teacher said it was someone else’s turn to play with the ball, and she made Caleb write an essay about sharing and cooperation.” β€œDid that fix him?” Jack asked. β€œNo,” came Carrington’s disgusted reply. β€œHe’s still the terriblest boy you could ever meet.” β€œThey all are, honey,” Jack said. β€œI told him you were going to take me fishing,” Carrington went on indignantly, β€œand you know what he said?” β€œThat girls aren’t good at fishing?” Jack guessed. β€œHow did you know?” she asked in amazement. β€œBecause I was a terrible boy once, and that’s probably what I would have said. But I’d have been dead wrong. Girls are great at fishing.” β€œAre you sure about that, Uncle Jack?” β€œOf course Iβ€” wait a minute.” Together Jack and Gage lifted the assembled wood strips and fit them to the edge of the boat. β€œSweetheart,” Gage murmured to Carrington, β€œbring that bucket of clamps over here.” Carefully he placed clamps along the gunnel, pausing to adjust the wood strips when necessary. β€œWhat were you saying, Uncle Jack?” Carrington pressed, handing him some paper towels to wipe up dripping glue. β€œI was about to ask you: Who is the fishing expert in this family?” β€œYou.” β€œThat’s right. And who’s the expert on women?” β€œUncle Joe,” she said, giggling. β€œJoe?” he asked in feigned outrage. β€œHumor him, Carrington,” Gage said. β€œOtherwise we’ll be here all day.” β€œYou’re the expert on women,” Carrington told Jack promptly. β€œThat’s right. And I’m here to tell you, some of the best anglers in the world are women.” β€œHow come?” β€œThey’re more patient, and they don’t give up easy. They tend to fish an area more thoroughly. And women can always find the spot with the hidden boulders or underwater weeds where fish are hiding. Men, we just look right past those spots, but women always find ’em.” As Jack spoke, Carrington caught sight of me in the doorway, and she threw me a grin. β€œAre you gonna take Miss Ella fishing?” she asked Jack, who had picked up a Japanese saw and was cutting off the protruding end of the gunnel at an angle. β€œIf she wants to,” he said. β€œIs she gonna catch you, Uncle Jack?” Carrington asked slyly. β€œShe already did, darlin’.
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Lisa Kleypas (Smooth Talking Stranger (Travises, #3))
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Slightly higher density polarized negative entities", regardless of their actual metaphoric names. What's in a name... a rose still has thorns!
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COMPTON GAGE (Devil's Inception)
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Secret glances are shared by those on the "inside" or esoteric "inner circle", who have literally gone into many lower frequencies simultaneously. This is the "secret glance" of love, which allows the higher to operate in the lower; to "save" those worlds in order to correct the impending takeover of the "Devil and his demons", a metaphor for light and dark "battles" raging today.
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COMPTON GAGE (Devil's Inception)
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The "inner circle of humanity" recognizes others through frequency, regardless of walk of life or "positioning in the astral". This is an operation run invisibly from Outside the astral. Going Home represents the final shift to one's true spiritual families of light, in all dimensions of harmonics; higher vibrations/love in unity consciousness, above, below and literally "everywhere and everynow".
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COMPTON GAGE (Devil's Inception)
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Seals: The Five Cosmic Seals are five occult Level 333, 666, 999, 1330 and 003 operating 400,000 minuet mystical degrees.
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First Cosmic Seal: (Devic Seal 333) One who has received this Cosmic Seal is empowered to control not less than 40,000 spirits.
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Third Cosmic Seal: (Shiva Seal 999 - Seal Destruction) One who has received this Cosmic Seal is empowered to control not less than 2,500,000 spirits which depends on the mastership of one's occult and psychic projections. Women are generally kept at this level with a few women exceeding this level.
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COMPTON GAGE (Devil's Inception)
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Set as higher dimensional beings walking the earth today, who must INcarnate (there is no REincarnation if there is no time. Exception: descending spirals which crystallize in lower frequencies) to live in the various dream worlds (this one included) with the final "kick"/baptism by water, pulling up ALL the densities/dimensions through LOVE.
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COMPTON GAGE (Devil's Inception)
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Darcy had been punched in the gut plenty, but never had he been nearly doubled over by the sight of a woman. Malina came out of Edmund and Fran’s bedroom dressed in his mother’s finest gown, which he’d plucked from the wardrobe up at Fraineach after deciding with no small amount of self-flagellation that he’d go through with Aodhan’s plan. The gown draped her from shoulder to floor in forest-green velvet. Gold ribbon wrapped her just below her bosom in a high waistline that hid the gentle swell of her belly. Ivory silk covered her arms and graced her neckline, which was low and so tight her creamy bosom pressed at the silk as if impatient to burst free. She cleared her throat and he realized he’d been staring at that low neckline and the bounty it tried in vain to conceal. He snapped his eyes up to hers. They blazed with emerald humor. β€œI see I’m about the same height as your mother,” she said, poking the toe of her borrowed slipper from under the hem. Fran bustled around her, frowning at the poor gown’s straining neckline. β€œAye, though ye’re a bit more—” She pressed her lips and made a motion with her hands in the general vicinity of her own bosom. β€œAs am I, dear, as am I. ’Tis tight, but ’twill have to do. By the look on poor Darcy’s face, I dinna think he minds.” He scowled at his sister-in-law before giving Malina his full attention. β€œYou are lovely,” he told her, his eyes catching on the heather crown perched amidst her silvery hair. β€œSo lovely.
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Jessi Gage (Wishing for a Highlander (Highland Wishes Book 1))
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The thing that had been, it is that which shall be; And that which is done is that which shall be done.
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