Football Banquet Quotes

Most Americans had only ever heard national political candidates shouting, trying to project their voices across a banquet hall or a football field. Hearing Roosevelt speak quietly and calmly, as if he were sitting across the kitchen table, having a reasonable argument with you, earned him Americans’ dedicated affection. “It was a God-given gift,” his wife said. He “could talk to people so that they felt he was talking to them individually.

One of the men of God is pacing back and forth behind the banquet table, addressing the crowd, telling the sorts of jokes you only ever hear at church functions. Often these jokes involve sporting events that are being broadcast that day, and then all the men groan, because they love sports very much and would rather be watching them, but just kidding, because Jesus is a football that all of us can carry down the field for the win.

At the end of that school year, my ninth, my dad told me to get my church clothes on. We were going out for the evening. He didn’t tell me where we were going, but as it turned out, we were invited to the awards banquet for the radio department students. I was presented with a diploma and a note of thanks from Radio House at the University of Texas. As I sit here writing this, I can look up and see that piece of parchment framed on the wall of my office. It was signed by the two administrators of the program—Gale Long and Gale Adkins. I don’t know if those two men understand the impact they and their program had on a young boy’s life.