Flights Of The Conchords Quotes

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead) And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs) Binary solo! 0000001, 00000011 000000111, 00001111!

I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh....

Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. (In the whole wide room) And when you're on the street (Depending on the street) I bet you are definitely in the top three

JEMAINE Lisa? BRET Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah. JEMAINE But she works in the croissant shop. BRET Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.

Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!

Boogie, boogie, aw yeah, Robo-Boogie

She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch."

You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks It's business, it's business time

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.

The humans are dead(I see that they're dead) The humans are dead(I'm glad that they're dead) It had to be done(I've just confirmed that they're dead) So that we can have fuuun The human's they used, All their human oppression, And put all of us, In a robo-depression, so We had to shut-their-systems-down. Can't we just talk to the humans, Make up our differences. NO! Because they are dead The humans are dead...

BRET She looked like a Parisian river.. JEMAINE What, dirty? BRET She looked like a chocolate eclair.. JEMAINE That's rare. BRET Her eyes were reflections of eyes.. JEMAINE Ohh, nice. BRET And the rainbows danced in her hair.. JEMAINE Oh yea. BRET She reminded me of a winter's morning.. JEMAINE What, frigid? BRET Her perfume was Eau De Toilette.. JEMAINE What's that mean? BRET She was comparable to Cleopatra.. JEMAINE Quite old? BRET She was like Shakespeare's Juliet.. JEMAINE What? 13?

I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along Basically just free Just basically from the top of my dome Sometimes it's not so good My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all the lady listeners pregnant

Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape, love sometimes breaks off before you were done. Another way that love is similar to tape, that I've noticed is sometimes it's hard to see the end. You search on the roll with your fingernail.

BRET The bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettes As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of songs... JEMAINE Bret, did any of this actually happen? BRET The girl I described She's as real as the wind It's true, I saw her today The other details are inventions Because I prefer her that way

However, there are quite a few current artists doing clever, creative musical comedy, including The Lonely Island, Flight of the Conchords, Tenacious D, Ylvis, Garfunkel and Oates, Reggie Watts,