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I tried watching daytime television but, holy mother of God, what happened to daytime television? When I was a kid, it used to be silly sitcoms and The Price Is Right. Now it’s just endless marathons of Dr. Pimple Popper and FBoy Island. The cable news was even worse, with all the patriots hating California and all the progressives hating Florida and everyone hating Congress. All these shows made my blood boil, and I clicked off the TV, convinced that the whole stupid world was going down the toilet.
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