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I want to decorate the castle with shells and seaweed,” Seraphina said.
“You’ll make it look like a girl’s castle,” Justin protested.
“Your hermit crab might be a girl,” Seraphina pointed out.
Justin was clearly appalled by the suggestion. “He’s not! He’s not a girl!”
Seeing his little cousin’s gathering outrage, Ivo intervened quickly. “That crab is definitely male, sis.”
“How do you know?” Seraphina asked.
“Because . . . well, he . . .” Ivo paused, fumbling for an explanation.
“Because,” Pandora intervened, lowering her voice confidentially, “as we were planning the layout of the castle, the hermit crab discreetly asked me if we would include a smoking room. I was a bit shocked, as I thought he was rather young for such a vice, but it certainly leaves no doubt as to his masculinity.”
Justin stared at her raptly. “What else did he say?” he demanded. “What is his name? Does he like his castle? And the moat?”
Pandora launched into a detailed account of her conversation with the hermit crab, reporting that his name was Shelley, after the poet, whose works he admired. He was a well-traveled crustacean, having flown to distant lands while clinging to the pink leg of a herring gull who had no taste for shellfish, preferring hazelnuts and bread crumbs. One day, the herring gull, who possessed the transmigrated soul of an Elizabethan stage actor, had taken Shelley to see Hamlet at the Drury Lane theater. During the performance, they had alighted on the scenery and played the part of a castle gargoyle for the entire second act. Shelley had enjoyed the experience but had no wish to pursue a theatrical career, as the hot stage lights had nearly fricasseed him.
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