Ex Roomie Quotes

If the butter is removed from the kitchen, the butter is not allowed back in the kitchen. Respect the butter, respect your roomies, and keep genitals away from butter tub, even if said genitals can’t believe it’s not butter.

While roomie bae bustled around the downstairs living/kitchen area, I tried to do what I used to to ex bae. What I did to all my female friends/lovers. That is, ramble my unformed thoughts about some new idea, treat her like my sounding board, and then, once I’d finished, had nutted (intellectually), sit there and wait for her to tell me my ideas were in fact fully formed