Evan Esar Quotes

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow

Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or mine

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Character is what you have when you've lost everything you can loose.

The trouble with child training is that parents teach their children not how to behave, but how not to behave.

Χαρακτήρας είναι αυτό που σου μένει όταν χάσεις όλα όσα θα μπορούσες να χάσεις.

Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan.

All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.

A signature always reveals a man's character -and sometimes even his name.

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. ~quoted in 20,000 Quips & Quotes (1995), often erroneously attributed to St. Augustine of Hippo

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind

Uma assinatura revela sempre o caráter de uma pessoa - e, às vezes, até o seu nome

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.” Evan Esar

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar

الضحك والفكاهة كتاب مزاج الفكاهة The Humour of Humour لمؤلفه إيفان إيسار Evan Esar الذي اشتغل زمنًا بكتابة الفكاهات وتقسيمها وترتيب أقسامها، وأراد بكتابه هذا من

008 - “Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.” - Evan Esar