Evan Esar Quotes

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow

Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or mine

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Character is what you have when you've lost everything you can loose.

The trouble with child training is that parents teach their children not how to behave, but how not to behave.

Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan.

All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.

Χαρακτήρας είναι αυτό που σου μένει όταν χάσεις όλα όσα θα μπορούσες να χάσεις.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. ~quoted in 20,000 Quips & Quotes (1995), often erroneously attributed to St. Augustine of Hippo

A signature always reveals a man's character -and sometimes even his name.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar

008 - “Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.” - Evan Esar

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.” Evan Esar

Uma assinatura revela sempre o caráter de uma pessoa - e, às vezes, até o seu nome

الضحك والفكاهة كتاب مزاج الفكاهة The Humour of Humour لمؤلفه إيفان إيسار Evan Esar الذي اشتغل زمنًا بكتابة الفكاهات وتقسيمها وترتيب أقسامها، وأراد بكتابه هذا من