Eliezer Quotes

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I only want power so I can get books.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky
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There is no justice in the laws of nature, no term for fairness in the equations of motion. The Universe is neither evil, nor good, it simply does not care. The stars don't care, or the Sun, or the sky. But they don't have to! WE care! There IS light in the world, and it is US!
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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I don't want to rule the universe. I just think it could be more sensibly organised.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Many have stood their ground and faced the darkness when it comes for them. Fewer come for the darkness and force it to face them.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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What people really believe doesn't feel like a BELIEF, it feels like the way the world IS.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Why does any kind of cynicism appeal to people? Because it seems like a mark of maturity, of sophistication, like you’ve seen everything and know better. Or because putting something down feels like pushing yourself up.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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I ask the fundamental question of rationality: Why do you believe what you believe? What do you think you know and how do you think you know it?
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Trying and getting hurt can't possibly be worse for you than being... stuck.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Your strength as a rationalist is your ability to be more confused by fiction than by reality. If you are equally good at explaining any outcome, you have zero knowledge.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky
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When you are older, you will learn that the first and foremost thing which any ordinary person does is nothing.
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Not every change is an improvement but every improvement is a change; you can't do anything BETTER unless you can manage to do it DIFFERENTLY, you've got to let yourself do better than other people!
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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And someday when the descendants of humanity have spread from star to star they won’t tell the children about the history of Ancient Earth until they’re old enough to bear it and when they learn they’ll weep to hear that such a thing as Death had ever once existed
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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To worship a sacred mystery was just to worship your own ignorance.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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I'm lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that's all I'm about!
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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By far the greatest danger of Artificial Intelligence is that people conclude too early that they understand it.
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I'm wondering if there's a spell to make lightning flash in the background whenever I make an ominous resolution.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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There is light in the world, and it is us!
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Boys," said Hermione Granger, "should not be allowed to love girls without asking them first! This is true in a number of ways and especially when it comes to gluing people to the ceiling!
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.
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Every mystery ever solved had been a puzzle from the dawn of the human species right up until someone solved it.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Oops is the sound we make when we improve our beliefs and strategies; so to look back at a time and not see anything you did wrong means that you haven’t learned anything or changed your mind since then.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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Why do you pray?" he asked me, after a moment. Why did I pray? A strange question. Why did I live? Why did I breathe? "I don't know why," I said, even more disturbed and ill at ease. "I don't know why." After that day I saw him often. He explained to me with great insistence that every question possessed a power that did not lie in the answer. "Man raises himself toward God by the questions he asks Him," he was fond of repeating. "That is the true dialogue. Man questions God and God answers. But we don't understand His answers. We can't understand them. Because they come from the depths of the soul, and they stay there until death. You will find the true answers, Eliezer, only within yourself!" "And why do you pray, Moshe?" I asked him. "I pray to the God within me that He will give me the strength to ask Him the right questions.
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Elie Wiesel (Night (The Night Trilogy, #1))
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I CAN DO MAGIC! FEAR ME, LAWS OF PHYSICS, I'M COMING TO VIOLATE YOU!
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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You can be mistaken about what you believe, most people never realize there's a difference between believing something and thinking it's good to believe it.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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When you walk past a bookshop you haven't visited before, you have to go in and look around. That's the family rule.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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In what weird alternative universe would that girl NOT be Sorted into Ravenclaw? If Hermione Granger didn't go to Ravenclaw then there was no good reason for Ravenclaw House to exist.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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I have no great fondness for the universe, but I do live there
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy children are you used to dealing with?" "Gryffindors," spat Professor McGonagall, the word carrying a freight of bitterness and despair that fell like an eternal curse on all youthful heroism and high spirits.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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What is deadlier than hate, and flows without limit? Indifference.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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...if you're unhappy whenever other people don't picture you exactly the same way you picture yourself, that's already dooming yourself to always be unhappy. No one ever thinks of us just the same way we think of ourselves.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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...there's something in science like the shine of the Patronus Charm, driving back all sorts of darkness and madness...
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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To confess your fallibility and then do nothing about it is not humble; it is boasting of your modesty.
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I'm not a psychopath, I'm just very creative.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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There were mysterious questions, but a mysterious answer was a contradiction in terms.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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If you can't criticise, you can't optimise.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Evil done in the name of good. Evil done in the name of evil. Which is worse?
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else. β€”Eliezer Yudkowsky, research fellow, Machine Intelligence Research Institute
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James Barrat (Our Final Invention: Artificial Intelligence and the End of the Human Era)
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Only a man exceedingly proud and vain," Dumbledore said quietly, as he turned back to the Floo roaring up again with green flames, "would believe that his heir should be like himself, rather than like who he wished that he could be.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Sometimes, when this flawed world seems unusually hateful, I wonder whether there might be some other place, far away, where I should have been. I cannot seem to imagine what that place might be, and if I can't even imagine it then how can I believe it exists? And yet the universe is so very, very wide, and perhaps it might exist anyway? But the stars are so very, very far away. It would take a long, long time to get there, even if I knew the way. And I wonder what I would dream about, if I slept for a long, long time...
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Hey, Draco, you know what I bet is even better for becoming friends than exchanging secrets? Committing murder.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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- With respect, Professor McGonagall, I'm not quite sure you understand what I'm trying to do here. - With respect, Mr. Potter, I'm quite sure I don't. Unless - this is a guess, mind - you're trying to take over the world? - No! I mean yes - well, NO! - I think i should perhaps be alarmed that you have trouble answering the question.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Someday," said the Boy-Who-Lived, "when the distant descendants of Homo sapiens are looking back over the history of the galaxy and wondering how it all went so wrong, they will conclude that the original mistake was when someone taught Hermione Granger how to read.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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He really really really shouldn't have done that. Amazing how much more obvious that became one second after it was too late.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Okay, so either (a) I just teleported somewhere else entirely (b) they can fold space like no one's business or (c) they are simply ignoring all the rules.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Clever kids in Ravenclaw, evil kids in Slytherin, wannabe heroes in Gryffindor, and everyone who does the actual work in Hufflepuff.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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I've lived the lives of all the characters in all my books, and all their mighty wisdom thunders in my head.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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A true rationalist ought to be effective in the real world.
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That is not how it works in Ravenclaw, Draco! If you have to push someone into a wall it means your brain is too weak to beat them the right way and everyone in Ravenclaw knows that -
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Harry's suspension of disbelief blew completely out the window. You're giving me a time machine to treat my sleep disorder. You're giving me a TIME MACHINE to treat my SLEEP DISORDER. YOU'RE GIVING ME A TIME MACHINE IN ORDER TO TREAT MY SLEEP DISORDER. "Ehehehehhheheh..." Harry's mouth said. He was now holding the necklace away from him as though it were a live bomb. Well, no, not as if it were a live bomb, that didn't begin to describe the severity of the situation. Harry held the necklace away from him as though it were a time machine.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Since the beginning not one unusual thing has ever happened.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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He was personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society he grew up in.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Existential depression has always annoyed me; it is one of the world's most pointless forms of suffering.
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If I solve this one, said Harry's brain, I want a cookie afterward, and if you make the problem any more difficult than this, I mean the slightest bit more difficult, I am climbing out of your skull and heading for Tahiti.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Many philosophersβ€”particularly amateur philosophers, and ancient philosophersβ€”share a dangerous instinct: If you give them a question, they try to answer it.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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But I really am Ravenclaw, you know, not Slytherin. I don't want to rule the universe. I just think it could be more sensibly organised.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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You couldn't changed history. But you could get it right to start with. Do something differently the FIRST time around. This whole business with seeking Slytherin's secrets... seemed an awful lot like the sort of thing where, years later, you would look back and say, 'And THAT was where it all started to go wrong.' And he would wish desperately for the ability to fall back through time and make a different choice. Wish granted. Now what?
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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You will find ambiguity a great ally on your road to power. Give a sign of Slytherin on one day, and contradict it with a sign of Gryffindor the next; and the Slytherins will be enabled to believe what they wish, while the Gryffindors argue themselves into supporting you as well. So long as there is uncertainty, people can believe whatever seems to be to their own advantage. And so long as you appear strong, so long as you appear to be winning, their instincts will tell them that their advantage lies with you. Walk always in the shadow, and light and darkness both will follow.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Mr. Malfoy is new to the business of having ideas, and so when he has one, he becomes proud of himself for having it. He has not yet had enough ideas to unflinchingly discard those that are beautiful in some aspects and impractical in others; he has not yet acquired confidence in his own ability to think of better ideas as he requires them. What we are seeing here is not Mr. Malfoy's best idea, I fear, but rather his only idea.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do. Drop dead. Aw, you say the most romantic things.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Note to self: Overthrow government of magical Britain at earliest convenience.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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To be humble is to take specific actions in anticipation of your own errors. To confess your fallibility and then do nothing about it is not humble; it is boasting of your modesty.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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A random key does not open a random lock just because they are β€œboth random.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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Then you get the wrong answer and you can't go to the Moon that way! Nature isn't a person, you can't trick them into believing something else, if you try to tell the Moon it's made of cheese you can argue for days and it won't change the Moon! What you're talking about is rationalization, like starting with a sheet of paper, moving straight down to the bottom line, using ink to write 'and therefore, the Moon is made of cheese', and then moving back up to write all sorts of clever arguments above. But either the Moon is made of cheese or it isn't. The moment you wrote the bottom line, it was already true or already false. Whether or not the whole sheet of paper ends up with the right conclusion or the wrong conclusion is fixed the instant you write down the bottom line.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Without thinking about it at all, Harry stepped in front of Hermione. There was an intake of breath from behind him, and then a moment later Hermione brushed past and stepped in front of him. "Run, Harry!" she said. "Boys shouldn't have to be in danger.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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There are no hard problems, only problems that are hard to a certain level of intelligence. Move the smallest bit upwards [in intelligence] and some problems move from "impossible" to "obvious." Move a substantial degree upwards, and all of them will become obvious.
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For an instant Harry imagined his own Mum and Dad in Azkaban with the Dementors sucking out their life, draining away the happy memories of their love for him. Just for an instant, before his imagination blew a fuse and called an emergency shutdown and told him never to imagine that again.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Lies propagate, that's what I'm saying. You've got to tell more lies to cover them up, lie about every fact that's connected to the first lie. And if you kept on lying, and you kept on trying to cover it up, sooner or later you'd even have to start lying about the general laws of thought. Like, someone is selling you some kind of alternative medicine that doesn't work, and any double-blind experimental study will confirm that it doesn't work. So if someone wants to go on defending the lie, they've got to get you to disbelieve in the experimental method. Like, the experimental method is just for merely scientific kinds of medicine, not amazing alternative medicine like theirs. Or a good and virtuous person should believe as strongly as they can, no matter what the evidence says. Or truth doesn't exist and there's no such thing as objective reality. A lot of common wisdom like that isn't just mistaken, it's anti-epistemology, it's systematically wrong. Every rule of rationality that tells you how to find the truth, there's someone out there who needs you to believe the opposite. If you once tell a lie, the truth is ever after your enemy; and there's a lot of people out there telling lies.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Do not think that fairness to all sides means balancing yourself evenly between positions; truth is not handed out in equal portions before the start of a debate.
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Doing worse with more knowledge means you are doing something very wrong.
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You've got to have an imagination to make it to the stars. The sort of species that wouldn't invent science fiction, probably wouldn't even invent the wheel -
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Three Worlds Collide)
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a rationalist isn't ever certain of anything
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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It's a most peculiar psychologyβ€”this business of 'Science is based on faith too, so there!' Typically this is said by people who claim that faith is a good thing. Then why do they say 'Science is based on faith too!' in that angry-triumphal tone, rather than as a compliment? And a rather dangerous compliment to give, one would think, from their perspective. If science is based on 'faith', then science is of the same kind as religionβ€”directly comparable. If science is a religion, it is the religion that heals the sick and reveals the secrets of the stars. It would make sense to say, 'The priests of science can blatantly, publicly, verifiably walk on the Moon as a faith-based miracle, and your priests' faith can't do the same.' Are you sure you wish to go there, oh faithist? Perhaps, on further reflection, you would prefer to retract this whole business of 'Science is a religion too!
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (The Less Wrong Sequences)
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I will remark, that it is a common misconception of Ravenclaws that all the smart children are Sorted there, leaving none for other Houses. This is not so; being Sorted to Ravenclaw indicates that you are driven by your desire to know things, which is not at all the same quality as being intelligent.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Logic stays true, wherever you may go, So logic never tells you where you live.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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If you once tell a lie, the truth is ever after your enemy.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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No..." said Professor Quirrell. "That is not why I am here. You have made no effort to hide your dislike for me, Miss Granger. I thank you for that lack of pretense, for I much prefer true hate to false love.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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What is true is already so. Owning up to it doesn’t make it worse. Not being open about it doesn’t make it go away. And because it’s true, it is what is there to be interacted with. Anything untrue isn’t there to be lived. People can stand what is true, for they are already enduring it. β€”Eugene Gendlin
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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Sometimes we forget the most basic things, since it has been too long since we learned them. I realized I had done the same with my own lesson plan. You do not teach students to throw until you have taught them to fall. And I must not teach you to fight if you do not understand how to lose.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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P.C. Hodgell said - That which can be destroyed by the truth should be. Do not flinch from experiences that might destroy your beliefs. The thought you cannot think controls you more than thoughts you speak aloud. Submit yourself to ordeals and test yourself in fire. Relinquish the emotion which rests upon a mistaken belief, and seek to feel fully that emotion which fits the facts. If the iron approaches your face, and you believe it is hot, and it is cool, the Way opposes your fear. If the iron approaches your face, and you believe it is cool, and it is hot, the Way opposes your calm. Evaluate your beliefs first and then arrive at your emotions. Let yourself say - If the iron is hot, I desire to believe it is hot, and if it is cool, I desire to believe it is cool.
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Most Muggles lived in a world defined by the limits of what you could do with cars and telephones. Even though Muggle physics explicitly permitted possibilities like molecular nanotechnology or the Penrose process for extracting energy from black holes, most people filed that away in the same section of their brain that stored fairy tales and history books, well away from their personal realities: Long ago and far away, ever so long ago.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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When we look at others we see personality traits that explain their behaviour, but when we look at ourselves we see circumstances that explain our behaviour. People's stories make internal sense to them, from the inside, but we don't see people's histories trailing behind them in the air. We only see them in one situation, and we don't see what they would be like in a different situation. So the fundamental attribution error is that we explain by permanent, enduring traits what would be better explained by circumstance and context.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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You know what? This isn't about your feelings. A human life, with all its joys and all its pains, adding up over the course of decades, is worth far more than your brain's feelings of comfort or discomfort with a plan. Does computing the expected utility feel too cold-blooded for your taste? Well, that feeling isn't even a feather in the scales, when a life is at stake. Just shut up and multiply.
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[...] intelligent people only have a certain amount of time (measured in subjective time spent thinking about religion) to become atheists. After a certain point, if you're smart, have spent time thinking about and defending your religion, and still haven't escaped the grip of Dark Side Epistemology, the inside of your mind ends up as an Escher painting.
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And then Harry Potter had launched in to a speech that was inspiring, yet vague. A speech to the effect that Fred and George and Lee had tremendous potential if they could just learn to be weirder. To make people's live surreal, instead of just surprising them with the equivalents of buckets of water propped above doors. (Fred and George had exchanged interested looks, they'd never thought of that one.) Harry Potter had invoked a picture of the prank they'd pulled on Neville - which, Harry had mentioned with some remorse, the Sorting Hat had chewed him out on - but which must have made Neville doubt his own sanity. For Neville it would have felt like being suddendly transported into an alternate universe. The same way everyone else had felt when they'd seen Snape apologize. That was the true power of pranking.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Something, somewhere, somewhen, must have happened differently... PETUNIA EVANS married Michael Verres, a Professor of Biochemistry at Oxford. HARRY JAMES POTTER-EVANS-VERRES grew up in a house filled to the brim with books. He once bit a math teacher who didn't know what a logarithm was. He's read Godel, Escher, Bach and Judgment Under Uncertainty: Heuristics and Biases and volume one of The Feynman Lectures on Physics. And despite what everyone who's met him seems to fear, he doesn't want to become the next Dark Lord. He was raised better than that. He wants to discover the laws of magic and become a god. HERMIONE GRANGER is doing better than him in every class except broomstick riding. DRACO MALFOY is exactly what you would expect an eleven-year-old boy to be like if Darth Vader were his doting father. PROFESSOR QUIRRELL is living his lifelong dream of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, or as he prefers to call his class, Battle Magic. His students are all wondering what's going to go wrong with the Defense Professor this time. DUMBLEDORE is either insane, or playing some vastly deeper game which involved setting fire to a chicken. DEPUTY HEADMISTRESS MINERVA MCGONAGALL needs to go off somewhere private and scream for a while. Presenting: HARRY POTTER AND THE METHODS OF RATIONALITY You ain't guessin' where this one's going.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Trying to figure out how something works on that deep level, the first ninety-nine explanations you come up with are wrong. The hundredth is right. So you have to learn how to admit you're wrong, over and over and over again. It doesn't sound like much, but it's so hard that most people can't do science. Always questioning yourself, always taking another look at things you've always taken for granted," like having a Snitch in Quidditch, "and every time you change your mind, you change yourself.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Aside from helping people with their homework, or anything else they needed, she really didn't know how to meet people. She didn't feel like she was a shy person. She thought of herself as a take-charge sort of girl. And yet, somehow, if there wasn't some request along the lines of "I can't remember how to do long division" then it was just too awkward to go up to someone and say... what? She'd never been able to figure out what. And there didn't seem to be a standard information sheet, which was ridiculous. The whole business of meeting people had never seemed sensible to her. Why did she have to take all the responsibility herself when there were two people involved? Why didn't adults ever help? She wished some other girl would just walk up to her and say, "Hermione, the teacher told me to be friends with you".
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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The glass display cases had shown rock-throwers crafted by the Australian aborigines - like giant wooden shoehorns, they'd looked, but smoothed and carved and ornamented with the most painstaking care. In the 40,000 years since anatomically modern humans had migrated to Australia from Asia, nobody had invented the bow-and-arrow. It really made you appreciate how non-obvious was the idea of Progress. Why would you even think of Invention as something important, if all your history's heroic tales were of great warriors and defenders instead of Thomas Edison? How could anyone possibly have suspected, while carving a rock-thrower with painstaking care, that someday human beings would invent rocket ships and nuclear energy?
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Because the way people are built, Hermione, the way people are built to feel inside -" Harry put a hand over his own heart, in the anatomically correct position, then paused and moved his hand up to point toward his head at around the ear level, "- is that they hurt when they see their friends hurting. Someone inside their circle of concern, a member of their own tribe. That feeling has an off-switch, an off-switch labeled 'enemy' or 'foreigner' or sometimes just 'stranger'. That's how people are, if they don't learn otherwise.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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You can only arrive at mastery by practicing the techniques you have learned, facing challenges and apprehending them, using to the fullest the tools you have been taught, until they shatter in your hands and you are left in the midst of wreckage absolute... I cannot create masters. I have never known how to create masters. Go, then, and fail... You have been shaped into something that may emerge from the wreckage, determined to remake your Art. I cannot create masters, but if you had not been taught, your chances would be less. The higher road begins after the Art seems to fail you; though the reality will be that it was you who failed your Art.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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So the next time you doubt the strangeness of the future, remember how you were born in a hunter-gatherer tribe ten thousand years ago, when no one knew of Science at all. Remember how you were shocked, to the depths of your being, when Science explained the great and terrible sacred mysteries that you once revered so highly. Remember how you once believed that you could fly by eating the right mushrooms, and then you accepted with disappointment that you would never fly, and then you flew. Remember how you had always thought that slavery was right and proper, and then you changed your mind. Don't imagine how you could have predicted the change, for that is amnesia. Remember that, in fact, you did not guess. Remember how, century after century, the world changed in ways you did not guess. Maybe then you will be less shocked by what happens next.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Rationality: From AI to Zombies)
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Harry had read once, somewhere, that the opposite of happiness wasn't sadness, but boredom; and the author had gone on to say that to find happiness in life you asked yourself not what would make you happy, but what would excite you. And by the same reasoning, hatred wasn't the true opposite of love. Even hatred was a kind of respect that you could give to someone's existence. If you cared about someone enough to prefer their dying to their living, it meant you were thinking about them.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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reality usually delivers results a little worse than the 'worst-case scenario'. It's called the planning fallacy, and the best way to fix it is to ask how long things took the last time you tried them. That's called using the outside view instead of the inside view. But when you're doing something new and can't do that, you just have to be really, really, really pessimistic. Like, so pessimistic that reality actually comes out better than you expected around as often and as much as it comes out worse. It's actually really hard to be so pessimistic that you stand a decent chance of undershooting real life.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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The Headmaster told Professor Flitwick that this was, indeed, a secret and delicate matter of which he had already been informed, and that he did not think pressing it at this time would help me or anyone. Professor Flitwick started to say something about the Headmaster's usual plotting going much too far, and I had to interrupt at that point and explain that it had been my own idea and not anything the Headmaster forced me into, so Professor Flitwick spun around and started lecturing me, and the Headmaster interrupted him and said that as the Boy-Who-Lived I was doomed to have weird and dangerous adventures so I was safer if I got into them on purpose instead of waiting for them to happen by accident, and that was when Professor Flitwick threw up his little hands and started shrieking in a high-pitched voice at both of us about how he didn't care what we were cooking up together, but this wasn't ever to happen again for as long as I was in Ravenclaw House or he would have me thrown out and I could go to Gryffindor which was where all this Dumbledoring belonged -
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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I have a feeling," Harry said finally, "that we're coming at this from the wrong angle. There's a tale I once heard about some students who came into a physics class, and the teacher showed them a large metal plate near a fire. She ordered them to feel the metal plate, and they felt that the metal nearer the fire was cooler, and the metal further away was warmer. And she said, write down your guess for why this happens. So some students wrote down 'because of how the metal conducts heat', and some students wrote down 'because of how the air moves', and no one said 'this just seems impossible', and the real answer was that before the students came into the room, the teacher turned the plate around." "Interesting," said Professor Quirrell. "That does sound similar. Is there a moral?" "That your strength as a rationalist is your ability to be more confused by fiction than by reality," said Harry. "If you're equally good at explaining any outcome, you have zero knowledge. The students thought they could use words like 'because of heat conduction' to explain anything, even a metal plate being cooler on the side nearer the fire. So they didn't notice how confused they were, and that meant they couldn't be more confused by falsehood than by truth. If you tell me that the centaurs were under the Imperius Curse, I still have the feeling of something being not quite right. I notice that I'm still confused even after hearing your explanation.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)
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Ending up with that gigantic outsized brain must have taken some sort of runaway evolutionary process, something that would push and push without limits. And today's scientists had a pretty good guess at what that runaway evolutionary process had been. Harry had once read a famous book called Chimpanzee Politics. The book had described how an adult chimpanzee named Luit had confronted the aging alpha, Yeroen, with the help of a young, recently matured chimpanzee named Nikkie. Nikkie had not intervened directly in the fights between Luit and Yeroen, but had prevented Yeroen's other supporters in the tribe from coming to his aid, distracting them whenever a confrontation developed between Luit and Yeroen. And in time Luit had won, and become the new alpha, with Nikkie as the second most powerful... ...though it hadn't taken very long after that for Nikkie to form an alliance with the defeated Yeroen, overthrow Luit, and become the new new alpha. It really made you appreciate what millions of years of hominids trying to outwit each other - an evolutionary arms race without limit - had led to in the way of increased mental capacity. 'Cause, y'know, a human would have totally seen that one coming.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky (Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality)