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Why did you do all this for me?' he asked. 'I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.' 'You have been my friend,' replied Charlotte. 'That in itself is a tremendous thing.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
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E.B. White
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
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E.B. White
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.
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E.B. White
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Always be on the lookout for the presence of wonder.
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E.B. White
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After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
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E.B. White (Letters of E. B. White)
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A library is a good place to go when you feel unhappy, for there, in a book, you may find encouragement and comfort. A library is a good place to go when you feel bewildered or undecided, for there, in a book, you may have your question answered. Books are good company, in sad times and happy times, for books are people - people who have managed to stay alive by hiding between the covers of a book."
[Letters of Note; Troy (MI, USA) Public Library, 1971]
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E.B. White
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A writer who waits for ideal conditions under which to work will die without putting a word to paper.
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E.B. White
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Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
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E.B. White
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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
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E.B. White
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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
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E.B. White
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Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
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E.B. White
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Never hurry and never worry!
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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I am pessimistic about the human race because it is too ingenious for its own good. Our approach to nature is to beat it into submission. We would stand a better chance of survival if we accommodated ourselves to this planet and viewed it appreciatively, instead of skeptically and dictatorially.
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E.B. White
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You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.
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E.B. White (Essays of E.B. White)
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Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders ever quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. "Never worry about your heart till it stops beating.
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E.B. White
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Writing is both mask and unveiling.
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E.B. White
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The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.
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E.B. White
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Be obscure clearly.
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E.B. White
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I admire anybody who has the guts to write anything at all.
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E.B. White
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Children almost always hang onto things tighter than their parents think they will.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.
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E.B. White
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I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
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E.B. White (The Points Of My Compass)
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Don't write about Man; write about a man.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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I have yet to see a piece of writing, political or non-political, that does not have a slant. All writing slants the way a writer leans, and no man is born perpendicular.
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E.B. White
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Wilbur didn't want food, he wanted love.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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It is quite possible that an animal has spoken to me and that I didn't catch the remark because I wasn't paying attention.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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The crickets felt it was their duty to warn everybody that summertime cannot last for ever. Even on the most beautiful days in the whole year - the days when summer is changing into autumn - the crickets spread the rumour of sadness and change.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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A writer's style reveals something of his spirit, his habits, his capacites, his bias...it is the Self escaping into the open.
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E.B. White
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Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. A small one to be sure, but nevertheless a pig. It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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What do you mean less than nothing? I don't think there is any such thing as less than nothing. Nothing is absolutely the limit of nothingness. It's the lowest you can go. It's the end of the line. How can something be less than nothing? If there were something that was less than nothing, then nothing would not be nothing, it would be something - even though it's just a very little bit of something. But if nothing is nothing, then nothing has nothing that is less than it is.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.
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E.B. White
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I believe that all men, black, brown, and white, are brothers.
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W.E.B. Du Bois
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Be obscure clearly! Be wild of tongue in a way we can understand.
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E.B. White
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You have been my friend," replied Charlotte, "That in itself is a tremendous thing.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born here, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter β the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night. Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something.
...Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness; natives give it solidity and continuity; but the settlers give it passion.
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E.B. White (Here Is New York)
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Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you can't erase it.
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E.B. White
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To achieve style, begin by affecting none.
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E.B. White (The Elements of Style)
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Safety is all well and good: I prefer freedom.
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E.B. White (The Trumpet of the Swan)
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I don't understand it, and I don't like what I don't understand.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Advice to young writers wo want to get ahead without any annoying delays: don't write about Man, write about a man.
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E.B. White
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If I can fool a bug... I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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You're terrific as far as I am concerned.
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E.B. White
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Instead of announcing what you are about to tell is interesting, make it so.
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William Strunk Jr.
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Iβve got a new friend, all right. But what a gamble friendship is! Charlotte is fierce, brutal, scheming, bloodthirstyβeverything I donβt like. How can I learn to like her, even though she is pretty and, of course, clever?
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society β things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed.
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E.B. White
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You have been my friend," replied Charlotte. "That in itself is a tremendous thing...after all, what's a life anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die...By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Too many things on my mind, said Wilbur.
Well, said the goose, that's not my trouble. I have nothing at all on my mind, but I've too many things under my behind.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
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E.B. White
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In every queen there's a touch of floozy.
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E.B. White
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The night seemed long. Wilbur's stomach was empty and his mind was full. And when your stomach is empty and your mind is full, it's always hard to sleep.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Do you understand how there could be any writing in a spider's web?"
"Oh, no," said Dr. Dorian. "I don't understand it. But for that matter I don't understand how a spider learned to spin a web in the first place. When the words appeared, everyone said they were a miracle. But nobody pointed out that the web itself is a miracle."
"What's miraculous about a spider's web?" said Mrs. Arable. "I don't see why you say a web is a miracle-it's just a web."
"Ever try to spin one?" asked Dr. Dorian.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
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E.B. White
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It is deeply satisfying to win a prize in front of a lot of people.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
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E.B. White
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Anyone who writes down to children is simply wasting his time. You have to write up, not down. Children are demanding. They are the most attentive, curious, eager, observant, sensitive, quick, and generally congenial readers on earth.... Children are game for anything. I throw them hard words and they backhand them across the net.
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E.B. White
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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud!" (William Strunk) ... Why compound ignorance with inaudibility?
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E.B. White (The Elements of Style)
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But we have received a sign, Edith - a mysterious sign. A miracle has happened on this farm... in the middle of the web there were the words 'Some Pig'... we have no ordinary pig."
"Well", said Mrs. Zuckerman, "it seems to me you're a little off. It seems to me we have no ordinary spider.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or doing laundry.
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E.B. White
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At this season of the year, darkness is a more insistent thing than cold. The days are short as any dream.
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E.B. White (Essays of E.B. White)
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The world is full of talkers, but it is rare to find anyone who listens. And I assure you that you can pick up more information when you are listening than when you are talking.
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E.B. White (The Trumpet of the Swan)
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The young writer should learn to spot them: words that at first glance seem freighted with delicious meaning, but that soon burst in the air, leaving nothing but a memory of bright sound.
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E.B. White
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I donβt know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
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E.B. White
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A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom-he fears a drunken poet may crack a joke that will take hold.
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E.B. White
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But real life is only one kind of lifeβthere is also the life of the imagination.
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E.B. White
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Well,β said Stuart, βa misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.
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E.B. White (Stuart Little)
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The mind travels faster than the pen; consequently, writing becomes a question of learning to make occasional wing shots, bringing down the bird of thought as it flashes by. A writer is a gunner, sometimes waiting in the blind for something to come in, sometimes roaming the countryside hoping to scare something up.
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E.B. White (The Elements of Style)
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It can destroy an individual, or it can fulfill him, depending a good deal on luck. No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.
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E.B. White (Here Is New York)
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Meetings bore me.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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The city is like poetry; it compresses all life, all races and breeds, into a small island and adds music and the accompaniment of internal engines.
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E.B. White
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When an American family becomes separated from its toothbrushes and combs and pajamas for a few hours it considers that it has had quite an adventure.
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E.B. White (One Man's Meat)
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I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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There is nothing harder to estimate than a writer's time, nothing harder to keep track of. There are momentsβmoments of sustained creationβwhen his time is fairly valuable; and there are hours and hours when a writer's time isn't worth the paper he is not writing anything on.
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E.B. White (One Man's Meat)
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In a free country it is the duty of writers to pay no attention to duty. Only under a dictatorship is literature expected to exhibit an harmonious design or an inspirational tone.
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E.B. White
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
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E.B. White
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Never call a stomach a tummy without good reason.
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William Strunk Jr. (The Elements of Style)
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I would really rather feel bad in Maine than feel good anywhere else
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E.B. White
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The crickets sang in the grasses. They sang the song of summer's ending, a sad monotonous song. "Summer is over and gone, over and gone, over and gone. Summer is dying, dying." A little maple tree heard the cricket song and turned bright red with anxiety.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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A single overstatement, wherever or however it occurs, diminishes the whole, and a carefree superlative has the power to destroy, for the reader, the object of the writer's enthusiasm.
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E.B. White (The Elements of Style)
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There is another sort of day which needs celebrating in song -- the day of days when spring at last holds up her face to be kissed, deliberate and unabashed. On that day no wind blows either in the hills or in the mind.
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E.B. White (One Man's Meat)
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And then, just as Wilbur was settling down for his morning nap, he heard again the thin voice that had addressed him the night before.
"Salutations!" said the voice.
Wilbur jumped to his feet. "Salu-what?" he cried.
"Salutations!" repeated the voice.
"What are they, and where are you?" screamed Wilbur. "Please, please, tell me where you are. And what are salutations?"
"Salutations are greetings," said the voice. "When I say 'salutations,' it's just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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new york provides not only a continuing excitation but also a spectacle that is continuing.
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E.B. White
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He carried a pencil that put a camera to shame.
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E.B. White (Letters of E.B. White)
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I am always humbled by the infinite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.
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E.B. White
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The best writing is rewriting.
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E.B. White
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Good things come to those who find it and shove it in their mouth!
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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A poem compresses much in a small space and adds music, thus heightening its meaning. The city is like poetry: it compresses all life, all races and breeds, into a small island and adds music and the accompaniment of internal engines. The island of Manhattan is without any doubt the greatest human concentrate on earth, the poem whose magic is comprehensible to millions of permanent residents but whose full meaning will always remain elusive.
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E.B. White (Here Is New York)
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Remember that writing is translation, and the opus to be translated is yourself.
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E.B. White
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Sometimes a writer, like an acrobat, must try a trick that is too much for him.
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E.B. White
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English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.
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E.B. White
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Have you ever found anything that gives you relief?"... "Yes. A drink
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E.B. White (The Second Tree from the Corner)
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She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writers. Charlotte was both.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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We have no right to sit silently by while the inevitable seeds are sown for a harvest of disaster to our children, black and white.
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W.E.B. Du Bois (The Souls of Black Folk)
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world,β E. B. White once wrote. βThis makes it difficult to plan the day.
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Adam M. Grant (Originals: How Nonconformists Move the World)
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Everything in life is somewhere else and you get there in a car.
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E.B. White
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Books are good company, in sad times and happy times, for books are people-- people who have managed to stay alive by hiding between the covers of a book.
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E.B. White
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Most people believe almost anything they see in print.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.
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E.B. White (One Man's Meat)
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It is by all odds the loftiest of cities. It even managed to reach the highest point in the sky at the lowest moment of the depression.
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E.B. White (Here Is New York)
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Once in everyone's life there is apt to be a period when he is fully awake, instead of half-asleep.
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E.B. White
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An editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.
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E.B. White
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A schoolchild should be taught grammar--for the same reason that a medical student should study anatomy. Having learned about the exciting mysteries of an English sentence, the child can then go forth and speak and write any damn way he pleases.
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E.B. White (Writings from The New Yorker 1927-1976)
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In good time he was to discover that he was mistaken about Charlotte. Underneath her rather bold and cruel exterior, she had a kind heart, and she was to prove loyal and true to the very end.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year. "The Distant Music of the Hounds," 1954
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E.B. White (The Second Tree from the Corner)
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A shaft of sunlight at the end of a dark afternoon, a note of music, and the way the back of a babyβs neck smells if itβs mother keeps it tidy,β answered Henry.
βCorrect,β said Stuart. βThose are the important things. You forgot one thing, though. Mary Bendix, what did Henry Rackmeyer forget?β
βHe forgot ice cream with chocolate sauce on it,β said Mary quickly.
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E.B. White (Stuart Little)
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By comparison with other less hectic days, the city is uncomfortable and inconvenient; but New Yorkers temperamentally do not crave comfort and convenience- if they did they would live elsewhere.
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E.B. White (Here Is New York)
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Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car, and started up the road that led toward the north...As he peeked ahead into the great land that stretched before him, the way seemed long. But the sky was bright, and he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction.
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E.B. White (Stuart Little)
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A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer... He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring.
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E.B. White
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Thus I, gone forth, as spiders do,
In spiderβs web a truth discerning,
Attach one silken strand to you
For my returning.
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E.B. White
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Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day.
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E.B. White
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when your stomach is empty and your mind is full, itβs always hard to sleep.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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But the city makes up for its hazards and its deficiencies by supplying its citizens with massive doses of a supplementary vitamin-the sense of belonging to something unique, cosmopolitan, mighty and unparalleled. . . .
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E.B. White (Here Is New York)
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The rat had no morals, no conscience, no scruples, no consideration, no decency, no milk of rodent kindness, no compunctions, no higher feeling, no friendliness, no anything
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E.B. White
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I remember what it is like to be in love before any of loveβs complexities or realities or disturbances has entered in, to dilute its splendor and challenge its perfection.
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E.B. White (Letters of E.B. White)
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On any person who desires such queer prizes, New York will bestow the gift of loneliness and the gift of privacy.... No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.
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E.B. White
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I am working on a new book about a boa constrictor and a litter of hyenas. The boa constrictor swallows the babies one by one, and the mother hyena dies laughing.
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E.B. White
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Rich, ornate prose is hard to digest, generally unwholesome, and sometimes nauseating.
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William Strunk Jr.
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No one had ever had such a friendβso affectionate, so loyal, and so skillful.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Winter will pass, the days will lengthen, the ice will melt in the pasture pond. The song sparrow will return and sing, the frogs will awake, the warm wind will blow again. All these sights and sounds and smells will be yours to enjoy, Wilburβthis lovely world, these precious daysβ¦
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web and Other Illustrated Classics)
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The subtlest change in New York is something people don't speak much about but that is in everyone's mind. The city, for the first time in its long history, is destructible. A single flight of planes no bigger than a wedge of geese can quickly end this island fantasy, burn the towers, crumble the bridges, turn the underground passages into lethal chambers, cremate the millions. The intimation of mortality is part of New York now: in the sound of jets overhead, in the black headlines of the latest edition. (Written in 1949, 22 years before the World Trade Center was completed.)
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E.B. White (Essays of E.B. White)
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...when a sentence is made stronger, it usually becomes shorter. Thus, brevity is a by-product of vigor.
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William Strunk Jr.
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The critic leaves at curtain fall
To find, in starting to review it,
He scarcely saw the play at all
For starting to review it.
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E.B. White
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E. B. White once wrote, βI canβt decide whether to enjoy the world or improve the world; that makes it difficult to plan the day.
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Barbara Brown Taylor (Leaving Church: A Memoir of Faith)
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I have known many graduates of Bryn Mawr. They are all of the same mold. They have all accepted the same bright challenge: something is lost that has not been found, something's at stake that has not been won, something is started that has not been finished, something is dimly felt that has not been fully realized. They carry the distinguishing mark β the mark that separates them from other educated and superior women: the incredible vigor, the subtlety of mind, the warmth of spirit, the aspiration, the fidelity to past and to present. As they grow in years, they grow in light. As their minds and hearts expand, their deeds become more formidable, their connections more significant, their husbands more startled and delighted. I once held a live hummingbird in my hand. I once married a Bryn Mawr girl. To a large extent they are twin experiences. Sometimes I feel as though I were a diver who had ventured a little beyond the limits of safe travel under the sea and had entered the strange zone where one is said to enjoy the rapture of the deep.
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E.B. White
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Rather, very, little, pretty -- these are the leeches that infest the pond of prose, sucking the blood of words. The constant use of the adjective little (except to indicate size) is particularly debilitating; we should all try to do a little better, we should all be very watchful of this rule, for it is a rather important one, and we are pretty sure to violate it now and then.
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William Strunk Jr.
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...a writer has the duty to be good, not lousy; true, not false; lively, not dull; accurate, not full of error. He should tend to lift people up, not lower them down. Writers do not merely reflect and interpret life, they inform and shape life.
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E.B. White
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Very fine law,β said Stuart. βWhen I am Chairman, anybody who is mean to anybody else is going to catch it.
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E.B. White (Stuart Little)
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He was sad because his new friend was so bloodthirsty.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Besides, my life is a catastrophe. It's a catastrophe to be without a voice.
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E.B. White (The Trumpet of the Swan)
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Reading is the work of the alert mind, is demanding, and under ideal conditions produces finally a sort of ecstasy.
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E.B. White
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I'm really too young to go out into the world alone," he thought as he lay down
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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On any person who desires such queer prizes, New York will bestow the gift of loneliness and the gift of privacy. It is this largess that accounts for the presence within the cityβs walls of a considerable section of the population; for the residents of Manhattan are to a large extent strangers who have pulled up stakes somewhere and come to town, seeking sanctuary or fulfillment or some greater or lesser grail. The capacity to make such dubious gifts is a mysterious quality of New York. It can destroy an individual, or it can fulfill him, depending a good deal on luck. No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.
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E.B. White (Here Is New York)
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Templeton was down there now, rummaging around. When he returned to the barn, he carried in his mouth an advertisement he had torn from a crumpled magazine.
How's this?" he asked, showing the ad to Charlotte.
It says 'Crunchy.' 'Crunchy' would be a good word to write in your web."
Just the wrong idea," replied Charlotte. "Couldn't be worse. We don't want Zuckerman to think Wilbur is crunchy. He might start thinking about crisp, crunchy bacon and tasty ham. That would put ideas into his head. We must advertise Wilbur's noble qualities, not his tastiness.
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If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. A small sailing craft is not only beautiful, it is seductive and full of strange promise and the hint of trouble.
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As a writing man, or secretary, I have always felt charged with the safekeeping of all unexpected items of worldly and unworldly enchantment, as though I might be held personally responsible if even a small one were to be lost.
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Life's accumulation is more discouraging than life itself, when stirred up.
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I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.
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Writers will often find themselves steering by stars that are disturbingly in motion.
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Nobody, of the hundreds of people that had visited the Fair, knew that a grey spider had played the most important part of all. No one was with her when she died.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
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As everyone knows, there is often a rather fine line between laughing and crying
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New York is to the nation what the white church spire is to the village - the visible symbol of aspiration and faith, the white plume saying the way is up
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Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
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All I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.
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Once you begin watching spiders, you haven't time for much else.
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(Not every doctor can look into a mouse's ear without laughing)
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Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders ever quite took her place in his heart.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Before the thunderous clamor of political debate or war set loose in the world, love insisted on its promise for the possibility of human unity: between men and women, between blacks and whites, northerners and southerners, haves and have-have-nots, self and self.
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In the trees the night wind stirs, bringing the leaves to life, endowing them with speech; the electric lights illuminate the green branches from the under side, translating them into a new language.
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E.B. White
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The so-called science of poll-taking is not a science at all but mere necromancy. People are unpredictable by nature, and although you can take a nation's pulse, you can't be sure that the nation hasn't just run up a flight of stairs, and although you can take a nation's blood pressure, you can't be sure that if you came back in twenty minutes you'd get the same reading. This is a damn fine thing.
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Every night, before he turned in, he would write in the book. He wrote about things he had done, things he had seen, and thoughts he had had. Sometimes he drew a picture. He always ended by asking himself a question so he would have something to think about while falling asleep.
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E.B. White (The Trumpet of the Swan)
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... quickest way to spoil a friendship is to wake somebody up in the morning before he is ready.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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The sky," he wrote on his slate, "is my living room. The woods are my parlor. The lonely lake is my bath. I can't remain behind a fence all my life.
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E.B. White (The Trumpet of the Swan)
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A little maple tree in the swamp heard the cricket song and turned bright red with anxiety.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Only a person who is congenitally self-centered has the effrontery and the stamina to write essays.
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Just to live in the country is a full-time job. You don't have to do anything. The idle pursuit of making a living is pushed to one side, where it belongs, in favor of living itself, a task of such immediacy, variety, beauty, and excitement that one is powerless to resist its wild embrace.
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[I]n any land, in any country under modern free competition, to lay any class of weak and despised people, be they white, black, or blue, at the political mercy of their stronger, richer, and more resourceful fellows, is a temptation which human nature seldom has withstood and seldom will withstand.
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Thereβs something about north,β he said, βsomething that sets it apart from all other directions. A person who is heading north is not making any mistake, in my opinion.β
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... with men it's rush, rush, rush, every minute. I'm glad I'm a sedentary spider."
"What does sedentary mean?" asked Wilbur.
"Means I sit still a good part of the time and don't go wandering all over creation. I know a good thing when I see it, and my web is a good thing. I stay put and wait for what comes. Gives me a chance to think.
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A SPIDERβS web is stronger than it looks. Although it is made of thin, delicate strands, the web is not easily broken. However, a web gets torn every day by the insects that kick around in it, and a spider must rebuild it when it gets full of holes.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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The white economic and political elite often failed to recognize blacks as American, just as blacks often failed to recognize their potential for advancement outside of the limited opportunities afforded them by whites.
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It was the best place to be, thought Wilbur, this warm delicious cellar, with the garrulous geese, the changing seasons, the heat of the sun, the passage of swallows, the nearness of rats, the sameness of sheep, the love of spiders, the smell of manure, and the glory of everything.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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The living language is like a cow-path: it is the creation of the cows themselves, who, having created it, follow it or depart from it according to their whims or their needs. From daily use, the path undergoes change. A cow is under no obligation to stay.
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But one thing was quite clear...." [Sol Bloom, chief of the Midway] wrote. "[B]eing broke didn't disturb me in the least. I had started with nothing, and if I now found myself with nothing, I was at least even. Actually, I was much better than even: I had had a wonderful time.
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THE BARN was very large. It was very old. It smelled of hay and it smelled of manure. It smelled of the perspiration of tired horses and the wonderful sweet breath of patient cows. It often had a sort of peaceful smellβas though nothing bad could happen ever again in the world.
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E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)
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Ever since the spider had befriended him, he had done his best to live up to his reputation. When Charlotteβs web said SOME PIG, Wilbur had tried hard to look like some pig. When Charlotteβs web said TERRIFIC, Wilbur had tried to look terrific. And now that the web said RADIANT, he did everything possible to make himself glow.
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These autumn days will shorten and grow cold. The leaves will shake loose from the trees and fall. Christmas will come, then the snows of winter. You will live to enjoy the beauty of the frozen world, for you mean a great deal to Zuckerman and he will not harm you, ever. Winter will pass, the days will lengthen, the ice will melt in the pasture pond. The song sparrow will return and sing, the frogs will awake, the warm wind will blow again. All these sights and sounds and smells will be yours to enjoy, Wilbur β this lovely world, these precious daysβ¦
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A library is many things. Itβs a place to go, to get in out of the rain. Itβs a place to go if you want to sit and think. But particularly it is a place where books live, and where you can get in touch with other people, and other thoughts, through books. If you want to find out about something, the information is in the reference books β the dictionaries, the encyclopedias, the atlases. If you like to be told a story, the library is the place to go. Books hold most of the secrets of the world, most of the thoughts that men and women have had. And when you are reading a book, you and the author are alone together β just the two of you. A library is a good place to go when you feel unhappy, for there, in a book, you may find encouragement and comfort. A library is a good place to go when you feel bewildered or undecided, for there, in a book, you may have your question answered. Books are good company, in sad times and happy times, for books are people β people who have managed to stay alive by hiding between the covers of a book.
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Walden is the report of a man torn by two powerful and opposing drivesβthe desire to enjoy the world (and not be derailed by a mosquito wing) and the urge to set the world straight. One cannot join these two successfully, but sometimes, in rare cases, something good or even great results from the attempt of the tormented spirit to reconcile them.
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I remember a day in class when he leaned forward, in his characteristic pose - the pose of a man about to impart a secret and croaked, "If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud! If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud! "This comical piece of advice struck me as sound at the time, and I still respect it. Why compound ignorance with inaudibility? Why run and hide?
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We teach our child many things I donβt believe in, and almost nothing I do believe in. We teach punctuality, particularly if the enforcement of it disturbs the peace. My father taught me, by example, that the greatest defeat in life was to miss a train. Only after many years did I learn that an escaping train carries away with it nothing vital to my health. Railroad trains are such magnificent objects we commonly mistake them for Destiny.
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E.B. White (One Man's Meat)
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Flammable. An oddity, chiefly useful in saving lives. The common word meaning "combustible" is inflammable. But some people are thrown off by the in- and think inflammable means "not combustible." For this reason, trucks carrying gasoline or explosives are now marked FLAMMABLE. Unless you are operating such a truck and hence are concerned with the safety of children and illiterates, use inflammable.
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Swamps where cedars grow and turtles wait on logs but not for anything in particular; fields bordered by crooked fences broken by years of standing still; orchards so old they have forgotten where the farmhouse is. In the north I have eaten my lunch in pastures rank with ferns and junipers, all under fair skies with a wind blowing.
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you must try to build yourself up. I want you to get plenty of sleep, and stop worrying. Never hurry and never worry! Chew your food thoroughly and eat every bit of it, except you must leave just enough for Templeton. Gain weight and stay wellβthatβs the way you can help. Keep fit, and donβt lose your nerve. Do you think you understand?
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It is not enough for the Negroes to declare that color-prejudice is the sole cause of their social condition, nor for the white South to reply that their social condition is the main cause of prejudice. They both act as reciprocal cause and effect, and a change in neither alone will bring the desired effect. Both must change, or neither can improve to any great extent."(p.88)...."Only by a union of intelligence and sympathy across the color-line in this critical period of the Republic shall justice and right triumph,
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It is a peculiar sensation, this double-consciousness, this sense of always looking at oneβs self through the eyes of others, of measuring oneβs soul by the tape of a world that looks on in amused contempt and pity. One ever feels his two-ness,βan American, a Negro; two souls, two thoughts, two unreconciled strivings; two warring ideals in one dark body, whose dogged strength alone keeps it from being torn asunder.
The history of the American Negro is the history of this strife β this longing to attain self-conscious manhood, to merge his double self into a better and truer self. In this merging he wishes neither of the older selves to be lost. He does not wish to Africanize America, for America has too much to teach the world and Africa. He wouldn't bleach his Negro blood in a flood of white Americanism, for he knows that Negro blood has a message for the world. He simply wishes to make it possible for a man to be both a Negro and an American without being cursed and spit upon by his fellows, without having the doors of opportunity closed roughly in his face.
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Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something. Of these three trembling cities the greatest is the last--the city of final destination, the city that is a goal. It is this third city that accounts for New York's high-strung disposition, its poetical deportment, its dedication to the arts, and its incomparable achievements. Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness; natives give it solidity and continuity; but the settlers give it passion.
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Walk the Bowery under the El at night and all you feel is a sort of cold guilt. Touched for a dime, you try to drop the coin and not touch the hand, because the hand is dirty; you try to avoid the glance, because the glance accuses. This is not so much personal menace as universal β the cold menace of unresolved human suffering and poverty and the advanced stages of the disease alcoholism.
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Clubs, fraternities, nationsβthese are the beloved barriers in the way of a workable world, these will have to surrender some of their rights and some of their ribs. A βfraternityβ is the antithesis of fraternity. The first (that is, the order or organization) is predicated on the idea of exclusion; the second (that is, the abstract thing) is based on a feeling of total equality. Anyone who remembers back to his fraternity days at college recalls the enthusiasts in his group, the rabid members, both young and old, who were obsessed with the mystical charm of membership in their particular order. They were usually men who were incapable of genuine brotherhood, or at least unaware of its implications. Fraternity begins when the exclusion formula is found to be distasteful. The effect of any organization of a social and brotherly nature is to strengthen rather than diminish the lines which divide people into classes; the effects of states and nations is the same, and eventually these lines will have to be softened, these powers will have to be generalized.
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The subtlest change in New York is something people donβt speak much about but that is in everyoneβs mind. The city, for the first time in its long history, is destructible. A single flight of planes no bigger than a wedge of geese can quickly end this island fantasy, burn the towers, crumble the bridges, turn the underground passages into lethal chambers, cremate the millions. The intimation of mortality is part of New York now: in the sound of jets overhead, in the black headlines of the latest edition.
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E.B. White (Here is New York)
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The sea answers all questions, and always in the same way; for when you read in the papers the interminable discussions and the bickering and the prognostications and the turmoil, the disagreements and the fateful decisions and agreements and the plans and the programs and the threats and the counter threats, then you close your eyes and the sea dispatches one more big roller in the unbroken line since the beginning of the world and it combs and breaks and returns foaming and saying: "So soon?"
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Summertime, oh, summertime, pattern of life indelible, the fade-proof lake, the woods unshatterable, the pasture with the sweetfern and the juniper forever and ever . . . the cottages with their innocent and tranquil design, their tiny docks with the flagpole and the American flag floating against the white clouds in the blue sky, the little paths over the roots of the trees leading from camp to camp. This was the American family at play, escaping the city heat.
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A block or two west of the new City of Man in Turtle Bay there is an old willow tree that presides over an interior garden. It is a battered tree, long suffering and much climbed, held together by strands of wire but beloved of those who know it. In a way it symbolizes the city: life under difficulties, growth against odds, sap-rise in the midst of concrete, and the steady reaching for the sun. Whenever I look at it nowadays, and feel the cold shadow of the planes, I think: "This must be saved, this particular thing, this very tree." If it were to go, all would go -- this city, this mischevious and marvelous monument which not to look upon would be like death.
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Muddiness is not merely a disturber of prose, it is also a destroyer of life, of hope: death on the highway caused by a badly worded road sign, heartbreak among lovers caused by a misplaced phrase in a well-intentioned letter, anguish of a traveler expecting to be met at a railroad station and not being met because of a slipshod telegram. Think of the tragedies that are rooted in ambiguity, and be clear! When you say something, make sure you have said it. The chances of your having said it are only fair.
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The growing spirit of kindliness and reconciliation between the North and South after the frightful differences of a generation ago ought to be a source of deep congratulation to all, and especially to those whose mistreatment caused the war; but if that reconciliation is to be marked by the industrial slavery and civic death of those same black men, with permanent legislation into a position of inferiority, then those black men, if they are really men, are called upon by every consideration of patriotism and loyalty to oppose such a course by all civilized methods, even though such opposition involves disagreement with Mr. Booker T. Washington. We have no right to sit silently by while the inevitable seeds are sown for a harvest of disaster to our children, black and white.
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There is a book out called Dog Training Made Easy, and it was sent to me the other day by the publisher, who rightly guessed that it would catch my eye. I like to read books on dog training. Being the owner of dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the Dachshund and why he canβt be trained and shouldnβt be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command. For a number of years past I have been agreeably encumbered by a very large and dissolute dachshund named Fred. Of all the dogs whom I have served Iβve never known one who understood so much of what I say or held it in such deep contempt. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him in something that he wants to do. And when I answer his peremptory scratch at the door and hold the door open for him to walk through, he stops in the middle and lights a cigarette, just to hold me up.
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Surely the Board knows what democracy is. It is the line that forms on the right. It is the donβt in Donβt Shove. It is the hole in the stuffed shirt through which the sawdust slowly trickles; it is the dent in the high hat. Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half the people are right more than half the time. It is the feeling of privacy in the voting booths, the feeling of communion in the libraries, the feeling of vitality everywhere. Democracy is the score at the beginning of the ninth. It is an idea which hasnβt been disproved yet, a song the words of which have not gone bad. Itβs the mustard on the hot dog and the cream in the rationed coffee. Democracy is a request from a War Board, in the middle of a morning in the middle of a war, wanting to know what democracy is.
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I'm staying right here," grumbled the rat. "I haven't the slightest interest in fairs."
"That's because you've never been to one," remarked the old sheep . "A fair is a rat's paradise. Everybody spills food at a fair. A rat can creep out late at night and have a feast. In the horse barn you will find oats that the trotters and pacers have spilled. In the trampled grass of the infield you will find old discarded lunch boxes containing the foul remains of peanut butter sandwiches, hard-boiled eggs, cracker crumbs, bits of doughnuts, and particles of cheese. In the hard-packed dirt of the midway, after the glaring lights are out and the people have gone home to bed, you will find a veritable treasure of popcorn fragments, frozen custard dribblings, candied apples abandoned by tired children, sugar fluff crystals, salted almonds, popsicles,partially gnawed ice cream cones,and the wooden sticks of lollypops. Everywhere is loot for a rat--in tents, in booths, in hay lofts--why, a fair has enough disgusting leftover food to satisfy a whole army of rats."
Templeton's eyes were blazing.
" Is this true?" he asked. "Is this appetizing yarn of yours true? I like high living, and what you say tempts me."
"It is true," said the old sheep. "Go to the Fair Templeton. You will find that the conditions at a fair will surpass your wildest dreams. Buckets with sour mash sticking to them, tin cans containing particles of tuna fish, greasy bags stuffed with rotten..."
"That's enough!" cried Templeton. "Don't tell me anymore I'm going!
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In the loveliest town of all where the houses were white and high and the elm trees were green and higher than the houses where the front yards were wide and pleasant and the back yards were bushy and worth finding out about, where the streets sloped down to the stream and the stream flowed quietly under the bridge, where the lawns ended in orchards and the orchards ended in fields and the fields ended in pastures and the pastures climbed the hill and disappeared over the top toward the wonderful wide sky, in this loveliest of all towns Stuart stopped to get a drink of sarsaparilla.
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The United States, almost alone today, offers the liberties and the privileges and the tools of freedom. In this land the citizens are still invited to write their plays and books, to paint their pictures, to meet for discussion, to dissent as well as to agree, to mount soapboxes in the public square, to enjoy education in all subjects without censorship, to hold court and judge one another, to compose music, to talk politics with their neighbors without wondering whether the secret police are listening, to exchange ideas as well as goods, to kid the government when it needs kidding, and to read real news of real events instead of phony news manufactured by a paid agent of the state. This is a fact and should give every person pause.
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The degree of ignorance cannot easily be expressed. We may say, for instance, that nearly two-thirds of them cannot read or write. This but partially expresses the fact. They are ignorant of the world about them, of modern economic organization, of the function of government, of individual worth and possibilities,βof nearly all those things which slavery in self-defence had to keep them from learning. Much that the white boy imbibes from his earliest social atmosphere forms the puzzling problems of the black boyβs mature years. America is not another word for Opportunity to all her sons.
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[Democracy] is the line that forms on the right. It is the donβt in donβt shove. It is the hole in the stuffed shirt through which the sawdust slowly trickles; it is the dent in the high hat. Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. It is the feeling of privacy in the voting booths, the feeling of communion in the libraries, the feeling of vitality everywhere. Democracy is a letter to the editor. Democracy is the score at the beginning of the ninth. It is an idea which hasnβt been disproved yet, a song the words of which have not gone bad. Itβs the mustard on the hot dog and the cream in the rationed coffee. Democracy is a request from a War Board, in the middle of a morning in the middle of a war, wanting to know what democracy is.
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Dear Mr. Nadeau:
As long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread and the scene is not desolate. Hope is the thing that is left to us, in a bad time. I shall get up Sunday morning and wind the clock, as a contribution to order and steadfastness.
Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say, the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society β things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed, sometimes rather suddenly. It is quite obvious that the human race has made a queer mess of life on this planet. But as a people we probably harbor seeds of goodness that have lain for a long time waiting to sprout when the conditions are right. Manβs curiosity, his relentlessness, his inventiveness, his ingenuity have led him into deep trouble. We can only hope that these same traits will enable him to claw his way out.
Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day.
Sincerely,
E. B. White
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I am not sure whether you could call this abuse, but when I was (long ago) abroad in the world of dry men, I saw parents, usually upscale and educated and talented and functional and white, patient and loving and supportive and concerned and involved in their childrenβs lives, profilgate with compliments and diplomatic with constructive criticism, loquacious in their pronouncements of unconditional love for and approval of their children, conforming to every last jot-tittle in any conceivably definition of a good parent, I saw parent after unimpeachable parent who raised kids who were (a) emotionally retarded or (b) lethally self-indulgent or (c) chronically depressed or (d) borderline psychotic or (e) consumed with narcissistic self-loathing or (f) neurotically driven/addicted or (g) variously psychosomatically Disabled or (h) some conjunctive permutation of (a) β¦ (g).
Why is this. Why do many parents who seem relentlessly bent on producing children who feel they are good persons deserving of love produce children who grow to feel they are hideous persons not deserving of love who just happen to have lucked into having parents so marvelous that the parents love them even though they are hideous?
Is it a sign of abuse if a mother produces a child who believes not that he is innately beautiful and lovable and deserving of magnificent maternal treatment but somehow that he is a hideous unlovable child who has somehow lucked in to having a really magnificent mother? Probably not.
But could such a mother then really be all that magnificent, if thatβs the childβs view of himself?
...I think, Mrs. Starkly, that I am speaking of Mrs. Avril M.-T. Incandenza, although the woman is so multileveled and indictment-proof that it is difficult to feel comfortable with any sort of univocal accusation of anything. Something just was not right, is the only way to put it. Something creepy, even on the culturally stellar surface.
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