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Goddammit Donut!
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Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1))
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Sergeant-at-Arms. “Well, that’s a lie, now isn’t it? It should just be Sergeant-at-Arm, not arms,” Donut quipped. “The next time we see him, I hope you rip his other arm off, Carl. Then he’ll just be a Sergeant.
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Matt Dinniman (The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5))
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But then they’ll just run away,” Donut said. “I’d run away if some crazy guy showed up at game night and pulled out a gun and said, ‘Let’s play Russian Roulette instead of spin the bottle.
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Matt Dinniman (The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5))
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Donut: I’M JUST GLAD IT DIDN’T KEEP US IN IOWA. DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD VOLUNTARILY VISIT IOWA? THAT’S ALMOST AS BAD AS DELAWARE.
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Matt Dinniman (The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6))
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Apito warns us of the great beast who yearns to unravel the heavens and kill all the gods. And now this great deceiver, this devourer of all that is holy, has a name. She is Donut, the Oak Fell, the death upon us all. She who ends.
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Matt Dinniman (Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2))