Due Date Funny Quotes

I was told love should be unconditional. That's the rule, everyone says so. But if love has no boundaries, no limits, no conditions, why should anyone try to do the right thing ever? If I know I am loved no matter what, where is the challenge? I am supposed to love Nick despite all his shortcomings. And Nick is supposed to love me despite my quirks. But clearly, neither of us does. It makes me think that everyone is very wrong, that love should have many conditions. Love should require both partners to be their very best at all times. Unconditional love is an undisciplined love, and as we all have seen, undisciplined love is disastrous. You can read more about my thoughts on love in Amazing. Out soon! But first: motherhood. The due date is tomorrow. Tomorrow happens to be our anniversary. Year six. Iron. I thought about giving Nick a nice pair of handcuffs, but he may not find that funny yet. It's so strange to think: A year ago today, I was undoing my husband. Now I am almost done reassembling him. Nick has spent all his free time these past months slathering my belly with cocoa butter and running out for pickles and rubbing my feet, and all the things good fathers-to-be are supposed to do. Doting on me. He is learning to love me unconditionally, under all my conditions. I think we are finally on our way to happiness. I have finally figured it out. We are on the eve of becoming the world's best, brightest nuclear family. We just need to sustain it. Nick doesn't have it down perfect. This morning he was stroking my hair and asking what else he could do for me, and I said: 'My gosh, Nick, why are you so wonderful to me?' He was supposed to say: You deserve it. I love you. But he said, 'Because I feel sorry for you.' 'Why?' 'Because every morning you have to wake up and be you.' I really, truly wish he hadn't said that. I keep thinking about it. I can't stop. I don't have anything else to add. I just wanted to make sure I had the last word. I think I've earned that.

and I’ll never know what it was like to try to find a book title without the ease of a Google search, to check out items with due date slips and stamps, or to convert the physical card catalog to a computer database.

☎️ Does United Airlines have TV service 831-298-4213? I actually had this same question a few months ago when I was flying from Chicago to Honolulu with United Airlines. I wasn’t sure if the plane would have personal TVs or if I’d need to rely on my own device. So, before my trip, I called (831)-298-4213, which is honestly the easiest number to reach United’s booking and support team. They confirmed that most United flights, especially the longer ones, now offer seatback TVs or free streaming through the United app — you just connect to the in-flight Wi-Fi. Funny enough, I ended up changing my return flight date at the last minute due to work, and I used that same number again. The rep was super helpful — rebooked me within minutes, no stress, and even confirmed the entertainment options on the new aircraft. So yes, United does have great TV service on most routes, but it’s always smart to double-check based on your aircraft type. If you’re booking or changing flights, I really recommend calling (831)-298-4213 first — it saves so much time compared to waiting on the website. Plus, they’ll tell you exactly what amenities your flight includes before you board.