Dude De Ching Quotes

The world is every bit stupefying, But it’s far fucking out. Am I wrong?

44. Abidement Bullshit money or basic freedoms: which is dearer? Contentment or competition: which is more valuable? Compensation or employment: which is more painful? Great coitus incurs great expense, And great wealth incurs fucking phoniness, But great abidement incurs no loss. Therefore: He who knows when to take it easy Can’t be worried about that shit, And may long endure ups and downs, strikes and gutters. Tao Te Ching: 44. Contentment Fame or Self: which is dearer? Self or wealth: which is more valuable? Profit or loss: which is more painful? Great love incurs great expense, And great wealth incurs great theft, But great contentment incurs no loss. Therefore: He who knows when to stop Does not continue into danger, And may long endure.

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The Stranger accepts the World, As the World accepts the Dude; He narrates the film, so is clearly heard; Does not self-apply a name, so remains unknown; Has never been to London or France, But can die with a smile on his face without feelin’ like the good lord gypped him; Because he does not eat the bar, the bar does not eat him, He does not curse, so no one curses him.

Goons are tools, violent, not golfers; The Dude will not deal with morons. His purpose is recreation; Their purpose is micturation.

My mind is foolish, indeed rather vulgar. Aimless as the restless winds, I seem to have no direction at all. I suppose I am rather different from everyone else. Yet I am content. Everything I need is right here.

As temptations avail themselves to you Can you remain steadfast as a mother bird in her nest? As you grow wise and knowledgeable about many things, Can you retain the modesty of an amateur?

When a nation falls to chaos Then loyalty and patriotism are born.