Doug Larson Quotes

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.” - Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except to be able to grow in rows

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Change before you have to.—Jack Welch Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.—Doug Larson Communication creates collaboration. Big ears are better than big egos. When you’re not listening, ask good questions.—Bill Walsh The

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Doug Larson, the famous runner and 1924 Olympic Gold Medal winner, said it best 'Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. — Doug Larson

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~ Doug Larson

Nada es imposible para alguien con una mente de principiante, es lo que Suzuki le está diciendo. Doug Larson, un periodista del siglo XX, lo dijo de una manera más graciosa: "Algunos de los mayores logros del mundo fueron realizados por personas que no fueron lo suficientemente inteligente para saber que eran imposibles.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

vulnerable and at-risk, even though he’d be doing her worse damage.  Right now, though, he’s losing face every time he blows a case.  And he’s batting, what?  Less than fifty-percent since you’ve been in office and have more than doubled his caseload?” “Right at,” Cramer agreed.  “That was in the paper last week.  Blames us and the various P.D.s for that, though.” “Of course.  Never mind that he’s never had a workload of serious crimes to prosecute like he’s got now.” Landon shook his head.  “You expected less?” “I have a name for people like that.” “I’m sure, Martin,” Landon said.  “Just keep it to yourself, please.  We don’t need that printed in the local scandal sheet, too.” Martin glanced around the room, then pointedly back at Landon.  “Who’s going to tell?” Landon purposely turned his head toward several locals standing at the front desk, all of them incapable of hearing them, but all of them also watching them through the open door.  “Think anybody reads lips?” Martin grimaced. “I just got word from a pal over at Dutfeld’s office that the prosecutor is going after Doug Long, for sure,” Red said, walking in, his attention on Martin as he handed Landon more papers to sign.  He closed the door.  “Has anyone been out to see him?” “Yeah,” Cramer answered.  “Me and Larson went out.  Doug is working as a mechanic for his dad.  Living there, too, because he’s got his

The ageing process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.” Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Mucha gente confunde una mala memoria con una conciencia limpia