Diva Funny Quotes

As Calvin helped him to the stairs, Dex braced himself. “So on a scale of one to diva, how pissed off is Sloane at me right now?” Calvin winced. “I’d say…. Mariah Carey pissed.

New Rule: Let the Pope be Pope. An animal-rights group in Italy has asked Pope Benedict to give up his fur-trimmed cape and hat. To which the Pope replied, "Don't be hatin' on my cape, bitch." Sorry, but Popes are the original divas, they invented bling, they've been wearing outlandish outfits for a thousand years--almost as long as Elton John. The clothes, the jewels, the fancy palace...Those aren't just symbols of the Papacy, they are the Papacy. The day the Pope shows up on the balcony in a pair of jeans and polo shirt is the day a billion Catholics go, "What the hell were we thinking?

Streisand, the day-trading diva, personified the way people abuse Lynch’s teachings. In 1999 she burbled, “We go to Starbucks every day, so I buy Starbucks stock.” But the Funny Girl forgot that no matter how much you love those tall skinny lattes, you still have to analyze Starbucks’s financial statements and make sure the stock isn’t even more overpriced than the coffee.

You can't stand to see me shine, better buy a visor You don't ever cross my mind, what's a sheep to a tiger? On your horse so high, swear to God I'm higher Know you're beggin' for a dime, I'ma throw you a fiver Beggin' for it, beggin' for it, beggin' for some relevance As soon as I pull up on you, scare you like a skeleton You can't stand to see me shine, better buy a visor You don't ever cross my mind, what's a sheep to a tiger? Leeches leechin', wanna juice me, peaches All eyes on me, peepers, you all jeepers creepеrs Call me a fuckin' diva, I'm an overachievеr I'm a knockout, anesthesia, give me a breather Heard the gossip, heard a rumor That you said you made me who I am You think you're the man You're so toxic, like Britney bitch I drop you just because I can You think you're the man, bitch please -- Self-made, self-paid, how dare you speak my name? Where were you yesterday? So lame that I'm your only claim to fame No way, cliché, you grown man playin' games I'm on pointe like ballet, you three-headed snake