Deadpool's Quotes

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

Through lightest dark or darkest light, You dont need no bling to join the fight. We're mercs with mouths and so much more, Yippee-ki-yay, we're the Deadpool Corps!

Clint: I couldn't tell if Black Cat used her bad luck powers on me or not. Deadpool: What a sad indictment of your life.

Deadpool: I'm just gonna swipe left on this whole fight if that's cool

M, I love you like Deadpool loves Batman. He doesn't. But even if he did, they're from completely different universes. --R

Juggernaut: All right. Get the Doc to work -- now. Before I change my mind. Deadpool: Wow. Whaddaya know? LOGIC stops the Juggernaut!

My common sense is tingling.

Float like a corpse sting like a lemon.

If memory serves, it takes him quite a while to re-grow a head...

Passion begets hunger. Hunger consumes worlds. - Silver Surfer

Arcade:HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld? Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides! Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here. Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me. Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist. Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here? Arcade: Arrrgh! YES,PEOPLE,THAT'S RIGHT!I DISCOVERED WADE WILSON'S GENIUS!!!I'M BLESSED!!!

Hey, y'know what money can buy? A solid gold gun. That shoots diamond bullets. I call it "The Compensator". Whatta ya think?

Superheroes don’t use swords?” Diehl said gleefully. “What about Nightcrawler? Deadpool? Electra, Shatterstar, Green Arrow, Hawkeye—oh, and then there’s Blade and Katana! Two superheroes who are actually named after swords! Oh, and Wolverine had that idiotic Muramasa Blade made with part of his soul. Which, while incredibly lame, was still a far cooler magical weapon than Sting!

The Punisher: If there are no consequences to your mistakes...there are no reason not to make them...

British!Deadpool: "No, it's no good. I can feel that an American's having a major battle. For some bizarre reason I feel utterly compelled to get involved.

This your bomb? I'm here to return it to you. Up your ass. Hey, speaking of which, you used to work with Iron Fist a lot, right? How is that 'SPEAKING OF WHICH?!!- Power man & Deadpool

Goddamn Lassiter. Dinner invite. Sal’s. WTF. The last thing he wanted to do was sit across from that angel and listen to a Reservoir Dogs opener about dick symbolism in Deadpool. The problem? His brother, iAm, did make the best Bolognese anywhere, and besides, if Trez didn’t show? Lassiter was just the flavor of asshole to turn up here in a clown costume and honk his nose until Trez lost his mind.

Well, my beautiful girlfriend, you are about to be one lucky lady." She beamed. "Ryan Reynolds wants to make a baby with me?" He paused and then shook his head. "What the fuck? You dig Deadpool?" She nodded. "Hell yeah, I do, he's sexy." "I'm naked here, you just took advantage of me, and you are calling some other dude sexy?" She smiled. "Yes, because I love you and find you sexy. But that doesn't matter, carry on,

I already killed you once... And I bet you’ll come back again and again... No matter how many times I slaughter you. Your tendency to come back from the brink of death has nothing to do with your healing factor. Your mutant power isn’t regeneration. It’s popularity.

I WILL NOT LET YOU DIE!!! BE MY BOTTOM AND LIVE!

Kidpool: Seems like we spend a lot of time bashing flunkies. There's no end to them. Lady Deadpool: They belong to the same union as Stormtroopers and red shirts.

[Wastes two bullets on the corpse of a goon who shot him in the a()s] Deadpool: Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!

[Fires at Ajax multiple times and misses] Deadpool: Bad Deadpool! [Shoots another bad guy in the head] Deadpool: Good Deadpool

The Punisher: If there are no consequences to your mistakes...you have no reason...not to make them...

Don't make me run! You wouldn't like me after you make me run!

Deadpool: These masks, you know, they hide more than faces, Bank. They hide feelings.

Can we get them some ring pops, like in the proposal scene in Deadpool? Will I have to carry them down the aisle clenched in my ass, just like in Deadpool? Why the fuck am I thinking about Deadpool so much? Besides the fact that that movie is perfect, I mean. Mike

You know better than most what a violent world this is... even more so if you're walking around in it not being and looking how the dodgy majority want you to be and look.

DeadPool reminds me for some other films which are sci-fi, like Selflessness and Mr.Nobody....But the speech is awful it must be fixed!

who would win in a fight, Deadpool or Wolverine.

You gotta remember no matter how bad things get. That life is fluid. There’s always a chance that something great is waiting around the next corner. You just have to find a way to keep rounding corners.

The X-Men, Transformers 2, and Deadpool.

Piss off, Dickweed! We both know that I look a thousand times better in this shirt than you!” “The only thing you look good in is an environment suit that hides your ugly ass face! Now let go!” “You let go!” “No, you let go!” “No, you!” “You!” Alex and Andrew were fighting over a shirt. It was an admittedly cool shirt, which depicted Deadpool on the front. He was sitting on a couch and hugging a unicorn with assless chaps. At the same time… they were fighting over a freaking shirt.

Those guys were rubbery ninjas that healed like Deadpool. Just as ugly, too, but damned handy to have in a fight.

I'm like Deadpool for God