Curb Enthusiasm Quotes

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

You mean all the dead women looked like Mr. Hauptman’s ex-wife? That’s . . . that’s right out of a profiler’s book.” Jenny snorted her coffee, wiped her nose, and gave her assistant a quelling look. “You might curb your enthusiasm over the deaths of seven women, Andrea. It isn’t really appropriate.” “Poor things,” said Andrea obediently. “But this is like being in the middle of an episode of Criminal Minds.” She paused. “Okay. That’s dorky.

Larry: i don’t really get this fascination that people have with the ocean Cheryl: no? Larry: i dunno. i mean i stare at it for ten minutes and i go okay i get it Cheryl: don’t you feel calmer? Larry: i feel aggravated that i am missing what other people are getting.

Meditation is to dive all the way within, beyond thought, to the source of thought and pure consciousness. It enlarges the container, every time you transcend. When you come out, you come out refreshed, filled with energy and enthusiasm for life." -David Lynch

And for those who cannot curb their enthusiasm, seeing the cup as half full, and those who cannot find happiness, seeing the cup as half empty, being human, we can abandon the middle path altogether and meet where the cup runneth over, and everyone can choose not to make another unhappy.

Visit any comedy club, or watch Bridesmaids, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy or Louis CK’s routines on YouTube, and you’ll realize that Americans pay comedians millions of dollars to talk about things most of them have felt, or thought, but never said in public. In

The New Atheists believe that science replaces the claims about the world that religion makes — and therefore makes religion redundant. Some of them think that a whole new moral system should be based on science. That’s sounding more and more like religion itself to me. But the other unsettling way in which Humanism imitates religion — and perhaps the most notable one in the case of the New Atheists — is its claim that people who do not share its beliefs are not only mistaken but also deluded and perhaps even evil. The line I quoted above about opposition to evolution being a sign of insanity and possibly wickedness comes, of course, from Richard Dawkins. [Curb your enthusiasm]

The man she’d laid claim to pulled back slowly as if his lips were reluctant to part from hers. He set her back on her feet, and it belatedly occurred to her that he’d managed to remain standing during the entire affair. How lovely. Not many men could handle her enthusiasm— also known as ‘your fat ass’, according to her wanted-to-be-punched brother— when she jumped on them. And yes, that was another thing her mother tried to curb, given her enthusiastic habit of flinging herself at people to say hello inadvertently took them to the ground— and on some unfortunate occasions to the emergency room. Daddy’s fault. A big man, he never had a problem catching his twin baby girls, even when they got to be taller than most men. Lucky her, though, fate had chosen a big hunk of a guy as her mate. Fist pump.

The presence of famine and natural disasters, including earthquakes, and the reality of continuing warfare among the nations after the coming of the Messiah should serve “not to curb enthusiasm for the Lord’s return but to warn against false claimants and an expectation of a premature return based upon misconstrued signs.”[26] The Messiah has come and inaugurated his kingdom. But the Messiah must return at the end of the age to consummate that kingdom! The presence of war, famine, and earthquakes throughout the entire interadvental period tells us that the consummation is still yet to come.

And for those who cannot curb their enthusiasm, seeing the cup half full, and for those who cannot find the way to be happy because the cup is half empty, we can meet not in the middle, but being our kind, the human kind, meet where the cup runneth over, and everyone can choose not to make another unhappy.

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18/2018: Tom Arnold's "The Hunt for the Trump Tapes" Debuts on Viceland Described as ‘All the President’s Men’ meets ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm,’ Tom Arnold set about to track down and obtain every embarrassing audio or videotape he could find on Donald J. Trump. Despite outreach to everyone from Howard Stern to TMZ to the Apprentice producers, Arnold came up with very little and the show's eight-episode series finally came to an end.

Thomas Henri Huxley often preached tolerance, but in practice he could not wait to go after religion and religious people in the most scornful of terms. [Curb your enthusiasm,2016]

And yet I, and others of my ilk, am reviled in terms far harsher than those kept for the real opponents like the Creationists. We are labelled ‘accommodationists’ for our willingness to give religion a space not occupied by science. We are put down in terms that denote powerful emotion, way beyond reason. In The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, I am likened to Neville Chamberlain, the pusillanimous appeaser of Hitler. Jerry Coyne, the author of both the book and the blog Why Evolution is True and an ardent fan of Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, wrote about one of my books in terms used by George Orwell: ‘There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.’ The Minnesota biologist PZ Myers, who writes the blog Pharyngula, has referred to me as a ‘clueless gobshite’. And if I had a dollar for everyone who has made a pun out of my last name, I would be a very rich man. Because I will not toe the line absolutely or bow down in praise of Dawkins and company, because I laugh at their pretensions and positions, I am anathema maranatha. [Curb your enthusiasm]

My dick is so stiff and hard it’s painful and becoming unbearable. I get to have sex with my girlfriend. I am having sex, motherfuckers! I try to curb my enthusiasm, but it’s hard. Really hard.