Crochet Humor Quotes

Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones had their chance. They returned and they were sent away again. It's time to move on. Time to take up another hobby, like crocheting, or serial killing.

He frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet.

We're so overdressed for a daytime event about crochet.

Was this, she thought, what happened when one made friends with a married woman? One automatically got the husband too? - like a crochet pattern, coming free with a magazine?

I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.' 'You had sex then?' 'No we crocheted a quilt.' I cocked my head to side and gave him my nastiest glare." Lorelei Preston to Agent Brody-The Wild Hunt

can't even sleep through the night without you and those sun-dried ginger ale complected limbs crocheted into my thighs...

To the reader who is unaware of this violent and bloody sport known as crocheting (cro·shey·ing): it is defined as “three rounds of two-minute cage-fighting using only needles and yarn as weaponry.” Although made illegal in most U.S. municipalities, underground croch-fighting has been rampant in Southwestern

Sir, you have insulted me!" she cried theatrically. "I challenge you to a duel!" "What weapons do ladies duel with?" Hugh laughed. "Crochet hooks at dawn!

In the days approaching Christmas, she always reminds me of the previous year: 'Jane crocheted you an entire poncho, and all you gave her was a bone-shaped beach stone.