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Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.
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Joss Whedon
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The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones had their chance. They returned and they were sent away again. It's time to move on. Time to take up another hobby, like crocheting, or serial killing.
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Derek Landy (Death Bringer (Skulduggery Pleasant, #6))
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He frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet.
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Val McDermid (Kick Back (Kate Brannigan, #2))
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We're so overdressed for a daytime event about crochet.
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Beth O'Leary (The Flatshare)
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Was this, she thought, what happened when one made friends with a married woman? One automatically got the husband too? - like a crochet pattern, coming free with a magazine?
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Sarah Waters (The Paying Guests)
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Sir, you have insulted me!" she cried theatrically. "I challenge you to a duel!"
"What weapons do ladies duel with?" Hugh laughed.
"Crochet hooks at dawn!
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Ken Follett (A Dangerous Fortune)
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I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.'
'You had sex then?'
'No we crocheted a quilt.' I cocked my head to side and gave him my nastiest glare." Lorelei Preston to Agent Brody-The Wild Hunt
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Ashley Jeffery (The Wild Hunt)
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Tenez, regardez les cagoules : on étais tous d'accord pour dire que ça faisait pitié, et puis en 2020, les cool kids ont collectivement décrété que c'était stylé, et depuis tout le monde porte des putains de cagoules en crochet.
Si vous lisez ces lignes, vous êtes probablement une femme entre 20 et 20 ans qui gravite dans le milieu de la culture. J'évalue vos chances de posséder une cagoule en crochet à 50 %.
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Salomé Lahoche (Peur de mourir mais flemme de vivre)
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In the days approaching Christmas, she always reminds me of the previous year: 'Jane crocheted you an entire poncho, and all you gave her was a bone-shaped beach stone.
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Sara Baume (A Line Made By Walking)
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can't even sleep through the night without you and those sun-dried ginger ale complected limbs crocheted into my thighs...
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Brandi L. Bates
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To the reader who is unaware of this violent and bloody sport known as crocheting (cro·shey·ing): it is defined as “three rounds of two-minute cage-fighting using only needles and yarn as weaponry.” Although made illegal in most U.S. municipalities, underground croch-fighting has been rampant in Southwestern
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Freida McFadden (11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories)
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Loopier than a crochet convention
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NOT A BOOK (The Dresden Files 11 Novels Storm Front to Turn Coat by Jim Butcher)