Coyote Ugly Quotes

Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

I’m sorry . . .” She shrugs, glancing back at him. “Gotta admit he’s hot, though, Livie. He looks like a Mediterranean underwear model. There’d be no coyote-ugly situation in the morning there.

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.

Ree, you’re hot.” I blink a few times (you know because blinking totally helps you to hear better).

Shel fancies herself like the bar owner in the Coyote Ugly movie. ‘You are to appear available but never be available’ type thing.

I glanced over his shoulder to get a look at his latest drawing. A wolf and a coyote stood side by side beneath a dual sky, sun and moon shining at the same time. "They're brothers," Rafael said. He laid his charcoal on the grass. "Wolf is wise and judicious. Coyote's a trickster. They're the two faces of God. Everything in the world is dual-natured. Even God isn't all good or all bad." He told me about how the sun used to be married to the moon before they quarreled and parted ways, leaving the sun to rule the world at day and the moon at night. He told me how the Wolf had sewn us all out of seeds and put us in a cloth bag to keep us safe, but the Coyote had clawed the bag open and everyone had spilled out, landing and taking root in different parts of the world. He told me about the girl with Two Faces, one half of her face devastatingly beautiful, the other half impossibly ugly, and the man who lover her anyway. He told me about the days when death lacked permanence and ten different generations lived together beneath the same stars. He talked, as he always talked, without any real purpose, clearing his head of the cluttering thoughts that had gathered and built up until he could pour them into me.

That bitch is a cuntcicle of epic proportions who deserves to have a twat tap so severe that she chokes on the bile in her stomach.

There are those who, deprived of physical beauty, develop a sincerity and beauty of spirit that seems to eclipse their appearance. They marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

He opened his mouth to say whatever Blake-ish thing he was going to say, but we were at the drinks table and this girl named Tina was throwing a bottle around like she was in the cast of Coyote Ugly.

Why does it have to be Coyote?” Marina’s pleading voice sounded like any mother who grieved as a child marched off to battle. Even the ugly ones.

What even IS 'coyote ugly', gurl? I mean, there are those whom I would do in an alley or on a park bench, at night; but, they wouldn't have my phone number in their Contact List the next day!

Think about it, man. You banging Coach’s daughter—bragging rights for months.” My shirt comes down over my head. “We don’t even know what she looks like. She could be a brown bagger.” Brown bagger = someone you’d only fuck if their face was covered. Coyote ugly.