Costa Rica Funny Quotes

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Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he thought we were headed to Iraq.
Chelsea Handler (Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea)
I was overreacting. I tend to do that when imagining someone wearing my skin as a cape.
Nadine Hays Pisani (The Costa Rica Escape Manual: Your How-To Guide on Moving, Traveling Through, & Living in Costa Rica)