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It was all pretend horror. Safe horror. There was something to that. Therapeutic screams.
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Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
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It was an echoing susurrus, reverberating toward them down the elevator shaft. It was an ominous sound. There was a fullness to it that triggered a cascade of pinpricks down the base of Quinn’s neck. The car rose and the fuzzy, amorphous sound resolved into a familiar bassline. And then voices. And then . . . wolves howling? “That’s Thriller,” Quinn said.
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Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
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Blind anger was just wasted energy.
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Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
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My bullshit sense is tingling. Where did you find this, Pete?” “My uncle.” “By any chance an uncle who thinks the president is a lizard person?
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Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
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Never discount the gullibility of people on the internet, though. Janky production values and all, there were people who believed. Or at least wanted to believe, needed that outrage in their lives like a handrail.
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Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
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And the voice she used to remind herself was not her own but Ruston Vance’s. He was her redneck Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
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That one’s not even a teenager—he’s thirty and stays young by drinking blood!
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Adam Cesare (Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2))
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Yes, of course he owed money. More than usual. Recent events had cleaned him out. But he didn’t think the cable company would’ve jumped to kidnapping after final notice and shutting off his HBO
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Adam Cesare (The Church of Frendo (Clown in a Cornfield, Book 3))