Chuck Norris Funny Quotes

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Funny how words that are supposed to make people happy kind of make you want to punch a tree like Chuck Norris.
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Rachel Van Dyken (The Matchmaker's Playbook (Wingmen Inc., #1))
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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend)
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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend)
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Oliver Oliver Reed
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Oliver Oliver Reed
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Oliver Oliver Reed
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Oliver Oliver Reed