Chopper Funny Quotes

His heavy-lidded gaze reflected a languor that had nothing to do with having just awakened, and there was no doubt what was on his mind. But this is no safe cherry picker, Gwen thought, growing more concerned by the moment. This man looks like a cherry tree chopper-downer.

I snapped my teeth at him making him retract his fingers to a safe distance away from my choppers. I grinned as I turned around and made a move to grab my duvet so I could shake it out and make my bed, only to find I couldn't because Storm was lying on top of it. I didn't even hear him come in. “Hello, my baby boy,” I cooed. Alec gasped from behind me. “How does he fucking do that?” I smiled as I leaned over and scratched behind Storm's ears. “Because he is a cool dog.” “This is not funny, he doesn't make a fucking sound... it's not right, not right at all!” I grinned. “I told you,” I said as I turned around to face Alec again. “He is a ninja dog.