Chartered Accountant Quotes

VALENTINE: Are you talking about Lord Byron, the poet? BERNARD: No, you fucking idiot, we're talking about Lord Byron, the chartered accountant.

Independence means.. enjoying freedom and empowering others too to let them do so.

Your good friends can write a book on you; but Your best friends can create an embarrassing full fledged 3 hours movie on you, with silliest jingles and animation made ever.

Doesn’t matter if you can dream it or not, all that matters is if you can begin it or not? Take that first step.

Good people won’t do bad to you if you hurt them. They’ll just be neutral and walk away, with experience and a lesson; and you’ll be left with well-wishers less one.

Black and white is mix of toughest simplicity and easiest complexity.

It hurts deeper is when somebody you love becomes someone you loved.

Black and white, oldest of the vintages, newest of the last season.

Black and white is salt and pepper of colors, for life tastes bland without them.

Life as a defeated warrior with dignity is lot better than the king ruling without it.

New year is a day, to tune the rhythm called SOUL, with best chords called EXPERIENCES and play the guitar called LIFE.

Only one person can stop me or keep me going; I myself.

Every vision has its own rainbow; The day you realise your vision you'll see your rainbow.

Never ever let anyone take the charge of your Guitar called LIFE. Tune your Dreams, for you are the composer of the tracks of your life. Why do you wait? What are you scared of?

Black and white is heaviest of vibrant and at the same time lightest of achromatic.

Time spent for temporary happiness like movie or outing or weekend on a beach is all synthetic; with shelf life of a day or two. Work for your bigger dreams that should last for whole life. Then movie and beach would seem more interesting, realising that you have done something.

Forgive all before you go to sleep, you'll be forgiven before you get up. – Lord Krishna.

You win, not by defeating others, but by performing better than before.

Work is just a part of our Life, not vice versa. So Live life full time, work work, part time.

Who said I won't fail? I might. Who said I might give up? I won't.

Be a master of your dreams, not the slave of your sorrows.

Dream high, beyond the sky; no matter wings so small, keep vision bright; just dare to learn, for you are born to fly.

No one else can understand you better than you yourself.

If you want to fly you need to grow up, to grow up you need to be a kid again. To be a kid again you have to just be yourself; so come out of your cozy comfort zone, Yell out and break the boundaries your are stuck in.. Then only you can fly.

Hurting a softhearted caring person would please you but loss is yours; you would have friends less one.

Thinking in loneliness and speaking in public are the two things leaders are masters at.

Beware of will power. It damages your giving-up skills.

Black and white is as if phoenix of colors has eloped into opacity.

Corporate rule number 7; survival of the fittest spoon. Those who follow reach nowhere.

Irony of the world is that it wants to simplify the complexity and complicate the simplicity.

Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.

People may create your dreams with you, not for you. It’s you and only you who has to think, start and continue.

Black and white, severally incomplete and at the same time completely several.

Sunshine, external, is universal; internal, the eternal. Choose; shine.

Freedom of speech doesn't mean threatening the freedom of others.

Rainbow of happiness is the byproduct of your inner sunshine, after the rain of sorrows.

Speed of love is measured in blushes per hour.

Whatever you do, do it with passion; learn new things, set new standards. If you fall down, get up; just get going, non-stop. This is how dreams come true.

Thanksgiving means thanking the givers.

Life is like playing a guitar and meditation is like music. Small session of rehearsals daily won’t show much but would make you ROCK in the long run.