Cement Mixer Quotes

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Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.
Thomas Pynchon (Bleeding Edge)
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Ronnie Barker
Do you feel like you've been through a meat grinder or just tumbled around in a cement mixer?
Dana Marton (Deathmarch (Broslin Creek, #7))
...When our thoughts revolve we are so often deceived into supposing that their violent movement is an indication of their vigorous originality, the upheaval of prejudice and fixed ideas, when all the time it is more likely that the machine which contains them is only an elaborate cement-mixer, and when the thinking is finished, those whirling thoughts are smoothed into the unchanged conventional mould and seeing them set solid enough to dance, to build, to travel upon, we would never dream of their first deceit, of the hope once roused by their apparently violent reorganisation...
Janet Frame (Towards Another Summer)
Eventually we crossed a plank over a narrow ditch, made our way across a grassless yard and entered a four-storey building that looked only half-finished. A cement mixer was standing by the stairwell. I was beginning to have my doubts. This was just the place for an ambush.
Bill Bryson (Neither Here, Nor There: Travels in Europe (Bryson Book 11))
The sudden noise through the headphones is disconcerting—a massive, evil-sounding slab of guitar, seemingly played with the sole intention of terrifying anyone who hasn’t yet lived through a roughly equivalent sonic experience, such as riding their tricycle under a malfunctioning cement mixer full of dying children.
Caitlin Moran (How to Build a Girl)
And what enriched me while reading Adorno, for example, lay not in what I read but in the perception of myself while I was reading. I was someone who read Adorno! And in this heavy, intricate, detailed, precise language whose aim was to elevate thought ever higher, and where every period was set like a mountaineer’s cleat, there was something else, this particular approach to the mood of reality, the shadow of these sentences that could evoke in me a vague desire to use the language with this particular mood on something real, on something living. Not on an argument, but on a lynx, for example, or on a blackbird or a cement mixer.
Karl Ove Knausgård (My Struggle: Book 1)
Her heart was pumping like a cement mixer but it felt good to be banging around like that
Michael Banebrook (The Perfect Holiday)
I hurt like I just climbed out of a cement mixer, and the shot that grazed my side burns like hell. But I don’t have time to whine right now.
Richard Kadrey (Hollywood Dead (Sandman Slim, #10))
Long before Eichmann’s capture, Auerbach had conducted research on Operation 1005, the large-scale secret campaign to destroy evidence of the Final Solution by digging up the mass graves, pulverizing the bodies in specially adapted cement-mixer apparatuses, and erasing all traces of the atrocities. She also found two people who had participated as slave laborers in this effort. -- The Eichmann Trial, page 53
Deborah E. Lipstadt (The Eichmann Trial (Jewish Encounters Series))
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Aren’t you just a tiny bit triggered?” her fiancé asked, bewildered. “My triggers are covered in wet sand,” she’d said, “because my head is a giant cement mixer.” “So, you do have feelings,” her fiancé said. “They’re just buried. In cement. Maybe it’s time you start breaking up the cement.
Jen Beagin (Big Swiss)
What do you get if you put ducks in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement!
Smiley Beagle (You Laugh You Lose Challenge - Easter Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... (You Laugh You Lose Holiday Series Book 1))
My triggers are covered in wet sand,” she’d said, “because my head is a giant cement mixer.
Jen Beagin (Big Swiss)
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick-layer. **** Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8th. **** How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicle. **** What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers. **** There is a story that the noted linguist JL Austin was giving a lecture in which he stated: "Two negatives can make a positive but two positives can never make a negative." A voice from the lecture hall goes: "Yeah, yeah." **** Where does Santa work out? Down the gymney. **** Two planets meet. The first asks: "So, how are you?" The second answers: "Well, I'm sick, I've got Homo Sapiens." The first replies: "Oh, I know that one. No worries, it'll pass." ****
Various (100 Best Jokes: Family Edition)