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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come when you call, they like to stay out all night and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. Every quality that women hate in men.
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Graham Cann (1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of the Funniest, Laugh-Out-Loud Rib-Ticklers (1001 Jokes and Puns))
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Convert Text Files from Windows Format to Linux Format and Vice-Versa $ dos2unix $ unix2dos Sooner or later you're going to be sent a file or download one that uses a pair of CR (carriage return) and LF (line feed) characters to terminate lines in the file. Those type of files are Windows/DOS formatted. Unix-like operating systems simply use the LF character to terminate a line. Sometimes this can cause issues. To convert the file to a unix-like format, use dos2unix. To examine the line termination characters use "cat -A" or the "file" command. $
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Jason Cannon (Command Line Kung Fu: Bash Scripting Tricks, Linux Shell Programming Tips, and Bash One-liners)