Carmen Sandiego Quotes

(I am Carmen Sandiego in this fantasy, like I am in most of my non-sexual, non-food-related fantasies.)

Many of VILE’s recent schemes had been stopped by their former-student-turned-renegade-thief, Carmen Sandiego.

Most people haven't been to Paris at all." "Not unless you're counting Paris, Texas." "Or Paris, Illinois." "Paris, Maine," Neil countered. "Paris, Idaho," I added with a nod. "And Paris, Arkansas." "There's a Paris, Arkansas?" Neil asked, eyebrows high. "Yup. Kentucky, too. And a couple others..." "How do you know this?" "A potent blend of Where in America Is Carmen Sandiego?, curiosity, and the Internet." "Who said technology never offered anything useful?" "I'm guessing victims of e-mail scams.

Who drops a postcard in someone’s lap? I’m not sure who I think I am. Carmen Sandiego? That girl from Serendipity?

You gasp, looking at this woman who appeared out of the sky. She’s wearing a red hat and a red trench coat, which whips around in the ocean breeze. Otter Man comes sprinting across the deck. “Stop her, Moose!” he hollers. “That’s CARMEN SANDIEGO!

Carmen Sandiego,