Cardi Quotes

But there was no other option. People didn’t deal because they rose above; they dealt because there was nothing else they could do.

STOP TREATING DOPE PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE REGULAR

MOST DAYS MY LIFE CAN BE SUMMED UP IN MOVIE QUOTES AND HIP HOP AND R&B LYRICS

I took out my first library card...I spent most of my Saturdays at the library (no interruptions) breathing in the world of penniless shoeshine boys who, with goodness and perseverance, became rich, rich men, and gave baskets of goodies to the poor on holidays. The little princesses who were mistaken for maids, and the long-lost children mistaken for waifs, became more real to me than our house, our mother, our school or Mr. Freeman.

FACE IT.... SOMETIMES PROCRASTINATION IS DEPRESSION IN DISGUISE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

Snoop Dogg—that is “I once walked two bare-breasted Black women on leashes down a red carpet and ran an actual brothel” Snoop Dogg—tut-tuts at Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion for singing about their own “wet-ass pussy”;

In this country, two things stand first in rank: your flag and your mail. You all know what honor you pay to your flag, but you should know, also, that your mail, — just that ordinary postal card—is also important. But a postal card, or any form of mail, is not important, in that way, until you drop it through a slot in this building, and with a stamp on it, or into a mail box outdoors. Up to that instant it is but a common card, which anybody can pick up and carry off without committing a criminal act. But as soon as it is in back of this partition, or in a mail box, a magical transformation occurs; and anybody who now should willfully purloin it, or obstruct its trip in any way, will find prison doors awaiting him. What a frail thing ordinary mail is! A baby could rip it apart, but no adult is so foolish as to do it. That small stamp which you stick on it, is, you might say, a postal official, going right along with it, having it always in his sight.

No one knows when or how rescue could come.

..the longer you go without talking about something, the harder it is to start, until eventually you don’t know how to.

HEROES AIN'T NOTHING BUT A VILLAIN WHO FOUND THEIR PURPOSE

The Cardi Birchwoods. The regular, degular, shmegular section of the Sotomayor Grounds.

It's just like, damn - I'm competing with myself!

That’s the thing about this place—it’s a way station, on the way to better things. Everyone intends to be the next Lady Gaga or Cardi B or Channing Tatum. All of whom got their start stripping. No

For one thing he calls me 'Ducky'. If he calls me 'Ducky' once more I shall have him. Oh, hello Ducky. Am I interrupting? Yes, as a matter of fact you are, Hilary. Oh I like your cardi Rigsby. Very you. Very 'hungry thirties'.You must let me have the name of your tailor.

Have I turned into a monster? Or are we all capable of such violent thoughts when our back is pressed against a wall?

Usually there are dark moments in the glow, but it was the opposite for me. I saw dots of light in the dark.

I’ve been told more times than I care to count that I’m too quiet. That’s because when you’re quiet, people talk around you. If you never shut the fuck up, like Alex Cardi, you have no idea what’s really going on.

And if I had even a nanometer of extra cleavage for every time someone stroked my hair without asking, I’d be Cardi fucking B by now. Needless to say, shit got weird.

As soon as I see myself in that dress, but with bare feet, I ask the salesgirl to bring me some classic black pumps. Louboutins, just because the soles are as red as blood. Bloody shoes. And now I’m singing Cardi B again in my head. I’ve only ever liked rock or metal in the past, but she’s making me feel like a bad bitch today, so how can I say no?

When I go back to work, will be sick When I go back to work will be fireworks I wanna serve people like there is no tomorrow If someone says Thanks I will kiss her or him (Even though, old folks have no real teeth) With no teeth, there is more room for heart With all my love, I hope me and the elderly never part All this will be consummated when I go back to work… My hope and dreams are so unlimited… When I think about going back to work. It will be like that moment when Proust sipped his tea And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent The disaster became innocuous, the brevity, illusory. Ah, when I go back to work… This sensation has an effect on me Which love has of filling me with a precious essence. Whence could it have come to me, this all-powerful joy? Did Joan of Arc feel it when she kept strong in front of the executioners? Did John the Baptist have this feeling when he says, the time arrived that I must decrease and He must increase. And he was right about it… Did Nicki Minaj feel it when the barbz looked away from Cardi B’s beckons of violence? Did Shawn Mendes keep strong when Justin Beiber feigned ignorance to his existence? We must stay strong in these times, and prove perseverance. For there will be a day that I ought to go back to work And it will be all of me.

Rodeo by Lil Nas X and Cardi B

My mom is also super into TikTok dances and is always begging me and Lily to do one with her. I’m not sure I’ll ever recover from seeing her dance to Cardi B though.

Emma Thompson, ca. Sense and Sensibility: You must cease and desist all such lustful thoughts, you beast. Emma Stone, ca. Zombieland: Over your dead body. Julia Roberts, ca. Pretty Woman: Big mistake. Huge. Cardi B, in any situation: Bitch, please. All of those worked. Unfortunately, what was more likely to come out of her mouth was straight-up Jennifer Lawrence: I volunteer as tribute.

She connected her phone with his car stereo. "Now. Is this your opinion of proper road-trip music?" A few seconds later, the dulcet tones of Cardi B came rolling out of his speakers. He grinned.

the mindset than the objects. These tools help organize intuitive information, but they don’t produce it. The best diviners understand that being guided by their intuition—not just what shows up on a card—is the essence of the process.

Merely speaking about a particular incident and mentioning racism often results in the accusation of playing this mythical card. This criticism—that one is “playing the race card”—is impulsively used over and over to stigmatize those who disagree with the myth that America is now a colorblind, post-racial nation. This is a script that even white Christians seem to have learned and rehearsed.

«L’uomo non capisce che le città che crea non diventano parte integrante della natura» attaccò Viktor Pavlovič. «E che se vogliamo difendere la nostra cultura da lupi, tormente ed erbacce, non possiamo permetterci di lasciare il fucile, la vanga o la ramazza. Basta uno sbadiglio, bastano un paio d’anni di distrazione, e addio: i lupi escono dai boschi, i cardi avanzano, la città sparisce sotto una coltre di neve e di polvere. Quante capitali sono già morte di polvere, neve ed erbacce!».

Frattanto un groppo di vento si scatenava sul Nevskij, per cadere con gocce minuscole e spesse, per far cigolare e frusciare gli ombrelli, e per irrorare le mani nodose di borghesi e operai; il vento impetuoso fischiava sul Nevskij, per scacciare uno sciame di nubi da Pietroburgo - lungo i terreni deserti dintorno a Samara, Tambov, Saratov - nei burroni, nelle arenarie, fra i cardi e l'assenzio, strappando gli alti pagliai e spargendo sulle aie il suo vischioso mollume.

Old people vote. You know who votes in the swing states where this election will be fought? Really old people. Instead of high-profile videos with Cardi B (no disrespect to Cardi, who famously once threatened to dog-walk the egregious Tomi Lahren), maybe focus on registering and reaching more of those old-fart voters in counties in swing states. If your celebrity and music-industry friends want to flood social media with GOTV messages, let them. It makes them feel important and it’s the cheapest outsourcing you can get. Just don’t build your models on the idea that you’re going to spike young voter turnout beyond 20 percent. The problem with chasing the youth vote is threefold: First, they’re unlikely to be registered. You have to devote a lot of work to going out, grabbing them, registering them, educating them, and motivating them to go out and vote. If they were established but less active voters, you’d have voter history and other data to work with. There are lower-effort, lower-cost ways to make this work. Second, they’re not conditioned to vote; that November morning is much more likely to involve regret at not finishing a paper than missing a vote. Third, and finally, a meaningful fraction of the national youth vote overall is located in California. Its gigantic population skews the number, and since the Golden State’s Electoral College outcome is never in doubt, it doesn’t matter. What’s our motto, kids? “The Electoral College is the only game in town.” This year, the Democrats have been racing to win the Free Shit election with young voters by promising to make college “free” (a word that makes any economic conservative lower their glasses, put down the brandy snifter, and arch an eyebrow) and to forgive $1.53 trillion gazillion dollars of student loan debt. Set aside that the rising price of college is what happens to everything subsidized or guaranteed by the government.17 Set aside that those subsidies cause college costs to wildly exceed the rate of inflation across the board, and that it sucks to have $200k in student loan debt for your degree in Intersectional Yodeling. Set aside that the college loan system is run by predatory asswipes. The big miss here is a massive policy disconnect—a student-loan jubilee would be a massive subsidy to white, upper-middle-class people in their mid-thirties to late forties. I’m not saying Democrats shouldn’t try to appeal to young voters on some level, but I want them to have a realistic expectation about just how hard it is to move those numbers in sufficient volume in the key Electoral College states. When I asked one of the smartest electoral modeling brains in the business about this issue, he flooded me with an inbox of spreadsheets and data points. But the key answer he gave me was this: “The EC states in play are mostly old as fuck. If your models assume young voter magic, you’re gonna have a bad day.